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Funny story: Controversial Weather Terms rethought

Controversial Weather Terms rethought

Following recent rioting, the BBC has decided not to use various terms in their forecasts. 'Riot Friendly evening' was said to be a possible goer at one point, as was 'A fine night for taking something that is not yours, because everyone else is doin...

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Funny story: London Mayor : Riots would have been much worse if it wasn't for congestion charge

London Mayor : Riots would have been much worse if it wasn't for congestion charge

Boris Johnson, Mayor of London has claimed that the London Riots could have been a lot worse if it wasn't for the congestion charge. "Look here, although thousands of bloody "chavs" took to the streets most of the streets were actually clear of t...

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Funny story: The Arrest , Interrogation and Deification of Reggie " The Ferret" Fosberry.

The Arrest , Interrogation and Deification of Reggie " The Ferret" Fosberry.

The following is the interrogation report of one Reggie "The Ferret" Fosberry, (SUBJECT) shortly after his arrest for Rioting, Looting, Possession of Stolen Property, Resisting Arrest with Violence, and Public Indecency. Subject was subdued after a short chase after he was witnessed to have thrown some masonry rubble through the store window of an Argos, entered same store, and before seen le...

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Funny story: Crimewatch Presenter Nick Ross Caught On CCTV Looting Curry's At Clapham Junction

Crimewatch Presenter Nick Ross Caught On CCTV Looting Curry's At Clapham Junction

There was turmoil at the BBC today, when a Crimestoppers call, forwarded by the Metropolitan Police, alleged that Crimewatch presenter, Nick Ross was allegedly spotted on CCTV footage, dragging a 50" HD plasma screen TV out of a branch of Curry's, cl...

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Funny story: Dave Cameron Arrested Over Riots

Dave Cameron Arrested Over Riots

David Cameron was arrested today and charged with 'misleading the public about his role in quelling the riots in England. ' Sir Hugh Order fairly top Policeman, who may be even higher shortly, declared: 'We want to establish an accurate account of...

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Funny story: North Wales Riot Quickly Subdued By Locals

North Wales Riot Quickly Subdued By Locals

As public disorder and rioting has spread across Britain, it was only ever going to be a matter of time before an outbreak reached the sleepy Welsh valleys. However, this time the locals were ready and waiting. The folk of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgoge...

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Funny story: Londoners frightened of "broom gang"

Londoners frightened of "broom gang"

Following three nights of rioting in London, residents of the southern suburb of Clapham were shocked to see a gang rampaging through the streets in broad daylight. They carried brooms and dustpans and frightened locals by clearing the streets of...

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Funny story: Talks with Arab leaders planned over riot tactics

Talks with Arab leaders planned over riot tactics

In a reversal of policy Britain is altering its policies in the Middle East. President Assad is high on the list of those receiving friendly calls - talks are likely to follow where discussion on how to deal with rebels will be high on the agenda.

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Funny story: Riots: An Analysis

Riots: An Analysis

Following the recent riots in London and across England, armchair experts have been spouting explanations and theories like flames from a burning building. So here, we gather the opinions of some real analysts to bring some sanity to the debate. Reverend Spongebob McTavish said, "They say everyone has a talent for something, and clearly these lads are great at smashing things up. Maybe someone...

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Funny story: Bullingdon Club Massive reasserts primacy over vile rival upstarts

Bullingdon Club Massive reasserts primacy over vile rival upstarts

London - In a packed House of Commons televised debate Bullingdon's renowned top dog spelled out surrender terms for the nation's feuding scum. "Not on my turf, sickos!" was PM Cameron's clarion call as the UK's No One gang leader reasserted his s...

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Funny story: Kaiser Chiefs: We knew this was going to happen

Kaiser Chiefs: We knew this was going to happen

Kaiser Chiefs front man Ricky Wilson said today that in spite of long-term criticism about the band's predictions, they felt vindicated in the light of current events. "We've been saying for years that this was going to happen," he told reporters...

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Funny story: No riots in Scotland shock

No riots in Scotland shock

Scotland: First Minister Alex Salmond today hit back at news agencies for describing the riots as English riots, the Scottish Premier was shocked to find out that no riots were going on in his beloved country, and has accused the media of an English...

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Funny story: Riot cops fear 'psychotic' UFO mothership dumping toxic blue ice on Inner City hellholes

Riot cops fear 'psychotic' UFO mothership dumping toxic blue ice on Inner City hellholes

London - "Don't blame this 'alien shit' for the breakdown of law and order," a Home Office spokesman snarled at crunchtime today. The fierce rebuttal comes amid multiple sightings of a rogue spacecraft dumping over urban hotspots. Historically...

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Funny story: United Nations troops needed for the United Kingdom

United Nations troops needed for the United Kingdom

LONDON, England: In scenes reminiscent of the Blitz, the populace of England are being terrorised by gangs of thugs. Norman Brennan the former British Transport Police officer and founder of the Victims of Crime Trust, has made this statement on na...

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Funny story: Concerns Over Cameron's Riots Master Plan Remedy!

Concerns Over Cameron's Riots Master Plan Remedy!

Relative calm was restored to the streets and dark alleys of London last night following the Reichstag-like fires across the Nation's capital just twenty-four hours earlier. Prime Minister David Cameron's made a cunning ploy to forewarn Monday ni...

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Funny story: London Riots: Rich People Quaking In Their Boots After Girl's Frank Admission

London Riots: Rich People Quaking In Their Boots After Girl's Frank Admission

Rich people all over England have been 'quaking in their boots' this morning after a girl interviewed by the BBC admitted that she had taken part in the London Riots to show those with businesses and the police, that the Poor People could do whatever...

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Funny story: Local Man Questions Wisdom Of David Cameron's "Hug A Hoodie" Approach

Local Man Questions Wisdom Of David Cameron's "Hug A Hoodie" Approach

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, somewhat out of the loop recently, today caught up on the news of escalating violence across the UK, when he finished work. An amazed Shuttlecock, having recently resumed the joys of cycling, (Not that that's relevant)...

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