WASHINGTON, DC--God's in Our Pocket (GOP), an evangelical ministry specifically focused on wealthy and influential Americans, is singing its own praises in a new promotional campaign. The ministry has no official members list, and describes itself...
Researchers in Edmonton, Alberta have found, contrary to their beliefs, that broke ass people do not worry about getting scammed on internet banking websites, internet shopping websites, and the like. They could give a flying fuck, it turns out.
It's crunch time on the surface, but for those who live underground it's a different story. Dick Turpin (no relation) has been living in his local sewer for six years. He moved in there one cold winter's evening after his bench was set alight by s...
Today the upper classes of America succeeded in getting a bill passed banning poor people from using money. Having invested heavily in Senators and Legislators for decades they now saw it was time to remove the economy entirely from the lower masses...
Barack Obama's newest challenge has left him wondering what to do with the nearly 70% of Californians residing in Los Angeles. With all but one swing voting group in his pocket, Barack is going after the one constituency that has eluded every presid...
After it being announced at the Labour Party Conference that poor children would have free internet at home the Tory party have hit back. They are disgusted that poor children will be given free access to the internet as this could help them to le...
An ebuliant Gordon Brown was delighted to reveal that poverty had been abolished. In a speech to the Institute of Getting Paid Loads of Money for Not Doing Anything Usefull Ever he said."I have managed to come to an agreement with the makers of di...
U.S. President George W. Bush revealed today that he has maintained a secret agenda to wipe out poverty in the U.S. by systematically eliminating poor people.
Two dozen Asian Indian guest workers working on an oil rig in Mississippi were said to be on a month long hunger strike.
Haiti's President Déficit has ordered people to stop rioting over soaring bread prices.
Crappers; Today President bush has announce that domestic spending on the poor is out of control and many programs will end.
Ney York, New York (IP) - The United States began to round up its poor today and those people will be sent on their way to new homes within hours. Those people rounded up are first processed at special camps erected in eight regional central distri...
Washington (IPP) - President G.W. Bush has had it with criticism over his economic incentive plan wherein only folks making over $100,000 a year will receive a tax rebate. He held an impromptu press conference this morning and announced that America...
In a joint press release earlier this week, the American Pharmaceutical Association (APhA) and the American Psychiatirc Association (APA) announced that they are joining forces to create a new group to advance the interests of psychiatrists who want...
(Washington) - In a major political move to eliminate poverty in America, the Democratically controlled U.S. Congress today passed a law to deport all people in the U.S. earning less than $30,000 a year.
Milano, Italy (IP) - While travelling through Italy our entertainment reporter stumbled upon an exciting new show featuring Giada De Laurentiis in an Italian Reggae extravaganza named "Pasta Man Vibration". The show has a little something...
Monday was a day of mass chaos throughout the US amidst a massive fast-food worker walk-out organized by a YouTube contributor.
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