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Funny story: Ex PM In X Rated X-Ray Shocker

Ex PM In X Rated X-Ray Shocker

Margaret Thatcher, former UK Prime Minister was rushed dramatically to hospital last night for x-rays following a fall at her home. It was revealed that she had sustained a broken arm in the accident. Lady Thatcher, 83 is reportedly a bit doddery...

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Funny story: Blair To Return From Political Wilderness, Like Jesus, To Save The World

Blair To Return From Political Wilderness, Like Jesus, To Save The World

"Hang on, I didn't exactly say that," former Prime Minister Tony Blair told a packed room of international journalists. Including us. "I didn't say I was going to return from the political wilderness to lead my people to the promised land. Unlike som...

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Funny story: Brown to Fight On Despite Cabinet Resignations

Brown to Fight On Despite Cabinet Resignations

rime Mincer Gollum Brown has insisted that he will 'get on with the job', following the shock resignation of another Cabinet Minister last night. Work & Pensions Secretary James Purnell issued his sensational announcement within moments of the...

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Funny story: Brown: I Won't Step Down. Ever.

Brown: I Won't Step Down. Ever.

Prime Mincer Gordon Brown said today he would not step down, despite polls showing NuLieBore could slump to a humiliating (and well-deserved) last place in European Elections this week. Brown, struggling to assert any authority after the MPs expen...

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Funny story: Scientists discover new forms of human parasite

Scientists discover new forms of human parasite

Scientists in Oxford today announced the discovery of new forms of human parasites, the Primi Ministeriae, and began reseaching effective pesticides to get rid of them. 'The parasites were spotted in West London', parasitologist Dr Jeckyll Wormta...

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Funny story: Harriet Harmon changes mind about Labour leadership again

Harriet Harmon changes mind about Labour leadership again

Harriet Harmon, the Minister for Alliterated Names, has again changed her mind about becoming party leader, proving that Labour used to be indecisive, but now its not too sure. It seems that some newspapers, especially the Daily Torygraph, declare...

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Funny story: Prime Minister argues the Government does have balls

Prime Minister argues the Government does have balls

In a frank admission on national television, the Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, argued that the Labour Party does have balls. In a heated argument with a man from the BBC with a beard and glasses wearing a suit, (the man and not the suit had the be...

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Funny story: Baroness Thatcher leaps into action in Somalia. 5 pirates dead, 12 wounded.

Baroness Thatcher leaps into action in Somalia. 5 pirates dead, 12 wounded.

In what many are calling 'Her glorious swan-song', Baroness Thatcher today potentially launched an unexpected violent attack on a small boat of Somali pirates. Enjoying what could possibly have been her last free junket, Mrs Thatcher was flying 50...

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Funny story: PM Seeks Therapy for Speech Impediment

PM Seeks Therapy for Speech Impediment

Gordon Brown has enlisted the help of a therapist to aid him in overcoming a speech impediment, according to Downing Street sources. The PM has reportedly sought the help of Derek Draper, who was educated somewhere near Berkeley, to help resolve a...

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Funny story: PM Calls for Fear over Easter Terror Plot

PM Calls for Fear over Easter Terror Plot

Prime Mincer Gordon Brown has appealed for fear in the North of England following the counter-terrorist arrests made this week. 12 people - all believed to be Pakistanis and most on student visas - have been arrested by police and are being interr...

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Funny story: British PM Brown does a handstand for G20

British PM Brown does a handstand for G20

In scenes rarely seen in geo-political circles, UK Prime minister Gordon Brown, host of the G20 nations summit in London's Docklands, has performed a handstand in front of the other 30 heads of state gathered for the important talk fest. It was w...

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Funny story: Brown: "I was Blair April Fools Gag"

Brown: "I was Blair April Fools Gag"

In a shock development, Prime Minister Gordon Brown has admitted that his premiership has been an elaborate April Fools Hoax, perpetrated by Tony Blair on the electorate since 2007. Speaking at a Press Conference prior to the G20 summit, the PM ad...

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Funny story: Brian Clough to become Prime Minister

Brian Clough to become Prime Minister

After years of two sycophantic and simpering Labour Prime Ministers, the Queen invited Brian Clough to Buckingham Palace today, to take Gordon Brown's place as Premier. 'By 'eck', he said, after talks with Her Majesty, 'you've got to 'and it to th...

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Funny story: War declared on Jeremy Clarkson by SBIA

War declared on Jeremy Clarkson by SBIA

Following his description of the Prime Minister as a "one-eyed Scottish idiot", Jeremy Clarkson has had death threats, abusive phone calls, people spitting at him and even Sugarbabes and James Blunt CD's sent directly to his home. The Prime Minist...

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Funny story: New Host for PMQ8

New Host for PMQ8

In a bid to improve ratings, Spike Milligan is being resurrected to star in a revamped "Prime Minister's Question-Time". The new show's catch-phrase will be "What are we goin' to to now? What are we goin' to to now?" Since it slipped below "Big...

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Funny story: PM Says "It's all in our mind"

PM Says "It's all in our mind"

10 Downing Street has issued a statement on the credit crises from Prime Minister Gordon Brown. In it they claim the current financial crisis occurred not on his watch, but while he was being impersonated by an identity thief. The communiqué assur...

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Funny story: Mugabe Resigns - Moves to UK to Run for Prime Minister

Mugabe Resigns - Moves to UK to Run for Prime Minister

Harare, Zimbabwe - Robert Mugabe has stunned the world once again by announcing his resignation as President of Zimbabwe with immediate effect. The controversial Mugabe was once hailed as a symbol of the new Africa, but a brutal regime and ruined...

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