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Funny story: Kanye West Tells X-Factor Cast-Off Astro Not To Worry That He'll Take Him Under His Wing

Kanye West Tells X-Factor Cast-Off Astro Not To Worry That He'll Take Him Under His Wing

HOLLYWOOD - Fifteen-year-old Brian Bradley, AKA Astro was the first of two to be eliminated on the latest edition of X-Factor. Astro who offended a lot of people when he disrespected the viewers because he had ended up in the bottom two learned a...

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Funny story: X-Factor's Little Rapper Astro Has A Spoiled Brat Meltdown And Extremely Disrespects The Judges and The Viewers

X-Factor's Little Rapper Astro Has A Spoiled Brat Meltdown And Extremely Disrespects The Judges and The Viewers

HOLLYWOOD - Fifteen-year-old rap singer Astro found himself in the bottom two of the latest edition of X-Factor. Astro took the microphone and arrogantly said that since the viewers had put him in the bottom two that he did not want to sing, dance...

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Funny story: Gangsta Rap Lyrics Assaulted on LA Boulevard

Gangsta Rap Lyrics Assaulted on LA Boulevard

Last night a whole ream of Gangsta Rap lyrics were found beaten up and lying unconscious upon the sidewalk of Wiltshire Boulevard in Los Angeles. Bloodied and bruised, the lyrics were taken by ambulance to Mount Sinai hospital for immediate medical s...

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Funny story: Review of Lil' Poo's Bubble Wrap

Review of Lil' Poo's Bubble Wrap

When I arrived at my desk this morning at The Spoof, I was pleased to find a CD with a post-it stuck on it that had barely legible writing on it that, I think, said, "Review this." I always enjoy reviewing music so I happily took off the post-it, and that's when I read the title of the song and then I realized that it must be a joke. I looked around at my co-workers. They were all sitting at their...

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Funny story: Local Rapper Loses Credibility After Drug Charges Are Dropped

Local Rapper Loses Credibility After Drug Charges Are Dropped

Hip-Hop artist Keyz has spent much of the last year in a legal struggle, after drug distribution charges were leveled against him in early 2010. The Chicago native, who's most notable for his Top 40 smash "No, But I Fa' Real Sell Drugs," had an...

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Funny story: Ja Rule a Revolutionary?

Ja Rule a Revolutionary?

Jeffrey Atkins-commonly known as JA Rule, the Queens-based rapper with four platinum records under his belt and an album to be released this coming August-may be finding new ways to put his mark on the hip-hop industry. Atkins was sentenced Monday...

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Funny story: There's A Rapper In My House

There's A Rapper In My House

"Mom, do rappers get paid because I've been working on a rap song. Check this out… Boom chicka bam bam, looking through a rubber band. Boom chicka bam bam, looking through underwear. Boom chicka bam bam, I think it's time to eat a pear. Boom chicka bam bam, do you think I really care? …and I'm gonna make my rap name 'Yo Kid' because I'll probably say 'yo' a lot and I'm already...

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Funny story: Will Smith and Rapper Jay-Z To Remake "Annie" As Ghetto Little Orphan Annie Version

Will Smith and Rapper Jay-Z To Remake "Annie" As Ghetto Little Orphan Annie Version

Actor Will Smith and Rapper Jay-Z are teaming up to produce a remake of the successful stage and film version of the story of comic strip character "Little Orphan Annie." The original film, "Annie," was released in 1982 and a made for television rema...

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Funny story: "Moondogg" Rap 'Sea Cruise' Soars to Number One on Charts as Sub Horror Unfolds in UK!

"Moondogg" Rap 'Sea Cruise' Soars to Number One on Charts as Sub Horror Unfolds in UK!

An obscure 'rapper' serving on Britain's star crossed Atomic Submarine HMS Astute (sic), finally got the fame he was looking for after shooting two crew mates during a 'meet and greet' photo op in Southampton! During the fast moving investigation...

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Funny story: Rap Artist Sued by J.K. Rowling

Rap Artist Sued by J.K. Rowling

Justin Thyme, founder and lead singer of the rap band "Beetroot To Me" is in deep water with J.K.Rowling after the release of his latest song "Rake N' Vac" from his album "Plagiarhythm". Rowling's followers of course do not believe in plagiarism but...

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Funny story: Rap Legend Dr. Dre Sued For Medical Malpractice

Rap Legend Dr. Dre Sued For Medical Malpractice

Rap legend Dr. Dre has been a household name for decades, however the longtime hip-hop producer is making headlines for undesirable reasons, as Dre could be heading "Straight Out of Compton" and into prison. In surprising news, the music icon fi...

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Funny story: Rapper 50 Cent Refused Admission To A Japanese Restaurant Because of His Anti Earthquake-Tsunami "Jokes"

Rapper 50 Cent Refused Admission To A Japanese Restaurant Because of His Anti Earthquake-Tsunami "Jokes"

QUEENS, New York - The gangsta rapper who goes by the name of 50 cent got his nose all bent out of shape when he was refused admittance to The Lips of The Dastardly Dragon Japanese Restaurant in Queens. According to The Right Coast Illustrated Rev...

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Funny story: Tragic Buttock Implant Girl Hasn't Sat Down For A Week

Tragic Buttock Implant Girl Hasn't Sat Down For A Week

Wannabe rap artiste Atchu Gorblessya of Hackney, East London, has finally discovered to her cost that all the warnings about buttock enhancing injections were not without foundation. Following a recent fatality attributed to a botched buttock enha...

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Funny story: Crib Injuries Up as Rappers Fail to Make Mansions Safe

Crib Injuries Up as Rappers Fail to Make Mansions Safe

The Federal Home Safety and Insurance Association has just released its quarterly report regarding safety in and about the home and have reported a sharp incline in crib deaths in the last quarter of 2010. Crib deaths are the major cause of injuri...

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Funny story: N'Dubz Dappy Unlikely Role Model

N'Dubz Dappy Unlikely Role Model

As the mighty N'Dubz get ready for their massive sold out stadium tour, singer Dappy has emerged as an unlikely role model for scrotes and skivers up and down the country. Dappy explained to GMTV his morning, 'As hard as it might seem to believe, I was going nowhere, but being in the band has really sharpened me up you know, I've learned to point at the cameras and look really moody, gangster...

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Funny story: Cornonation Street Rap Album

Cornonation Street Rap Album

Following the news that Snoop Dogg has always wanted to appear in an episode of "Coronation Street", an unnamed source has exclusively revealed that a compilation of Rap/Hip Hop tracks in the iconic soap's honour is about to hit the shelves. Although the project has been shrouded in secrecy, its understood that the projected track listing is - fifty pence no sleep till salford stan (...

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Funny story: Rapper Nicki Minaj's London tour hexed by hotel eviction and police car chase

Rapper Nicki Minaj's London tour hexed by hotel eviction and police car chase

London - (Barbz Barbs): The Trinidadian-American rapper is hopping mad after top knobs' hotel The Whorechester threw her out after an affray. A London police car chase then saw Minaj corralled outside Buckingham Palace where she posed for paps in...

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