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Funny story: Executive Order: Governor Rick Perry Outlaws Condom Sales In Texas

Executive Order: Governor Rick Perry Outlaws Condom Sales In Texas

AUSTIN (AP) Late yesterday, Texas Governor and recently announced Republican candidate for President, Rick Perry, announced that he had issued an executive order that in effect, prohibits the sale of condoms in Texas. In a widely televised and in...

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Funny story: Perry promises to turn U.S. into the poverty-stricken powerhouse that Texas is

Perry promises to turn U.S. into the poverty-stricken powerhouse that Texas is

AUSTIN, Tex.--Governor and Republican presidential candidate Rick Perry is proud of Texas, often bragging that it's an economic powerhouse. Certainly, the numbers don't lie. Perry's Texas ranks 2nd in the nation in GDP and as a state, the Lone Sta...

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Funny story: Governor Rick Perry Bans Cigarette Smoking In Drought-Stricken Texas

Governor Rick Perry Bans Cigarette Smoking In Drought-Stricken Texas

AUSTIN - The state of Texas is experiencing the worst drought in fifty years as hundreds of windswept wildfires have burned a total of 3.7 million acres. Governor Rick Perry has taken time out from the GOP presidential campaigning to return to Aus...

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Funny story: Rick Perry promises everyone will be forced to get their vaccinations when he becomes president

Rick Perry promises everyone will be forced to get their vaccinations when he becomes president

Washington--Rick Perry promises everyone will be forced get their vaccinations when he becomes president. "I think it is my civic duty to force everyone to get vaccinations, even if they don't need it. Government shouldn't interfere in business,...

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Funny story: Perry returns to Texas for execution, cocktails, & Kill Baby Kill rally!

Perry returns to Texas for execution, cocktails, & Kill Baby Kill rally!

Governor Rick Perry returned to Texas this morning to host a cocktail party in honor of the latest execution in the state prison. Hot off the campaign trail and beaming with pride, he spoke briefly on landing at the airport: "I am here to celebra...

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Funny story: The Burger King enters the Republican presidential race

The Burger King enters the Republican presidential race

Miami, Florida - Overthrown last month in a corporate food fight, the Burger King has vowed to regain his kingdom - the home of the Whopper - by becoming President of the United States. "I have been deposed by a pack of jackals and knaves," the ki...

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Funny story: Presidential debate opening with a song and dance

Presidential debate opening with a song and dance

Simi Valley, California - The West Coast installment of the Republican presidential debates will open with an elaborate Hollywood musical production number, featuring all eight candidates. The unusual format was developed by NBC News, which is air...

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Funny story: Michele Bachmann Is Starting To Have Second Thoughts About Running For President

Michele Bachmann Is Starting To Have Second Thoughts About Running For President

CIMARRON, Kansas - Michele Bachmann's Hairspray Over America Bus Tour brought her to Cimarron, Kansas, home of the largest Wheat Penny Museum in the entire world. She quipped to the 13 people in the audience that if one really gave out a penny for...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Visits The Abraham Lincoln Presidential Library and Museum Where She Says Lincoln Was Born

Sarah Palin Visits The Abraham Lincoln Presidential Library and Museum Where She Says Lincoln Was Born

SPRINGFIELD, Illinois - Sarah Palin's One Nation Bus Tour pulled into Springfield, Illinois home of the largest silly putty collection in the world. Palin who was dressed in a red blouse, white shorts, and a blue bandana addressed the crowd of 17...

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Funny story: Perry bills feds $349M for incarcerating "illegals"; Feds bill Perry $12 billion for being Texan

Perry bills feds $349M for incarcerating "illegals"; Feds bill Perry $12 billion for being Texan

AUSTIN, Texas - Texas Gov. Rick Perry has asked the U.S. Department of Homeland Security for nearly $350 zillion to cover the costs he says Texas has incurred incarcerating Mexican-Americans in state prisons and county jails. In a letter to Homela...

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Funny story: Palin, Bachmann and Perry to Appear on Celebrity Jeopardy

Palin, Bachmann and Perry to Appear on Celebrity Jeopardy

You can expect in the coming weeks to see a very special episode of Jeopardy. Sony Pictures has signed on the three presidential hopefuls for a unique episode of Jeopardy. Some of the changes expected in this episode are all winnings will go to each candidates election campaign; usually in a celebrity Jeopardy the winnings go to a charity of the contestants choice, the producers decided that i...

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Funny story: Herman Cain Says He Wants President Obama Impeached - Rev. Al Sharpton Says He Wants Herman Cain Deported To Africa

Herman Cain Says He Wants President Obama Impeached - Rev. Al Sharpton Says He Wants Herman Cain Deported To Africa

NEW YORK CITY - Reverend Al Sharpton has been keeping a rather low profile ever since the big New York Yankees - New York Mets Resin Bag Scandal of this past April. But that has now changed as the outspoken reverend has come out swinging at a stat...

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Funny story: Palin, Bachmann and Perry make history on "Jeopardy!"

Palin, Bachmann and Perry make history on "Jeopardy!"

Culver City, California - The three leading contenders for the Republican presidential nomination faced off in a special "primary knowledge" edition of the popular quiz show Jeopardy! recently to "show America what we know." Sarah Palin, Michele Bachmann and Rick Perry agreed to participate, they stated in a joint statement, because "the media is making us look like a bunch of dummies. Alex Tre...

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Funny story: If Texas Governor Rick "The Electric Chair" Perry Runs In The GOP Primaries Sarah Palin Better Just Head On Back To Alaska

If Texas Governor Rick "The Electric Chair" Perry Runs In The GOP Primaries Sarah Palin Better Just Head On Back To Alaska

AUSTIN - The word out of the Texas state capital is that Governor Rick Perry has still not quite decided if he is going to run for the office of president of the United States. One of his good friends and fellow Texan actor Matthew McConaughey rec...

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Funny story: Texas Governor Rick "The Stick" Perry Says If Harold Camping Dares To Set Foot In Texas He'll Have His Lying Butt Arrested Faster Than He Can Say "Huh?"

Texas Governor Rick "The Stick" Perry Says If Harold Camping Dares To Set Foot In Texas He'll Have His Lying Butt Arrested Faster Than He Can Say "Huh?"

AUSTIN - Governor Rick Perry and his lovely wife Anita were enjoying a nice meal of fajita tacos at a local Tacos, Tacos, and Mucho More Tacos in Austin when he was asked about radio talk show personality Harold Camping. Buck Yazoo, a reporter wit...

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Funny story: Governor Rick Perry Still Deciding on Run for Presidency

Governor Rick Perry Still Deciding on Run for Presidency

Rick Perry, current Governor of Texas is known for two things. He is a fan of fuzzy accounting, and he has great hair. Perry is considering running for President of the United States. According to a document found at Austin's Saxon Pub, the only r...

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Funny story: Texas Moves Independence Day to October

Texas Moves Independence Day to October

With current drought conditions in Texas and with wildfires burning in several parts of the state, the Texas Legislature has voted to move this year's Independence Day celebration to October. The bill passed both the State House and the Senate b...

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