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Funny story: Politicians Not Worth It

Politicians Not Worth It

A fringe meeting at our local pub has been given an accolade by the pub clientele when a meeting was secretly taped. One of our members is clearly heard saying: 'Our MP's are not worth it. They are all liars and cheats. I wouldn't pay them two pen...

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Funny story: Scottish viewers disappointed Salmond didn't use "Braveheart" quotes more in independence TV debate

Scottish viewers disappointed Salmond didn't use "Braveheart" quotes more in independence TV debate

The first televised debate between Scottish nationalist Alex Salmond and Alistair Darling happened this week. The two debated whether Scotland should leave the United Kingdom, however many Scottish viewers had expressed their disappointment that Sal...

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Funny story: Baroness Warsi Blames Cameron's Silence at Pub Quiz on Gaza - Real Reason She Quit

Baroness Warsi Blames Cameron's Silence at Pub Quiz on Gaza - Real Reason She Quit

The fall out continues from the resignation of Baroness Warsi over the governments stance on Gaza. Eye witnesses have come forward who recall being at a pub quiz earlier in the summer, when the Israel and Palestine issue first flared up, as the catal...

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Funny story: Would the Honourable Gentlemen please rise?

Would the Honourable Gentlemen please rise?

The Home Secretary Theresa May has stunned her Westminster colleagues having unknowingly displayed her new 36DD breast implants to both the opposition and coalition party. The normal comatose assembly of deadbeats, no hopers, kiddie fiddlers, expe...

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Funny story: The bollock kicking machine

The bollock kicking machine

James Worldcup had been such a devout England supporter that the latest performance caused his devotion to turn to a form of controlled rage when he said "What is needed is a good kick in the bollocks". In discussion with his mates down the pub, t...

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Funny story: High Ranking Previous Government Member Found In Scotland

High Ranking Previous Government Member Found In Scotland

A leading member of the previous government who is number two on the most wanted playing card list circulated by the Conservatives has been photographed in Scotland. The man who, along with all members of the previous government is being blamed fo...

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Funny story: MPs to be put on Zero Hour Contracts

MPs to be put on Zero Hour Contracts

Labour Liverpool councillor, Bobby Davro, has called for all Members of Parliament to be put on zero hour contracts. "The current ConDem coalition has not only allowed, but actively encouraged the use of zero hour contracts across the country," sa...

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Funny story: Political Rebranding Hits Westminster

Political Rebranding Hits Westminster

Following the elections it has been decided by all Parties to carry out an urgent exercise in rebranding 'to win back the faith of the people in the political process'. The Tories have decided not to change very much however.David Cameron announc...

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Funny story: Stop! In The Name Of Search!

Stop! In The Name Of Search!

A government study has discovered that 1/3 of all police "stop and searches" are illegal. The searches have been carried out (despite being signed off by a senior officer) without any "due reason" and innocent people have been searched only because t...

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Funny story: British Admit Even They Don't Understand Their Monetary System

British Admit Even They Don't Understand Their Monetary System

According to an anonymous source who alleges to be a high-level member of Parliament, even the British government doesn't understand the British monetary system. The fundamental British currency, the Pound Sterling, usually referred to simply as...

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Funny story: Prince Charles stops Writing Letters after Mistakng new Bandstand for Guillotine

Prince Charles stops Writing Letters after Mistakng new Bandstand for Guillotine

Prince Charles is said to have stopped lobbying influential ministers with letters after he mistook a bandstand in Buckingham Palace gardens for a guillotine. The bandstand, built by Robespierre Decking Specialists is for a new look "French Revolutio...

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Funny story: Politician Had To Be Pulled Out Of Boy

Politician Had To Be Pulled Out Of Boy

A former local politician told a court he saw a man "thrashing around" to get free from a Member of Parliament on a night out in Blackpool, a rather downtrodden seaside resort in the north of England, mostly inhabited by homosexuals, drug dealers and...

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Funny story: Russell Brand Amassing Underground Army To Overthrow Government

Russell Brand Amassing Underground Army To Overthrow Government

It's been six months since Russell Brand's interview with Jeremy Paxman on "Newsnight" in which he predicted a revolution against the current government. Not many took it seriously, but fast forward to this week and I'm being led down a dark and din...

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Funny story: New UK Political Party Shock

New UK Political Party Shock

A New Political Party has arrived on the British scene which is likely to sweep to power at the next election. Think Tanks and Opinion Polls have together shown the way and leaders of UKIP and the Labour Party are joining to fight the next electio...

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Funny story: Tribal Antics of Canadian Question Period melt Face off of Skull

Tribal Antics of Canadian Question Period melt Face off of Skull

Dateline: OTTAWA-A study headed by Dr. Lawrence Dipplerdoo, medical researcher at McGill University, indicates that excessive exposure to Question Period at the Canadian House of Commons can be fatal. In an interview with RWUG Magazine, Dr. Dipplerdo...

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Funny story: George Osbourne suggests enslaving unemployed for servants to Tory MPs

George Osbourne suggests enslaving unemployed for servants to Tory MPs

To quell outrage at yesterday's ludicrous £7600 pay award to MPs, the Chancelry has said that as an alternative to this big wad of cash, they could secretly pick out a domestic slave from a Job Centre queue. The slave servants would be expected...

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Funny story: "Going, Going...pong!!" - The ConDem coalition government doomed for 2015

"Going, Going...pong!!" - The ConDem coalition government doomed for 2015

With his popularity going down faster than a man with erectile dysfunction part-time Prime Minister, Do-nothing-Dave and his ever desperate Coalition Government, are destined for the dustbin of history come the next general election on May 7th 2015!...

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