London - A thinly veiled S&M joke at PMQs today saw UK Chancellor George Osborne squirming in his Commons front bench seat. Opposition Leader Ed Miliband's swipe at Government economic policy saw a nudge-nudge/wink-wink remark allude to tabloi...
David William Donald Cameron, the Coalition's leader, Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, First Lord of the Treasury, Minister for the Civil Service and Leader of the Conservative Party, and Hater of the Poor, and representatives for Witney as its Member of Parliament (MP) - we thought the following anagrams were the most applicable of his name and nature, of those sent in to the Upper Denture...
Relative calm was restored to the streets and dark alleys of London last night following the Reichstag-like fires across the Nation's capital just twenty-four hours earlier. Prime Minister David Cameron's made a cunning ploy to forewarn Monday ni...
Derek Acorah, the world famous psychic, and only real conduit between the living and dead that has silver hair, has announced that he is to run for Prime Minister. "The ghost of Michael Foot came to Derek," said Acorah's close friend and adviser,...
A cross party group of peers has told Prime Minister David Cameron that he can't create any more peers as the House of Lords is already full. The Coalition leader has created a record breaking number of peers in less than a year and the chamber is...
The Prime Minister wants Britons to celebrate the Royal Wedding with bunting and street parties. But it has emerged that it is the skills of an assistant that have enabled his opinions to be made public. He is reported to be urging people to fi...
The Prime Minister lost his rag during Prime Minister's Question Time in the Commons this afternoon. He was in the middle of answering a question on the Government's proposed reforms of the Welfare Benefits system when he advised the House that he...
Australian Prime Minister Julia Gillard, the first woman ever elected to the position, has won a prestigious award open to the leaders of all developed and developing countries. 49 year old Gillard has been crowned the Most Stereotypical World Lea...
For a while now the members of the press have been pointing out the rat infestation that has taken hold of Downing Street, and for once not inferring that it was the residence Prime Minister in number 10 itself. The rats had grown in number after...
David Cameron is a direct descendant of King William IV and his mistress Dorothea Jordan. This illegitimate line consists of five generations of women on his father's maternal side starting with Elizabeth Hay, Countess of Erroll née FitzClarence,...
Well, here are the top ten reasons why I think Mark ought to be Britain's next Prime Minister....starting with 10 and going up to the TOP reason.... 10. He knows how to enjoy a good joke. 9. He can curse like a sailor. 8. He already has hundreds, if not thousands, of people who would vote for him. 7. He is always 'honest'. 6. He already knows how to be 'diplomati...
A top American political commentator has launched a scathing attack on Prime Minister David Cameron's plans to create the 'Big Society.' Ballantyne X Crepuscule is a former US presidential aide and is now a visiting professor in political science...
Having side stepped the 'birth certificate' legitimacy question in the good old U S of A, Brit bashing President Obama will now run as British PM for the 'Land of the Free' party against David Cameron et al in 2015. Policies include rewriting of h...
REYKJAVICH, Iceland - The prime minister of Iceland Johanna Sigurdardottir has just announced that she has married her longtime girlfriend British author Jonina Leosdottir. The 66-year-old prime minister now becomes the world's first married lesbi...
There has to be a good reason no one has tackled the reason why the first female Prime Minister, Miss Julia Eileen Gillard has shacked up with a hairdresser in a "defacto" relationship? Never been engaged and there appears to be no sign of wedding be...
The Australian Labor Party have dumped the silver haired Kevin Rudd for red headed Julia Gillard. Some say she resembles the red headed beauty of the match box. Australia has its first female Prime Minister in it's 222 year young history. In...
David Cameron, the Prime Minister, mentions in a speech in Shipley, Yorkshire today that the country needs to return to the values of Margaret Thatcher. Alarm bells are ringing among the millions of ordinary citizens who voted for the Liberal Demo...
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