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Funny story: Prime Minister Abolishes Poverty In The UK

Prime Minister Abolishes Poverty In The UK

An ebuliant Gordon Brown was delighted to reveal that poverty had been abolished. In a speech to the Institute of Getting Paid Loads of Money for Not Doing Anything Usefull Ever he said."I have managed to come to an agreement with the makers of di...

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Funny story: Bush reveals plan to eliminate poverty

Bush reveals plan to eliminate poverty

U.S. President George W. Bush revealed today that he has maintained a secret agenda to wipe out poverty in the U.S. by systematically eliminating poor people.

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Funny story: Mississippi Foreign Workers End Hunger Strike When Raises Allow Them to Afford Food!

Mississippi Foreign Workers End Hunger Strike When Raises Allow Them to Afford Food!

Two dozen Asian Indian guest workers working on an oil rig in Mississippi were said to be on a month long hunger strike.

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Funny story: Haiti leader demands end to bread riots: "Let them eat cake"

Haiti leader demands end to bread riots: "Let them eat cake"

Haiti's President Déficit has ordered people to stop rioting over soaring bread prices.

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Funny story: President Bush Calls for End to Domestic Spending!

President Bush Calls for End to Domestic Spending!

Crappers; Today President bush has announce that domestic spending on the poor is out of control and many programs will end.

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Funny story: America Rounds Up its Poor

America Rounds Up its Poor

Ney York, New York (IP) - The United States began to round up its poor today and those people will be sent on their way to new homes within hours. Those people rounded up are first processed at special camps erected in eight regional central distri...

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Funny story: Bush to Deport America's Poor

Bush to Deport America's Poor

Washington (IPP) - President G.W. Bush has had it with criticism over his economic incentive plan wherein only folks making over $100,000 a year will receive a tax rebate. He held an impromptu press conference this morning and announced that America...

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Funny story: New Group To Promote Rights of Drug-Gun Owners

New Group To Promote Rights of Drug-Gun Owners

In a joint press release earlier this week, the American Pharmaceutical Association (APhA) and the American Psychiatirc Association (APA) announced that they are joining forces to create a new group to advance the interests of psychiatrists who want...

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Funny story: U.S. Eliminates Poverty By Deporting The Poor

U.S. Eliminates Poverty By Deporting The Poor

(Washington) - In a major political move to eliminate poverty in America, the Democratically controlled U.S. Congress today passed a law to deport all people in the U.S. earning less than $30,000 a year.

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Funny story: Giada Stars in Italian Reggae Show: Pasta Man Vibration

Giada Stars in Italian Reggae Show: Pasta Man Vibration

Milano, Italy (IP) - While travelling through Italy our entertainment reporter stumbled upon an exciting new show featuring Giada De Laurentiis in an Italian Reggae extravaganza named "Pasta Man Vibration". The show has a little something...

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Funny story: The End of Minimum Wage

The End of Minimum Wage

Monday was a day of mass chaos throughout the US amidst a massive fast-food worker walk-out organized by a YouTube contributor.

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Funny story: Paul Wolfowitz Ponders New Career

Paul Wolfowitz Ponders New Career

As Paul Wolfowitz prepares to step down as the head of the World Bank, which is responsible for providing finance and advice to countries for the purposes of economic development and eliminating poverty, he is considering the following career options:...

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Funny story: Blair Welcomes Britain's Success in UN Poverty Poll

Blair Welcomes Britain's Success in UN Poverty Poll

Prime minister Tony Blair today welcomed the news that Britain had come out top in the latest UN poverty poll by saying: "It goes to prove what I've been saying all along, that if the country wants to keep up this consistent high level of ac...

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Funny story: Outsourcing Poverty: Bush Announces Plan

Outsourcing Poverty: Bush Announces Plan

Washington DC -- President Bush stunned the nation's capital today by personally announcing at a specially-called news conference the first step in what he characterized as a broad-based effort to both reduce the burgeoning federal deficit and...

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Funny story: The Organ Donor Crisis: How YOU Can Help!

The Organ Donor Crisis: How YOU Can Help!

You may have noticed in the news lately that we're currently in a crisis. That crisis is not drugs, poverty, or domestic violence. No, my friends, our nation is currently faced with a shortage of organ donations. As crazy as it may seem, in this land of abundance, violence, and abundant violence, we can't seem to get organ transplants to people who desperately need them, primarily due to l...

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Funny story: Administration's New Report is the Same Old Story

Administration's New Report is the Same Old Story

The new United States proposal for Middle East reform addresses every conceivable problem facing the region today: poverty, social issues and political instability but with one somewhat glaring omission. It doesn't mention the Palestinian/Israeli con...

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