Rome - The European Court of Human Frights has imposed a community service sentence on the Pope ordering him to wear a 'I AM A BULLY!' placard around his neck. For five hours every Sunday until the death of his predecessor, the Deserter Pope Joe R...
Rome - Someone in the Vatican has been watching too many Indiana Jones reruns and decided to play a 'Holy Grail' hoax on young Prince George. At a televised reception in his private quarters today Pope Frankie-the-Argie defied the Geneva Conventio...
VATICAN CITY - Italy's El Vino News Agency is reporting that Pope Francis in an effort to reach a type of middle ground has made a new ruling on the same-sex marriage controversy. The pope speaking in the parking lot of a local Pompous Pizza Parlo...
VATICAN CITY - The Pope accidentally dropped the F-Bomb during a speech yesterday during his Sunday blessing. While giving his weekly blessing from the Vatican, Pope Francis mentioned the word 'f***' in Italian before correcting himself. Within...
Rome - At first glance the nineteen extravagantly kitted devil dodgers congregating in Rome today to receive the church's highest gong were sporting ten thousand dollarsworth of silken couture topped off by unmistakeable Cardinal red silk hats. Un...
ROME - El Vino, Italy's national news agency is reporting that the Italian government has agreed to a compromise with Pope Francis. The pope who says he has no problem with gays or lesbians and has actually attended parties in their honor recently...
A dog and a cat got the Pope's blessing yesterday for a Valentine's wedding attended by hundreds of PETA members, some with their pets. "It's time to let the little creatures follow our own traditions", stated the host before the ceremony. "We her...
A Harley-Davidson motorcycle donated last year to Pope Francis has sold at a Paris auction to benefit charity. Thus far, the buyer remains anonymous but it went for about four times it's worth, according to an auction house. It's still unknown whe...
The Vatican is responding to today's much-anticipated report from the U.N. Committee on the Rights of the Child. Church officials testified before the committee a month ago. Today's U.N. report bluntly criticized the Catholic hierarchy for polici...
Chain store, Amason is to sell demon removal hampers online due to public demand. The hampers will contain holy water, crucifixes and various secret herbs. They will also contain a pirate copy of The Exorcist starring Cherie Blair as the possessed wo...
'After paying tribute to Nelson Mandela, Pope Francis says it's time to, "crank up the bass and blow up a stereo."' A Vatican spokesperson. 'After Mandela's passing, I felt compelled to celebrate his life. So I instantly thought about subwoofe...
Catholic clergy and institutions have responded to the ACLU lawsuit against the United States Conference of Catholic Bishops over denial of "proper health care." The case involves a catholic hospital in Muskegon, which turned away a pregnant mother...
The Catholic Church is to be floated on the Stock Market. Cardinal Karl Profiteri of the Holy See's Banca Ambrosiana has announced that the Church is going to be privatised. At a special conclave of bishops the vote was taken last April during th...
VATICAN CITY - Pope Francis said Catholics should not allow their views on gay marriage, abortion and contraception to dominate Catholic teachings, but must be more welcoming and not cold, dogmatic bastards. In a dramatically blunt interview with...
He was the first pope to resign in "god" knows how long when Benedict XVI quit his papal duties in February 2013, saying that he no longer had the strength to perform his role. Now in an unprecedented interview with The Spoof's religious corresponden...
Following a string of conciliatory statements to the press, Pope Francis says he will not make public his review of Adam Sandler's new film "Grown Ups 2". "Who am I to judge what people find funny?", asked the Pope on his recent flight home from Sou...
Rome - The Pope has said women priests should not be marginalized but integrated into society and stuff. During a media address on the return flight from Rio Pope Frankie-the-Argie reaffirmed the Vatican position on women as one small crotch - er.
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