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Funny story: The Think Tank

The Think Tank

The Gappa Institute, a think tank bringing together top scholars of the world, has issued its preliminary report. The suggestions have been forwarded to the various governmental or international bodies that deal with the issues addressed in the report. 1: The think tank has advised that death should be declared illegal. Their reasoning is that, since death by suicide is illegal, and death by ho...

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Funny story: Men's voices are getting higher

Men's voices are getting higher

Recordings from the early twentieth century have been extensively analysed by students at Uttoxeter University and compared to recordings over the intervening years. There have been several remarkable discoveries, including the fascinating fact that...

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Funny story: New Research From Mathematical Institute Stuns The World

New Research From Mathematical Institute Stuns The World

The Barnsley Freudian Mathematical Gizolm Institute of The Long One, and The Round One, have published their long awaited Ham Shank report today. This report is the culmination of a 5 year intensive research program into the formative stages of coupl...

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Funny story: Research shows 100% of Americans will be Anorexic or Obese by 2020

Research shows 100% of Americans will be Anorexic or Obese by 2020

Boston, Mass-- A group of researchers at Boston College recently concluded that 100% of all Americans will either be obese or anorexic by 2020. Lead researcher Dillon Hardwick stated, "I got the idea for the study after I noticed everyone attending...

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Funny story: The Keukan Study Defines Popular Affection Positions

The Keukan Study Defines Popular Affection Positions

In recent months, scientists at the North American Association of Foreplay and Sexuality (NAAFAS) have finished their study of spooning, and have discovered that spooning is not the only preferred way of remaining close to your partner after intimate...

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Funny story: US Citizens used as psych-test lab rats by Big Pharm

US Citizens used as psych-test lab rats by Big Pharm

Public records reveal two big pharmaceutical companies have been the largest contributor to playground safety projects in the world over a 30-year period, donating more than $900 million to the cause. The U.S. Government and State Governments com...

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Funny story: National Hemp Foundation to Reveal Memory Loss Statistics but Misplaces Report

National Hemp Foundation to Reveal Memory Loss Statistics but Misplaces Report

Bertrum Wallins from the National Hemp Foundation was scheduled for a 9:00AM press conference yesterday in Washington D.C., but cancelled the event at the last minute. Insiders at the NHF say that Wallins had lost the actual report. Apparently una...

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Funny story: Teaching Hospitals open wards in order to study detoxing 'News of the World' readers

Teaching Hospitals open wards in order to study detoxing 'News of the World' readers

A number of Teaching Hospitals have opened wards for the sole purpose of admitting and performing scientific studies on former News of the World readers who are not coping at all well with the closing down of their favourite newspaper. A Professor...

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Funny story: New Automatic Air Freshener Detects Bad Odours

New Automatic Air Freshener Detects Bad Odours

Forest Clearing, the manufacturers of air fresheners have developed what they believe is the next break through air freshening product that will change the market: Odour detection. Having already invented the plug in air freshener, the pulsing air...

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Funny story: Finger length gives clue to size of manhood, say scientists

Finger length gives clue to size of manhood, say scientists

THE length of a man's fingers gives a clue to the size of his manhood. An index finger that is shorter than the ring finger may indicate a longer penis, according to scientists. Previous studies have shown strong evidence that testosterone in t...

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Funny story: Men's brains are different to women's

Men's brains are different to women's

It's official. New research carried out by Professor Donny Gall of the Irish institute for mind studies has shown vast differences between men and women. Using a newly developed high definition head scanner Professor Gall can, for the first time s...

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Funny story: Britain's New Universities Show the Way

Britain's New Universities Show the Way

A press release, made on behalf of Britain's more recent Universities, announced that while the actual degrees from these establishments will not be of any use until the day we run out of Andrex, they are leading the field in providing plausible, if...

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Funny story: Research supports Spoof Writer's claim that she writes better on a 'full bladder'

Research supports Spoof Writer's claim that she writes better on a 'full bladder'

New research shows that having a full bladder can be an advantage in helping you concentrate during certain activities, such as making speeches, - as was Enoch Powell's claim many years ago. This claim was made recently by a Spoof Writer who, at t...

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Funny story: Scientists Develop a Bilingual Dolphin Communication Device

Scientists Develop a Bilingual Dolphin Communication Device

Costa Rica - Two scientists have developed a device that will finally allow us to decipher and communicate with dolphins. Dr. Federico Barrera and Dr. Augustin Sanches-Guerrero developed the dolphin translator two summers ago. It has taken two year...

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Funny story: Statistics up!

Statistics up!

A recent hard-hitting survey has revealed that statistics have risen upwards at an unprecedented rate and are currently at an all-time high. The shock report reported that a shocking 74% of all statistics are only 39% worthwhile, while 22% of the...

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Funny story: Amazing New Inventions Revealed

Amazing New Inventions Revealed

A series of fantastic new inventions are appearing in the shops that will not only save time for busy individuals but will also improve their quality of life. A shower powered FM radio, that is fitted between the water supply and the shower hose,...

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Funny story: Shock News About Welsh Sheep

Shock News About Welsh Sheep

After 10 years of intensive research, scientists at Cambridge University have discovered that sheep are not nearly as stupid as previously believed. "The public's perception may have always been that these animals are inherently dumb, but our stud...

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