Ascot, Berks - (Associated Mess): Douglas Erskine Crumbs-of-Comfort, head of Royal Ascot racecourse redevelopment, has suddenly quit his job following thousands of complaints that this year's June meeting was beset with hordes of riff-raff and &q...
WASHINGTON (AP)--Every citizen in the United States is racing the clock to beat the tougher bankruptcy law about to come into force on Monday.
The people of Paris were thrilled to see an American Lance Armstrong, racing to a record 6th win in the Tour de France. The Parisites were so thrilled in fact that they tried to derail him with hailstones from a storm which had broken earlier.
Since Motorcyclejousting has become the 'in' sport downunder,many other sports have fallen by the wayside.
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