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Funny story: Every Retail Store In America Expects To Sell Out of The DVD and Blu-Ray of "The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part I" Within 15 Minutes

Every Retail Store In America Expects To Sell Out of The DVD and Blu-Ray of "The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part I" Within 15 Minutes

HOLLYWOOD - The much anticipated The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part I, starring Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart will hit the retail stores on Saturday. Hollywood Innuendo is reporting that most of the nation's major retail store chains have h...

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Funny story: Rob Pattinson's Latest Movie "James Bond - Doing The Do In Dubai" Also Stars The Sexy Trio of Megan Fox, Scarlett Johansson, and Charlize Theron

Rob Pattinson's Latest Movie "James Bond - Doing The Do In Dubai" Also Stars The Sexy Trio of Megan Fox, Scarlett Johansson, and Charlize Theron

HOLLYWOOD - The star of the Twilight series Rob Pattinson has announced that his latest movie James Bond - Doing The Do In Dubai has opened to rave reviews. Pattinson said that he really enjoyed working with the legendary director Martello Pellagr...

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Funny story: The Twilight Saga Midnight Sun

The Twilight Saga Midnight Sun

Twilight Saga superstar and teen heart throb Robert Pattinson has spilled the beans on confidential information regarding the the twilight series. During an interview with Regis and Kelly on friday night pattinson let slip that what was thought to be...

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Funny story: Heidi Montag Confesses That Being A Sex Symbol Has Its Negative Sides

Heidi Montag Confesses That Being A Sex Symbol Has Its Negative Sides

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Heidi Montag recently stated that she knew she had made the "Big Time" last year when she appeared in Staccato Monteverdi's The Naked Cougar of Cucamonga with Rob Pattinson. Montag was talking to Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillo...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Has Invited Rob Pattinson To Travel With Her Down To Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

Kim Kardashian Has Invited Rob Pattinson To Travel With Her Down To Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

HOLLYWOOD - Rob Pattinson, the star of the Twilight series, has just received what he is calling one of the best offers he has ever had. Pattinson said that out of the blue he received a phone call from Kim Kardashian. She asked him how his brand...

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Funny story: The Real Life Twilight Saga Affair Between Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Is Over

The Real Life Twilight Saga Affair Between Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Is Over

HOLLYWOOD - The movie The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1 is the top movie in the nation and the two main stars Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are totally thrilled but behind-the-scenes it's another story altogether. According to Tahiti Z...

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Funny story: Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Seen At The Opening of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1

Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Seen At The Opening of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1

VENICE BEACH - The two stars of the hit television series The Vampire Diaries, Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder were spotted standing in line at the opening of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1 at The Big Kahuna Movie Theater Complex in Venice...

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Funny story: The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1, Starring Rob Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, and Taylor Lautner Opens To Record Breaking Crowds!

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1, Starring Rob Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, and Taylor Lautner Opens To Record Breaking Crowds!

WEST HOLLYWOOD - The Gladiator 24 Movie Complex in West Hollywood had the latest Twilight Saga series film The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1, showing in 14 of the 24 theater auditorium screens. Theater manager Cumberland "Captain Popcorn"...

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Funny story: Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 1 - Probably The Greatest Movie Ever Made

Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 1 - Probably The Greatest Movie Ever Made

Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner must have been celebrating last night, as Twilight Breaking Dawn Part One was lauded by international media critics as 'probably the greatest movie ever made, and certainly the best story over told...

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Funny story: Twilight Star Rob Pattinson Explains The Shockingly Lewd Photos of Him and Kristen Stewart

Twilight Star Rob Pattinson Explains The Shockingly Lewd Photos of Him and Kristen Stewart

NEW ORLEANS - Rob Pattinson, the star of the Twilight Saga series flew down to "The Big Easy" with a couple of his long time friends to celebrate the fact that one of his friends recently got divorced. All three partied on Bourbon Street and spent...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen Has Interviewed Two Possible New Sexy Goddesses

Charlie Sheen Has Interviewed Two Possible New Sexy Goddesses

SHERMAN OAKS - Charlie "The Space Cadet" Sheen has been keeping a bit of a low-profile lately. He recently told a Hollywood reporter that it is all by design because he is getting ready to make a memorable announcement. According to Fajita San Gua...

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Funny story: Rob Pattinson Says That Taylor Lautner Told Him That Miley Cyrus' Lap Dances Are The Best In The West!

Rob Pattinson Says That Taylor Lautner Told Him That Miley Cyrus' Lap Dances Are The Best In The West!

MALIBU BEACH - Two of the stars from the Twilight Series, Rob Pattinson and Taylor Lautner, recently hosted a bachelor party for a very good friend of theirs who is getting married in a month. RPattz beach home The Vampire Villa was the scene of t...

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Funny story: Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Are The First Guests At Ryan Seacrest and Steven Tyler's Brand New Cabo San Lucas Resort & Casino

Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Are The First Guests At Ryan Seacrest and Steven Tyler's Brand New Cabo San Lucas Resort & Casino

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - The Puffy Taco Resort & Casino officially had its grand opening and the very first registered guests were the stars of the Twilight series Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart. The new resort and casino is co-owned by Ry...

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Funny story: Rob Pattinson Confesses That Kristen Stewart Is A Sure-Fire Cure For The Summertime Blues

Rob Pattinson Confesses That Kristen Stewart Is A Sure-Fire Cure For The Summertime Blues

MALIBU BEACH - The star of the Twilight series movies Rob Pattinson was sitting on the beach in front of his Vampire Villa Beach House when he was spotted by an entertainment media reporter. RPattz has always been noted for being very cordial to t...

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Funny story: Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Deny The Skinny Dipping Rumors

Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Deny The Skinny Dipping Rumors

TARZANA - Twilight stars Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were recently spotted at The Tarzan and Jane Petting Zoo. The couple looked quite cozy as they walked around petting some of the extremely friendly animals such as Gladys the Goat, Laura t...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Explains Why She Took Rob Pattinson's Guitar

Kristen Stewart Explains Why She Took Rob Pattinson's Guitar

NEW YORK CITY - Kristen Stewart the star of the Twilight series was recently seen at JFK Airport holding a guitar case. A reporter for Tittle Tattle Tonight, Tapioca Swizzle asked the 21-year-old El Lay native where she was headed to. Stewart r...

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Funny story: Stewart comes out as a lesbian?

Stewart comes out as a lesbian?

Kristen Stewart shocked fans at a Breaking Dawn autograph session by admitting that she found sex scenes filmed with Robert Pattinson for the film, particulary difficult as he was "bloody awful in bed, can't play Twister, and stank of stale smoke". S...

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