Britain's Prime Minister David Cameron today admitted his concerns over the recent protests staged in several Middle Eastern countries by its dissatisfied populace. Speaking from a wealthy friend's private estate in Egypt Cairo today, he said:...
Crimewatch UK Update MOST WANTED: Name: Cameron David William Donald. (Also known as Twinkle, Spoon-in-the-mouth, and The Poseur. Offence/s: Endangering the 61,113,205 population of the UK, by scrapping the Nimrod Surveillance Planes, thus leaving them open to terrorist attack by removing the tools to monitor known terrorists air-wave activity. Threatening the 2.5m officially (4.1...
Kanha National Park, India - Superpol, the international politician with the mysterious shape shifting abilities and a superhuman ego too boot (but sadly saddled with the intelligence of an wicker basket) nonetheless stopped a crazed and rampaging rogue bull elephant deep in the heart of India today. The rogue bull seemed bent on destroying a hospital that is home to dozens of blind orphan chi...
Inchcock Chambers, the retarded and horrifically inept Spoof reporter, has many part time jobs due to the lack of pay he does not receive, including one as the vergers second assistant/cleaning trainee at St John's Church. In late December, Inchco...
Politicians today, are nepotistic, arrogant, and expense fiddlers all told, Generally their an unsavoury bunch, disliking the plebeians manifold, Although they do all have a big ever increasing bill-fold, But not all of them are not as untrustworthy and bad, I behold, Though they have the unemployed to be bullied, shamed and controlled, And the unwashed masses must be inveigled, misle...
DEPUTY PM Nick Clegg - said to be angry about colleague Vince Cable's Strictly Come Dancing appearance - was told to "get a life" by Ann Widdecombe, yesterday Rumour has it that Nick is merely jealous because he has two left feet and couldn't find...
French Finance Minister, Christine Lagarde, has claimed women make better politicians than men because they are not slave to their libidos. She reckons that women are less sexually driven and are therefore more able to make cool-headed judgements.
It is official. According to the results of a recent survey conducted by the non-partisan political polling group known as NMWIOWSF (No Matter Who's In Office We're Still Fu*ked), America is being run by a bunch of dickwads. There was no indication t...
A nationwide poll held in the UK was commissioned by 'UKTV History' to mark the publication of the political journalist and commentator Andrew Marr's History of Modern Britain. Almost 3,000 people were asked for their opinion. Here are the top ten results. We guess that you will find them amusing, funny, in part hilarious and sometimes quite strange; in fact, exactly like our politicians. 1)...
Prospective candidates, from Truro to Thurso, in the UK General Election are running round like headless chickens as they learn of the removal of a candidate, who Twittered like a twerp and has been caught out. Did a candidate for election to the...
North Korea today advised Britain and America, to follow their policy of dealing with failed politicians. This follows the execution by firing squad of Pak Nam Ki, a North Korean politian who has been judged responsible for the financial collapse in...
There are many books in the World that cause controversy, The Bible, Darwins Origin of the Species, are two right at the top of the list for example. There is however a book that can cause more misunderstanding than that, its the book of Gobble-de-go...
The normally apolitical National Duct Tape Council has issued a statement in support of former President Bush's call to invade Canada. Chairman Herb Rimple explained the council's reasoning at a televised news conference held in Crawford, Texas: "We...
Senator Larry Craig of Idaho became a hero today after a terrorist who had a hollow leg blows up at the Kennedy Airport in New York. The Senator is listed in stable condition as fellow Republicans say that this was what Craig was planning, ever si...
Recently captured as mathematical sequences of numbers embedded in radio wave transmissions from deep space, the numerical sequences have been decoded to reveal surprising references to the Earth. In one long message, the translation appears to b...
Former cabinet minister Margaret Beckett has taken up a new position at Wookey Hole. The tourist attraction in Somerset was looking for a new resident witch. "Obviously Mrs Beckett comes highly recommended and it's going to save on the make up" said...
After centuries of searching, scientists today finally announced the discovery of an intelligent American politician. Speaking from the Texas University of Extreme Braininess, Professor Zbigniev Waterski said: 'It had to come, we had many advances...
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