The Katie Price/Peter Andre saga moves on yet another step with the admission by Katie Price that she has had some really good rides since her split, or to give its official title, 'publicity stunt', from Peter André. In a frank interview with a m...
On the feast of Sts Peter and Paul who in real life couldn't stand each others guts, Pope Benedict the Sixteenth, whose guts are hated by lots of people, announced that he found the great saints bones. Benedict who has rejected the carbon dating that...
Peter Andre, the sexy singer with the toned abs and impossibly thick hair is desperately trying to raise the money to pay for his divorce from Jordan, the one time, model, actress, singer author, fund raiser, horse rider, fashion icon, binge drinker...
OTTAWA, CANADA: Canadian Defence Minister Peter Mackay flew to Islamabad and promptly put his big gumboot in his mouth when he announced that Canada is "considering lifting an 11-year ban on arms sales to Pakistan". Unfortunately, his "I'm-so-imp...
Broken man, Peter Andre today enlisted the help of a spoof.com reporting team to help him to hide from estranged wife, the formidable Jordan, who returned to the UK from the Seychelles to deal with the couple's increasingly acrimonious divorce. Pe...
London - Peter Andre has admitted in an exclusive interview with RUOK? magazine that he has found new love since splitting with his huge pair of breasts, Katie Price. Andre and Minogue first met 26 years ago when they were in high school in Melbo...
Most men wouldn't take too kindly to having their manhood referred to as a 'button mushroom' but this was the kind of public ritual humiliation Peter Andre has had to tolerate from estranged wife Katie Price following their publicity seeking break up...
Tits can't actually speak, we all know that, but here at the Spoof.com we managed to locate a 'Titty Psychic' who was able to communicate with Jordan/Katie's right tit through looking at a series of revealing photographs of the trash queen and drawin...
In an exclusive interview with me, during which she surprisingly failed to get her norks out, glamour model and media whore Katie Price has exclusively revealed the reason for her tragic and highly-paid split with extravagantly-abdominaled failed popster Peter Andre. Katie, 34GG, has exclusively revealed the kiss-and-tell details of her torrid affair with a senior House of Commons official, and...
In a dramatic statement issued today, Peter Andre has firmly laid the blame for his marriage break up at the feet of the Pope and the Vatican, although even he realises that the Vatican doesn't in fact have feet. He says it has metres. In the stat...
Quelle surprise! - Breaking news suggests that uber-breasted topless model - cum - girl-next-door A List celeb Katie Price aka Jordan has been touting her wares with equestrian instructor Andrew Gould, 28, who had a chart hit in the 1970's with 'Neve...
In the heady world of showbiz, nothing is static, especially a sentence like this. In a dramatic turn of events, it seems that Katie and Peter have cancelled their plans for their separation and are joining up again. Er. Hold on, no, it seems t...
Peter Andre has made a surprise request as part of his divorce settlement with Katie Price aka Jordan; the diminutive Aussie singer has told his lawyer that he would very much like custody of Jordan's tits. Andre, 36, and Price aka Jordan, have be...
Exchange and Mart have come out as the clear bidders in the socialite war to cover the divorce of Katie Price from Peter Andre after three plus years of sharing exotic holidays, appearing lovey-dovey on talk shows and showing off their respective tra...
Malaga, Spain - Once again I have been called to Spain for an exclusive interview with Penelope Cruz to discuss her knowledge on the very recent Katie Price/Peter Andre Split. "Well it's like this…." Said Cruz with a pout "Jordan is a fat whinging...
A major editorial in the Cheam Courier has explained the split between Katie and Peter in more detail. It would seem that Katie and Peter Smith had gone to their local gastropub for Sunday night dinner. Peter ordered a chilli con carne and was und...
There was no shock or astonishment yesterday, when it was announced that well-known author, Katie Price, and Jordan, the celebrity TV model with big tits, are to divorce. The news came as no surprise to those in the media. Jordan told reporters...
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