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Funny story: Male French Politicians Hit Back In Gender Row

Male French Politicians Hit Back In Gender Row

French Finance Minister, Christine Lagarde, has claimed women make better politicians than men because they are not slave to their libidos. She reckons that women are less sexually driven and are therefore more able to make cool-headed judgements.

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Funny story: Dickwad Now Applies to All Politicians, Male and Female Alike

Dickwad Now Applies to All Politicians, Male and Female Alike

It is official. According to the results of a recent survey conducted by the non-partisan political polling group known as NMWIOWSF (No Matter Who's In Office We're Still Fu*ked), America is being run by a bunch of dickwads. There was no indication t...

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Funny story: Politicians Famous Quotes

Politicians Famous Quotes

A nationwide poll held in the UK was commissioned by 'UKTV History' to mark the publication of the political journalist and commentator Andrew Marr's History of Modern Britain. Almost 3,000 people were asked for their opinion. Here are the top ten results. We guess that you will find them amusing, funny, in part hilarious and sometimes quite strange; in fact, exactly like our politicians. 1)...

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Funny story: Another one bites the dust

Another one bites the dust

Prospective candidates, from Truro to Thurso, in the UK General Election are running round like headless chickens as they learn of the removal of a candidate, who Twittered like a twerp and has been caught out. Did a candidate for election to the...

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Funny story: North Korea advises Britain & the US to follow their Policy regarding failed Politicians

North Korea advises Britain & the US to follow their Policy regarding failed Politicians

North Korea today advised Britain and America, to follow their policy of dealing with failed politicians. This follows the execution by firing squad of Pak Nam Ki, a North Korean politian who has been judged responsible for the financial collapse in...

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Funny story: The Book of Gobble-de-gook

The Book of Gobble-de-gook

There are many books in the World that cause controversy, The Bible, Darwins Origin of the Species, are two right at the top of the list for example. There is however a book that can cause more misunderstanding than that, its the book of Gobble-de-go...

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Funny story: National Duct Tape Council Praises Bush

National Duct Tape Council Praises Bush

The normally apolitical National Duct Tape Council has issued a statement in support of former President Bush's call to invade Canada. Chairman Herb Rimple explained the council's reasoning at a televised news conference held in Crawford, Texas: "We...

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Funny story: Senator Larry Craig Saves 189 Lives!

Senator Larry Craig Saves 189 Lives!

Senator Larry Craig of Idaho became a hero today after a terrorist who had a hollow leg blows up at the Kennedy Airport in New York. The Senator is listed in stable condition as fellow Republicans say that this was what Craig was planning, ever si...

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Funny story: Earth Identified as "Rest Stop" on Galactic Super Highway

Earth Identified as "Rest Stop" on Galactic Super Highway

Recently captured as mathematical sequences of numbers embedded in radio wave transmissions from deep space, the numerical sequences have been decoded to reveal surprising references to the Earth. In one long message, the translation appears to b...

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Funny story: Margaret Beckett Takes New Job At Wookey Hole

Margaret Beckett Takes New Job At Wookey Hole

Former cabinet minister Margaret Beckett has taken up a new position at Wookey Hole. The tourist attraction in Somerset was looking for a new resident witch. "Obviously Mrs Beckett comes highly recommended and it's going to save on the make up" said...

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Funny story: Scientists discover intelligent American politician

Scientists discover intelligent American politician

After centuries of searching, scientists today finally announced the discovery of an intelligent American politician. Speaking from the Texas University of Extreme Braininess, Professor Zbigniev Waterski said: 'It had to come, we had many advances...

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Funny story: Pig catches politicians' 'flu

Pig catches politicians' 'flu

A pig in Shropshire, England, today became the first animal to catch the human illness of politicians' flu. The pandemic of politicians' 'flu has spread across the world in recent months, and scientists feared it was only a matter of time before a mu...

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Funny story: Politicians and parties renamed to reflect their real characters

Politicians and parties renamed to reflect their real characters

After yesterday's incident of a Liberal politician turning into an anagram, today saw many political figures and parties' names altered to reflect their real characters. Barack Obama became Black? Uh-Oh, Momma, Gordon Brown is now Goodbye, Yawn; David Cameron has been turned into Div The Boring One, and Hazel Blears is Hair's Ablaze. Alastair Darling, Starter At Stealing, The British Nationa...

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Funny story: UK Politicians United By Star Trek Project

UK Politicians United By Star Trek Project

In a move not seen since the dark days of World War Two, British political parties united in their desire to see the TheSpoof.com's Star Trek extravaganza collaboration conceived by BuckwheatsButt and championed by Jalapenoman The Movie to be produce...

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Funny story: Droolmule Counts Politicos' Verbiage

Droolmule Counts Politicos' Verbiage

Website droolmule carries word counts for prominent politicians. Readers have found a surprising verbal snapshot from the five most common words uttered by demagogues over the past few months. President Obama's five magic words, according to dr...

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Funny story: Politicians queue up for full face transplants.

Politicians queue up for full face transplants.

A leading French surgeon has just successfully completed a major operation in which a human face has been transplanted. Although many other countries have successfully completed partial transplants, this is the first time a complete face has been re...

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Funny story: New television series: "I'm a politician, get me out of here!"

New television series: "I'm a politician, get me out of here!"

TV bosses are debating on what to call a new show, should it be; "Second Homes?" or "My Little Empire?" or "At Your Expense?" They finally agreed on a name. Thus a new (reality) television series is to be broadcast later this summer called: "I'm a...

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