As a kid, you knew you had to believe in Santa Claus if you wanted that Red Ryder rifle. Now you have to believe in the Red Sox medical staff if you want a playoff position. Not since Tiny Tim tiptoed through the tulips (or Mike Aviles turf toed t...
Many sports fans in New England are happy that the Patriots with NFL football are back on the radar. With a shellacking in New York by the Yankees over the Sox, the writing is on the Green Monster. MLB in Boston is in its death throes. Worse ye...
The Red Sox have the greatest irony in sports: a paucity of riches. With their mega-budget and endless fount of moneymaking schemes, they bathe in a tub of greenbacks, able to shower off the muck of unpleasant players and lack of gratitude of egom...
Jon Lester has caught a bad case of what ails Daniel Bard who may have caught it from Daisuke Matsuzaka. The disease starts with general malaise and blows into full wildness and physical inability to throw strikes. An occasional gopher ball mixes...
Red Sox star Jacoby Ellsbury was not in the lineup on Saturday night. No, he was not ill with Saturday Night Fever, out dancing and cavorting in celebration of his return from a nearly season long stint on the Disabled List. He enjoyed somethin...
Can Josh Beckett still win 20 games this season for the Boston Red Sox? Could he end the season of 2012 with a record of 20-12? Panic-stricken fans in Red Sox Nation are ready to let Beckett go to the highest bidder, dismissing his career as alrea...
After the All-Star game, the Boston Red Sox begin to look for runs in their stockings. Yes, the second half of the season begins on Friday 13th. If you were writing the movie script for a horror story, only calling up Freddy Kreuger could be more...
With the changing of the guard at Fenway Park we have seen also the changing of the socks. For many years Jason Varitek, known for his notable big C on the chest, was dubbed official "Captain" of the team. One of the unwritten signs he was the old...
In April Manager Bobby Valentine of the Red Sox questioned the dedication and physical ability of Kevin Youkilis. On the day Youk is traded to the White Sox, Bobby V notes that Youk's dedication was legendary. Participating in the longest goodbye...
Red Sox star and occasional slumper Kevin Youkilis is apparently on the chopping block. The executioner is singing, "Sweet Caroline," one more time. At least Youk is on the short shopping list. The Red Sox have decided they have a surfeit of playe...
Red Sox fans may demand that the EPA (Environmental Protection Agency) be called in to investigate the fetid air in the Boston clubhouse, according to insider sources. Carbon monoxide is usually colorless and odorless, and the Red Sox are opaque...
Sign language is difficult, especially if you are a pitcher and the third base coach is tossing a bunch of bizarre hand gestures your way. Most pitchers know only a couple of finger movements. A recent Boston commercial for a local coffee chai...
David Ortiz and Kevin Garnett have been friends since their lonely and losing days in Minnesota, Ortiz with the Twins and Garnett with the Timberwolves. Each found redemption in the escape to Boston. Ortiz told Garnett that Boston may not be th...
Red Sox manager Bobby Valentine revealed after another so-so outing by pitcher Josh Beckett that the former ace suffered from a bad case of wind in the first two innings. The dastardly Miami Marlins were the culprits, having thrown the pitcher a c...
'Hit me with a rainbow,' indeed. A famous writer once titled his book with that catchy phrase. Not until now, however, has a baseball manager analyzed his own team's fortunes with the notion at the end of the rainbow was a pot of gold for the Nat...
Thumb injuries have gone viral on the Boston Red Sox. Who knew that thumb problems are catchy? Dustin Pedroia could be out as much as a month according to some reports because of his injured thumb. He played for weeks with a problem that blew up w...
Word out of Florida is that Red Sox outfielder Carl Crawford cannot throw a baseball because his elbow hurts. It may be that he suffers from zombie arm. This is on top of a wrist that was recently repaired surgically because he could not swing a b...
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