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Funny story: Pizza know how

Pizza know how

Being a pizza delivery driver used to be an easy job but now the Government wants them to take a test so they know where there going. "I can'ta believe my ears when I hear this! They are delivering the pizza notta picking up the passengers," Marco...

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Funny story: Herman Cain Says He Wants President Obama Impeached - Rev. Al Sharpton Says He Wants Herman Cain Deported To Africa

Herman Cain Says He Wants President Obama Impeached - Rev. Al Sharpton Says He Wants Herman Cain Deported To Africa

NEW YORK CITY - Reverend Al Sharpton has been keeping a rather low profile ever since the big New York Yankees - New York Mets Resin Bag Scandal of this past April. But that has now changed as the outspoken reverend has come out swinging at a stat...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Says That During Her "Pizza Date" With Donald Trump She Agreed To Appear On Next Year's 'Celebrity Apprentice'

Sarah Palin Says That During Her "Pizza Date" With Donald Trump She Agreed To Appear On Next Year's 'Celebrity Apprentice'

MANHATTAN - A spokesperson for Sarah Palin stated that the meeting between Donald Trump and Palin at The Famiglia Pizzeria located in Times Square went very well. Tittle Tattle Tonight's Tapioca Swizzle said that Donald Trump took care of the tab...

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Funny story: The Pizzeria Restaurant Waiter Reveals What Sarah Palin And Donald Trump Talked About At Their Times Square Meeting

The Pizzeria Restaurant Waiter Reveals What Sarah Palin And Donald Trump Talked About At Their Times Square Meeting

MANHATTAN- One of the most talked about meetings since LeBron James met with the owner of the Miami Heat while he was still a Cleveland Cavalier took place in one of New York City's Pizzerias. Donald "The Hairdo" Trump and Sarah "Crosshairs" Palin met at New York's Famiglia Pizzeria located in Times Square. Their waiter Guido Casserole, 43, said that Mr. Trump had a Personal Pan Pepperoni Pi...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Are Thinking About Buying One Of The Nation's Largest Hamburger Franchises

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Are Thinking About Buying One Of The Nation's Largest Hamburger Franchises

OXNARD, California - Singing sensations and extremely wealthy individuals Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez have been seriously contemplating purchasing one of America's biggest burger chains, Burgers-in-The-Round. Tittle Tattle Tonight's Pico de Gal...

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Funny story: All The Behind-The-Scenes American Idol Gossip About Guest Singer Fantasia "Full-Figured" Barrino Surprisingly Singing A Song All About Food

All The Behind-The-Scenes American Idol Gossip About Guest Singer Fantasia "Full-Figured" Barrino Surprisingly Singing A Song All About Food

HOLLYWOOD - Fantasia Barrino, the winner of American Idol season number three, in 2004, returned to the AI stage and performed her newest song. The song which was written by Kara DioGuardi and Ellen DeGeneres, two former AI judges who were both fi...

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Funny story: Celebrity Apprentice's First Victim - Donald Trump Fires David Cassidy

Celebrity Apprentice's First Victim - Donald Trump Fires David Cassidy

NEW YORK CITY - Another season of Donald Trumps Celebrity Apprentice has just hit the airwaves and this group is certainly one of the motliest gathering of folks to ever grace the Donald's show. Some of the more 'better known' contestants include...

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Funny story: Jo Yeates Murder: Man Arrested After Confession

Jo Yeates Murder: Man Arrested After Confession

Police investigating the murder of Jo Yeates in Bristol have arrested a 32-year-old man after receiving evidence from eyewitnesses who said that he had confessed to friends that he liked eating mozzarella, tomato and pesto pizza from Tesco. The ma...

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Funny story: Was Jo killed for her pizza?

Was Jo killed for her pizza?

Bristol - (Thin Crust News): Topped for her twelve-inch mozzarella, tomato 'n' pesto tv dinner and two small bottles of White Lightning? Police said today the Bristol architect's senseless death may have been caused by a deranged pizza mugger.

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Funny story: Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi Fined For Illegally Displaying Her "Tata's" At A Pittsburgh Pizza Parlor

Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi Fined For Illegally Displaying Her "Tata's" At A Pittsburgh Pizza Parlor

PITTSBURGH - The Pittsburgh Pressing Post is reporting that one of the stars of The Jersey Shore, Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi was taken into custody and charged with illegally displaying her breasts in a public eatery. Vinnie Manfancuso, evening manag...

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Funny story: UK Pizza restaurant chain employ Ku Klux Klan members!

UK Pizza restaurant chain employ Ku Klux Klan members!

One of the UK's most popular pizza eat-ins, Pizza Tent, are being accused of employing members of the Ku Klux Klan! A racist incident involving several "Black" footie players near Bournemouth has sparked the allegations. The football players we...

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Funny story: $2600 for a Pizza Shocks Connecticut Customer

$2600 for a Pizza Shocks Connecticut Customer

"Mamma Mia," she screamed, when she realized that the charge for her just-delivered pizza had demolished her bank account. Good grief, it was only a $30 pizza, she reasoned. Could the tax and delivery charge really be that high? "Inflatio...

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Funny story: Area Delivery Boy Officially Upgraded to Delivery Man Today

Area Delivery Boy Officially Upgraded to Delivery Man Today

HARLINGEN, TX - Local long time Express Pizza delivery boy, Bradley Chapman will at long last achieve a dream that he has been anticipating since he was still a junior in high school. Today Chapman will officially be honored with the status as pizza...

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Funny story: New Ad for Pizza has Spoof Writer in a Quandary

New Ad for Pizza has Spoof Writer in a Quandary

A major pizza chain's new ad is telling customers "Try our inspired hand-tossed pizza." According to the Merriam-Webster Dictionary, inspired means "outstanding or brilliant in a way or to a degree suggestive of divine inspiration." Divine pertains to God or at least god-like. So if I'm reading this correctly, someone at this pizza company is making the claim that they are selling hand-tossed mann...

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Funny story: Still no sign of Paul the Octopus. Fears that mystical mollusk may have ended up a much-marinated mouthful on many metropolitan menus surface with Palin's tweet of "Tea-Party Tentacle Pizza"

Still no sign of Paul the Octopus. Fears that mystical mollusk may have ended up a much-marinated mouthful on many metropolitan menus surface with Palin's tweet of "Tea-Party Tentacle Pizza"

Oh where oh where has psychic Paul gone? Oh where oh where can he be? Since his plucky escape two days ago there has been no sign of Paul the Psychic Octopus. Now rumors abound that the mystical mollusk may have ended up as a marinated mouthful on...

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Funny story: First Pizza Chain Discovered

First Pizza Chain Discovered

Archeology in Pompeii never ceases to amaze and delight. The Pompeii dig is huge and vast portions of it have yet to be plotted, dug, and researched. In an untapped area archeologists have now discovered what is likely Italy's first pizza parl...

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Funny story: Moon hits man's eye like a big pizza pie

Moon hits man's eye like a big pizza pie

NAPLES, ITALY - - Today the moon hit a man's eye like a big pizza pie. Scientists believe, "That's amore." The victim, Giuseppe Baghadonuts, told emergency medical workers who arrived on the scene that the world had begun to shine like he'd had t...

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