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Funny story: UK Muslims Win Another Round of Political Correctness: Now They Want Pool Drained after Infidel Use!

UK Muslims Win Another Round of Political Correctness: Now They Want Pool Drained after Infidel Use!

Militant Muslims continue to march on in their quest to bend the will of citizens in every country they manage to infiltrate, pushing the boundaries of common sense and using their religion as a tool to bludgeon any opposition. The latest outrage...

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Funny story: Arizona's New Training Plan for Cops

Arizona's New Training Plan for Cops

Arizona released it's new training program which is designed to instruct cops on how to enforce the new anti-illegal immigration statutes without actually arresting illegal immigrants. A video and supporting course work has been sent to Arizona po...

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Funny story: BA the 'feminist airline!'

BA the 'feminist airline!'

BA, Heathrow: BA the 'feminist airline, make little or no distinction between criminals and men in general. BA 'made businessman feel like child molester', After the flight he wrote to BA to complain. Although the airline apologised he was so ang...

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Funny story: More Wit, Wisdom, and Ideas To Live By From Throckmorton P. Turdblossom

More Wit, Wisdom, and Ideas To Live By From Throckmorton P. Turdblossom

I got lots of people tellin' me that they like my philosophies of life. Hell, it ain't no damn philosopy, it's the way things are, or at least should be! Anyhow, here's some more of my ways of thinking and ideas and questions and such. I don't care if it ain't politically correct or if it pisses some folks of at MSNBC or CNN or on the Ellen Degenerate show. It's how I think and what I feel.

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Funny story: Church to be rebranded to be more politically correct

Church to be rebranded to be more politically correct

Concerned by falling attendances and worried that this may be related to its paternalistic approach, the church has decided to change certain aspects of their approach to make them more politically correct in an attempt to win over modern day feminis...

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Funny story: Dictionary Adds New Words and Definitions to Dictionary: Obamanation and Cuff

Dictionary Adds New Words and Definitions to Dictionary: Obamanation and Cuff

In its relentless desire to clog our over taxed brains with new words Webster's Dictionary added the word obamanation. The first definition of the new word is 'a democracy whose power is filibuster, veto, vote, and discussion proof and whose fiscal a...

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Funny story: Frightened Dem Lawmakers Flee to Ottawa to Escape "Racist" Criticism: Say They're Terrified to Face Voters at 'Home.'

Frightened Dem Lawmakers Flee to Ottawa to Escape "Racist" Criticism: Say They're Terrified to Face Voters at 'Home.'

Border checkpoints in northern Vermont and Maine were overwhelmed as a horde of elected Democratic Lawmakers fled their home states to seek asylum in Canada and shield themselves from criticism from voters. A spokesman for Border Security said, "I...

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Funny story: Human Illegitimacy Now at 30% in UK But Ministers Propose "Competency' Exam for Potential Dog Owners!

Human Illegitimacy Now at 30% in UK But Ministers Propose "Competency' Exam for Potential Dog Owners!

Despite unwed mothers littering the landscape with bastards doomed to grow up without parental guidance and family discipline, UK ministers have decided to turn their attention to dog owners, proposing 'competency' exams similar to 'driving theory t...

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Funny story: Skoob Caught Up in "Correctness" Controversy after Saying Co-Host Erin Andrews Looks Better with Her Clothes On Than naked!

Skoob Caught Up in "Correctness" Controversy after Saying Co-Host Erin Andrews Looks Better with Her Clothes On Than naked!

More shocking controversy today as yet another sports presenter has been benched for making unflattering remarks about female colleague's on air attire. The suspension of popular, but balding, ESPN 'Pardon the Interruption' host Tony Kornheiser...

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Funny story: Tourists to UK Warned to be "vigilant' as Political Correctness Soars to New Heights!

Tourists to UK Warned to be "vigilant' as Political Correctness Soars to New Heights!

The US Embassy today upgraded their Tourist Alert to "Ridiculous" from "Slightly Amusing" today, as the assault against common sense continued to threaten UK-US relations. According to a spokesman from the Embassy the upgrade became necessary afte...

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Funny story: Political Correctness Crash Course

Political Correctness Crash Course

In this day and age, it so very important to protect the feelings and well being of persons who may or may not be affected by the verbal or written representation of speech. It is common to refer to a person whose melanin rating is higher than Caucasian as an African-American. To be fair, we need to make sure to refer to Caucasians of European descent as Euro-Americans and those persons from As...

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Funny story: Make Fun Of A Cripple Day Special Event At T-Baggers Convention In February

Make Fun Of A Cripple Day Special Event At T-Baggers Convention In February

T.J. McCorkle, special events chairman for the T-Bagger Convention to be held February, 2010, in Nashville has announced a major all day event for the conventioneers. "Make Fun Of A Cripple Day, will be a fun day for all" said McCorkle. "We will...

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Funny story: Obamba to rename war department 'Honor Killing' department

Obamba to rename war department 'Honor Killing' department

WASHINGTON DC - White house press secretary Hairy Hiney today announced that the war department, aka defense department, would be renamed as the Honor Killing department in deference to political correctness. It is felt that this will draw a mor...

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Funny story: British Tour Party Children Lost In Snowdonia

British Tour Party Children Lost In Snowdonia

A small group of British chidren wended their cautious way along the path to the peak of Mount Snowdon, shepherded by a party of mountain leaders, teachers and welfare specialists. Tommy (12), the designated leader of the junior group, was entrust...

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Funny story: President Carter Says 'January White Sales are Racist!'

President Carter Says 'January White Sales are Racist!'

Peanut Brittle, GA/ More News from The Nut - Former President 'Jimmie' Carter continued his crusade against Racism today when he came out strongly against Retail Economic Recovery, saying traditional 'January White Sales ' only encourage underlying...

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Funny story: Politically Correct Ice Cream Hits Regional Shelves: One Dip or Two?

Politically Correct Ice Cream Hits Regional Shelves: One Dip or Two?

Consumer News/ New Products for Niche Markets - A speciality ice cream company in the rural outback of Pennslyania, long noted for their political activism, has brought to the market a new flavour catering to the same sex marriage crowd. "Daddy, D...

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Funny story: Politically correct Harry Potter Film revealed

Politically correct Harry Potter Film revealed

London UK: Top selling authoress J.K. Rowling today announced a new film which hopefully will please plenty of minority groups around the world. The new film 'Harry Patel and the Single Parent of Four Mixed Race Disabled Adopted Children' heralds...

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