TAMPA - Clint Eastwood showed everyone at the Republican National Convention and millions of television viewers that he may be a legendary Hollywood icon, but he sure ain't no political speaker. The man who starred in The Good, The Bad, and The Ug...
WASILLA, Alaska - Reports out of Alaska state that Sarah "Snowflake" Palin is one very angry white wilderness woman. Political Salad Bar Magazine has confirmed that the former governor of the Iceberg State and failed 2008 GOP Vice-Presidential can...
BILLINGSGATE POST - As a countermeasure to Paul Ryan's plan to overhaul Obamacare, the White House announced today that the noxious cheese farts emanating from the butts of Wisconsin Cheeseheads in this dairy state will not be covered by what is know...
Politico s reporting this afternoon they have the actual recording of Paul Ryan greeting Governor Mitt Romney just before the announcement of his pick as Romney's VP running mate. The campaign is vehemently denying it but the tape proves otherwise. Y...
Congressman R Paul Ryan has come forward and admitted he is in a cooperative that has algorithmic software that predicts the future and safeguards your money just before the proverbial shit hits the fan. Facts have come to light that Vice Presiden...
LINCOLN, MA-Sources confirmed early Wednesday that area man Charles Banway discovered that presumptive Republican Vice Presidential candidate Paul Ryan and Texas Congressman Ron Paul were not related, despite vaguely similar names and near-identical...
TARBORO, North Carolina - Paul Ryan of Wisconsin, Mitt Romney's vice-presidential running mate pulled into Tarboro, N.C. on his Widow's Peak GOP Vice-Presidential Campaign Bus Tour. Ryan spoke before a crowd of between 21 and 29 people, who had as...
Arlington National Cemetery - The Republican's newly named vice presidential nominee has some patriotic advice for America's elderly. He'd like them to stop breathing. Introducing his Medicare cutback program at a graveside press conference, Rep.
Just as quickly as it was announced that Paul Ryan was to be the Republican choice for Vice-President, he announced that it was his sad duty to withdraw his selection. About ten minutes after both Romney and Ryan spoke in front of the USS Wisconsi...
Wisconsin congressman and union buster Paul Ryan has apparently skipped town amid rumors that nuns angered by statements he made about Catholicism were headed to his office. "We haven't seen him since last week," a congressional office staffer who...
Washington--Paul Ryan isn't running for president because he doesn't want his beautiful hair to turn grey like Obama's did this year. "I love my hair, and I think running for president would mean my hair might fall out or turn grey. I can't have...
Fresh from the victory of passing the 2012 budget in the U.S. House of Representatives, Congressman Paul Ryan and Congressman Michelle Bachmann took to the steps of the U.S Capitol, calling on Americans to take "bold new steps" to show their support for the Republican-sponsored budget plan. "This new budget plan is a breath of fresh air," beamed Ryan. "It identifies so-called entitlements for...
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