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Funny story: Justin Beiber is expecting twins

Justin Beiber is expecting twins

Despite claiming to never have had sex with anyone except his own right hand, it has been confirmed this morning that Canadian teen singer, Justin Beiber, is expecting twins. The news was released by family friend and gynaecologist, Dr Mona Little...

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Funny story: You'll never get pregnant THAT way Danes tell daft Kate

You'll never get pregnant THAT way Danes tell daft Kate

Copenhagen - Sterling pregnancy advice from fecund Danish red-bloods has left silly stick insect Kate Middleton fuming. Unicef rentacrowd shoo-ins met the faux duchess and her equally spurious royal husband outside a foreign aid warehouse where th...

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Funny story: Kate Middleton pregnancy scare

Kate Middleton pregnancy scare

Future Queen of England, Kate Middleton, was relieved to discover she wasn't pregnant after getting a craving for peanut butter that saw her work her way through half a jar of Waitrose Smooth. "I had a massive urge to have a bit of peanut butter,"...

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Funny story: Beyonce Stops After 3 Months of Non-Stop Dancing to Have Pregnancy Test on MTV VMA's

Beyonce Stops After 3 Months of Non-Stop Dancing to Have Pregnancy Test on MTV VMA's

Global superstar Beyonce was finally able to stop dancing for 30 seconds to accept a quick pregnancy test on the stage of MTV's VMA's. Jay Z her rapster husband has been desperate to confirm whether she is pregnant, having not able to get his wife to...

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Funny story: FDA admits to switching 'Morning-after' pill to fertility drug

FDA admits to switching 'Morning-after' pill to fertility drug

The FDA has issued a warning on the box of the Evital, otherwise known as the 'Morning after Pill' as counterfeit and is actually Clomiphene, a pill that can release multiple eggs and result in a pregnancy of two or more infants during unprotected se...

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Funny story: Expectant mothers to form 'labour camps' across drought hit UK

Expectant mothers to form 'labour camps' across drought hit UK

Expectant mothers waiting to give birth are to be deployed at various drought hit locations across England in 'labour camps' to fully utilise the vital output of mother minge's waters breaking, according to reports. The unseasonably dry weather is...

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Funny story: A Pregnant Tori Spelling Is Extremely Upset At Being Banned From Walking On Malibu Beach

A Pregnant Tori Spelling Is Extremely Upset At Being Banned From Walking On Malibu Beach

MALIBU BEACH - The woman who became famous for appearing on her father Aaron Spelling's hit television show 90210 is not a happy beach goer at the moment. According to Bedroom Pillow Talk, Tori Spelling, who is pregnant with her third child, has b...

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Funny story: Long distance Crocodiles!

Long distance Crocodiles!

Crazy evolutionists are spinning a new yarn. The latest in a long line of improbable tales follows the adventures of the Crocodile. Evon Hekkala of Fordham University in New York and colleagues are responsible for this latest spellbinding fable, i...

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Funny story: The pregnancy chair

The pregnancy chair

A chair in a hotel in Luton has been dubbed the "Pregnancy Chair" has been moved into the honeymoon suite. "It's a really special chair," said Russ Epshon, manager of Roman's Hotel in Luton. "For the past five years it's sat in the office. We've h...

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Funny story: Kate Middleton 'Up The Duff'

Kate Middleton 'Up The Duff'

Kate Middleton was spotted shopping at Mothercare looking wistfully at baby clothes. The soon to be Royal princess is obviously looking to her future after marriage. Insiders have speculated that she is already pregnant as she has stopped drinkin...

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Funny story: China Gears Up For Record Pregnancies in Year of the Rabbit

China Gears Up For Record Pregnancies in Year of the Rabbit

China is known throughout the world for having the strictest rules when it comes to population control. It's 'One-Child Policy' has been in effect since 1978 and is responsible for not only keeping China's urban population somewhat under control, but...

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Funny story: Jessica Alba Says She's Probably Knocked Up Again

Jessica Alba Says She's Probably Knocked Up Again

Jessica Alba is pregnant once again "or else Kirstie Ally has switched tummies with me while I was asleep", Alba joked in the latest issue of the "Tall Tails" Tabloid. She also announced it on Facebook and stated that she, her husband Cash Warren...

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Funny story: I Resent the Phrase, "We're Pregnant"

I Resent the Phrase, "We're Pregnant"

I resent the phrase, "we're pregnant." It's like, "We're going to the Super Bowl." Indeed, not: Those who put the uniform and suffer the injuries are the ones who go to the championship game. While we can root them on, and congratulate them on a great win, we are merely invested lookers-on. The father's role in conception is vital, of course, but the process of embryogenesis is one that we...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin pregnant

Sarah Palin pregnant

News from the Alaskan state capita,l Fookinkold, is that Sarah Palin is pregnant and expecting in June. Sarah revealed that she became pregnant after a visit to George Bush's ranch in Texas. With the difference in temperature between the 2 states...

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Funny story: Naked Selena Gomez Pregnant With Justin Bieber Irony

Naked Selena Gomez Pregnant With Justin Bieber Irony

Barney & Friends and Wizards of Waverley Place star Selena Gomez is a self-confessed "huge animal lover", writes Dick Palmer-Humbert, Desperation Correspondent. So it is perhaps ironic that she is very close, if not actually intimate, with "Ca...

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Funny story: Pregnant Natalie Portman Makes Nude Workout Video

Pregnant Natalie Portman Makes Nude Workout Video

Although pregnant with her first child, actress Natalie Portman has made a video of her doing exercises in the nude, according to a press release. Portman says she's not ashamed of her body and she wants other women to exercise while they are expe...

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Funny story: Miss America Losers Are Pregnant & Guess Who the Father Is?

Miss America Losers Are Pregnant & Guess Who the Father Is?

In an apparent fit of pique, the losing contestants of the 2011 Miss America contest convened a hastily organized press conference and declared that they were not virgins and that the Miss America contest was a sham of innocence and purity. When mem...

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