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Funny story: Taco Bell Bids Adios To Their Kids Meal

Taco Bell Bids Adios To Their Kids Meal

IRVINE, California - One of the nation's largest Mexican food franchise chains has just announced that it is discontinuing its popular Kids Meal and Plastic Toy menu item. Company Spokesperson Fresco Pibtonpick stated that the reason for the termi...

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Funny story: Bar serves wild new cocktails

Bar serves wild new cocktails

WELLINGTON, ENG. (WHERE ELSE?) - A local Wellington pub-cum-restaurant admits it specializes in "unusual fare" according to owner Steve Drum. Customers of the establishment suggest the declaration is "an understatement" typical of the stereotypical d...

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Funny story: If you Have a Food Allergy, Tell Your Server...Or Not

If you Have a Food Allergy, Tell Your Server...Or Not

Whenever I see the universal sign about food allergies in a restaurant, I'm tempted to add the words "Or Not." You see, here's the thing. When you tell the server, you tell everyone else within hearing distance. And that may not be smart. What if a disgruntled neighbor is sitting nearby? A neighbor who feels you crossed her property line many times without permission while you worked on y...

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Funny story: South Dakota Shuts Down All North Korean Restaurants

South Dakota Shuts Down All North Korean Restaurants

PIERRE, South Dakota - In an unprecedented move that has not occurred in South Dakota since back in the 60s, the governor has issued a Governor's Directive closing down all North Korean restaurants. A spokesperson speaking from the steps of the go...

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Funny story: Remains of Mr. Potatohead Discovered in Restaurant Customer's Hashbrowns

Remains of Mr. Potatohead Discovered in Restaurant Customer's Hashbrowns

Millions of people were shocked and saddened today after the remains of Mr. Potatohead, who had been reported missing three weeks ago by his family, were found in a plate of hashbrown potatoes at an Iowa Denny's restaurant. "The customer noticed...

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Funny story: England's Burrito Bell's Introduces The Silver Saddle Supreme

England's Burrito Bell's Introduces The Silver Saddle Supreme

LONDON - Britain's prestigious consumer watchdog agency known as BBB for Britain's Burger Bureau has just released a news bulletin stating that traces of horse DNA have now been found in some of Burrito Bell's menu items. A representative for Engl...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga Has Angered An Animal Rights Group

Lady Gaga Has Angered An Animal Rights Group

NEW YORK CITY - Lately it seems that Lady Gaga has been sharing the entertainment news front pages with Lindsay Lohan, Taylor Swift, and Lady Gaga. Lady Gaga recently performed before a sold-out crowd at The Voodoo Arena in New Orleans. Reports ar...

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Funny story: Paul Ryan Washes Clean Dishes

Paul Ryan Washes Clean Dishes

CANFIELD, Ohio - Paul Ryan's Widow's Peak Vice-Presidential Campaign Bus Tour pulled into Canfield and stopped at the local Silly Sardine Seafood Restaurant. "Skippy" Ryan, his wife Ann, and most of their sons got off the bus and went into the eat...

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Funny story: Chicago Police Raid Underground Restaurants

Chicago Police Raid Underground Restaurants

Chicago IL: Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel has to deal with a high murder rate in the inner-city, a school teacher strike and now illegal horse meat restaurants. Horse meat slaughter (including government inspection) is again legal in the USA as of N...

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Funny story: Waiter sacked for waiting too long

Waiter sacked for waiting too long

A waiter at the QuickStop restaurant on the M1 motorway has been dismissed for being too slow - after only two weeks on duty. Senior managers had observed Bernard Rushnott "hanging about in the kitchen area". Mr. Rushnott claimed he was "waitin...

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Funny story: Cluck Cluck Filler Announces It Is An Anti-Gay Marriage Eatery

Cluck Cluck Filler Announces It Is An Anti-Gay Marriage Eatery

ATLANTA - The president of the Cluck Cluck Filler Restaurant Chain, Danny Caloric has issued a statement which states that his company is going on record to say that they are an anti-gay marriage establishment. Mr. Caloric, who says he is still ma...

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Funny story: George Clooney and Stacy Keibler Comment On Their Food Poisoning In Italy

George Clooney and Stacy Keibler Comment On Their Food Poisoning In Italy

CERNOBBIO, Italy - George Clooney has a luxurious villa located on Lake Como, a beautiful lake named after the famous Italian-American crooner Perry Como. Clooney's Villa Oleandra Oxen Free is regarded as one of the most exquisite villas in the en...

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Funny story: Anti-Fat Mayor: NYC Resturants Forced to Feed Diners on 5-Inch Plates

Anti-Fat Mayor: NYC Resturants Forced to Feed Diners on 5-Inch Plates

In his never-ending assault on obesity, NYC Mayor Michael Bloomberg has ruled that as of July 1, 2012, restaurants in the five boroughs will now serve all foods on plates no larger than five inches in diameter. The Mayor, in yesterday's news confe...

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Funny story: Religious Tolerance Restaurant Opened

Religious Tolerance Restaurant Opened

RIO DE JANEIRO, BRAZIL (Acme World News) -- A new restaurant featuring religious tolerance and diversity was opened last May 12, 2012. The restaurant contained 14 areas, each related to different religions, with a specific menu on each area. For e...

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Funny story: Rihanna Talks Openly About Her "Switch Hitting" Rumors

Rihanna Talks Openly About Her "Switch Hitting" Rumors

MALIBU - Barbabos songstress Rihanna and her BFF Melissa Forde were out on the town and caused quite a stir as they walked hand-in-hand into the exquisite Ristorante Giorgio Baldi formerly The Jellyfish Tentacles Bar & Grill. Carolina Chipotle...

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Funny story: Top chef simmers ribs

Top chef simmers ribs

Celebrity chef Gordon Pansay suffered several minor injuries at his restaurant in a heated incident yesterday. True to form, Gordon was leaning over the hot plates, intent on swearing at junior staff. But the hot plates were still red hot and sear...

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Funny story: Insideout at the Inn

Insideout at the Inn

Holiday Inn Worldwide (HIW) has announced it will be opening a new franchise of upscale boutique-style restaurants in select cities worldwide. CEO Sean Rand says that the restaurants, named Innards, will cater to sophisticated clientele with unique...

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