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Funny story: GOP Scours Homeless Shelters Rehab Centers for 2012 Congressional Candidates!

GOP Scours Homeless Shelters Rehab Centers for 2012 Congressional Candidates!

The wire services are reporting this morning that the RNC, on behalf of the GOP, is starting a nationwide search for candidates in the 2012 congressional elections. This comes in the aftermath of the Democratic victory in up-state NY where a Republic...

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Funny story: The Truth As To Why The Former Star of 'Friends' Matthew Perry Decided To Check Into A Rehab Clinic

The Truth As To Why The Former Star of 'Friends' Matthew Perry Decided To Check Into A Rehab Clinic

LOS ANGELES - Matthew Perry starred as Chandler Bing on the hit comedy Friends from 1994 to 2004. And he admits that he got spoiled. He told Tequila Tallyho of The Left Coast Mirror Magazine that he immediately went out and bought a fancy sports c...

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Funny story: US Court System At Breaking Point

US Court System At Breaking Point

A leading US judge has warned that the court system is at breaking point due to the amount of time spent on dealing with cases brought against Lindsay Lohan. The troubled singer and actress appeared in court more than 354 times in March on such di...

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Funny story: One Of The Greatest Singers of All Time Whitney Houston Has Checked Herself Into A Rehab Clinic For An "Ego Addiction"

One Of The Greatest Singers of All Time Whitney Houston Has Checked Herself Into A Rehab Clinic For An "Ego Addiction"

LOS ANGELES - The latest celebrity to check into the world famous Henry and Betty Ford Rehab Clinic is Whitney Houston. The singer who had a mega hit with the Dolly Parton penned "I Will Always Love You" has recently been on a roller coaster ride...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen's Dog In Rehab

Charlie Sheen's Dog In Rehab

Charlie Sheen's pet pooch, Goddess, has reached the end of her leash and gone off the deep end. The mutt of unknown pedigree, age 7, has been by Charlie's side night and day, through good times and very very bad. Sharing a home with She...

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Funny story: Catherine Zeta-Jones Enters The Hi Yo Silver Kemo Sabe Rehab Clinic

Catherine Zeta-Jones Enters The Hi Yo Silver Kemo Sabe Rehab Clinic

NAUGATUCK, Connecticut - Catherine Zeta-Jones the wife of Michael Douglas has checked into one of the most popular (and expensive) rehab clinics on the entire Right Coast. And almost immediately the rumor mills started churning out the reasons for...

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Funny story: Flat Stanley: Out of rehab, but is he out of trouble?

Flat Stanley: Out of rehab, but is he out of trouble?

Flat Stanley, adored by school children and teachers alike, left the Betty Ford clinic last month after entering around Christmas of 2010. When he entered rehab, he was sullen and pale. Not to mention high as a kite and cussing out the nurses. After a month long bender of crack and tequila, friends checked him into rehab. He looks like his perky old self now, and I was able to sit down with hi...

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Funny story: The Reasons Why Todd Palin Says That His Wife Sarah Palin Needs To Enter Into A Rehab Clinic

The Reasons Why Todd Palin Says That His Wife Sarah Palin Needs To Enter Into A Rehab Clinic

WASILLA, Alaska - Todd Palin, whom Sarah referred to during her failed vice-presidential campaign of 2008, as the "First Dude" says that he has grown extremely concerned with the well-being state of his wife-mother-huntress Sarah Louise Palin. Tod...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Wants To Open Up Her Own Rehab Clinic

Lindsay Lohan Wants To Open Up Her Own Rehab Clinic

HOLLYWOOD - Lindsay Lohan says that she has learned her lesson and hopes to get back on the right track and leave the world of booze, drugs, lesbian nudity, suggestive finger nail messaging, and necklace stealing behind her. The much troubled actr...

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Funny story: Demi Lovato and Wilmer Valderrama Finally Admit That They Have Been Secretly Dating

Demi Lovato and Wilmer Valderrama Finally Admit That They Have Been Secretly Dating

HOLLYWOOD - Demi Lovato, who spent three months in a rehab clinic, has admitted that the rumor about her and Wilmer Valderrama dating is in fact true. Lovato said that she wanted to hide the fact from her ex-boyfriend Joe Jonas because she was so...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen: I Crapped Under Rehab Instructor's Desk

Charlie Sheen: I Crapped Under Rehab Instructor's Desk

Undercover reporter Cheyenne Childress got this story for us while using a new listening device that can pick up people at other tables in the restaurant or so we're told. "Actually, I was at Teddy's Place, the Club, but the device doesn't record...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Back at Old Club, Leaves with Ronson

Lindsay Lohan Back at Old Club, Leaves with Ronson

Getting into trouble once again by stealing a bracelet and doing some more rehab seems to have really helped Lindsay Lohan this time. "She's like a new person", says her mother, Dina Lohan. "Maybe the tenth time is the charm. She acts so much more...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen: I Love My Flooze & Booze

Charlie Sheen: I Love My Flooze & Booze

Voted "Hospital Favorite" for the second straight year, actor Charlie Sheen says that at least his life is not boring.."or at least what I can remember of it." "You have to stay one step beyond the Woody Harrelsons, the Billy Bob Thortons, the Mel...

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Funny story: Demi Lovato Reveals Some Shocking Secrets About Her Recent Stay At The Rehab Clinic

Demi Lovato Reveals Some Shocking Secrets About Her Recent Stay At The Rehab Clinic

BEVERLY HILLS - Demi Lovato, the teen singing sensation who recently spent three months at The Henry and Betty Ford Rehab Clinic sat down in the courtyard of the luxurious Mrs. Ponce De Leon Hotel and spoke with Cashew Vixenheimer of The Tinsel Town...

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Funny story: "NecklaceGate" May End Up Sending Lindsay Lohan To Prison

"NecklaceGate" May End Up Sending Lindsay Lohan To Prison

VENICE BEACH - Well it appears that Lindsay Lohan's 'Flamingo Breeding Program' did not quite work. Last week Lohan traveled down to the San Diego Zoo and purchased a dozen flamingos (six male and six female) in order to breed them in her Hollywoo...

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Funny story: Mount Athos: Berlusconi arrives for sex-addiction cure

Mount Athos: Berlusconi arrives for sex-addiction cure

Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi has arrived on the male-only peninsula of Mount Athos in Macedonia, Greece, for what the Vatican has described as 'a long rest'. It is however believed that the PM is on a sex-addiction cure which Pope Bene...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Has Purchased A Flock of Flamingos Which She Plans To Breed In Order To Stay Out of Trouble

Lindsay Lohan Has Purchased A Flock of Flamingos Which She Plans To Breed In Order To Stay Out of Trouble

BEVERLY HILLS - The word on the street of Beverly Hills is that Lindsay "Freckles" Lohan is truly serious about getting her act together. The Hollywood 'bad girl' has vowed to never do anything dumb, stupid, or idiotic, that will land her back in...

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