BEVERLY HILLS - Paris Hilton recently confided to her hair stylist FuFi Fondue that she is worried sick that people do not care about her anymore. Fondue, who is regarded as the hair stylist to the stars, asked the fake blonde, do-nothing socialit...
WEST HOLLYWOOD - Paris Hilton has made a startling confession to one of her very best friends Christina Aguilera. The two were recently having lunch at The Fiery Tongue of The Dragon Chinese Restaurant in West Hollywood when Paris suddenly became...
South Dakota - An incident at the Black Hills, Custer County monument complex featuring the LA starlet's burlesque video dance routine is being investigated according to reports from South Dakota. Locals say 'bear abuse' is suspected after a '400l...
(Yangon) - Paris Hilton has been invited to attend a series of East Asian leaders' meetings in Bali, Indonesia next week, Siri the quirky iPhone personal assistant announced this weekend. Paris who is in Bali to open a new handbag shop is underst...
LOS ANGELES - The entertainment media has issued dozens of reasons as to why they all feel that Paris Hilton was snubbed by her good friend Kim Kardashian who did not invite her to her wedding to Kris Humphries. Kim recently sat down with Taffeta...
Nyapyidaw - In a bizarre twist of events the south east Asian nation of Myanmar has dumped it's longstanding trading partner China in favor of American celebutante the stunning Paris Hilton. The split between Myanmar and China made headlines this...
HOLLYWOOD - The Epitome Network has just announced a new reality show named Extreme Makeover: Bitches Edition. The show is currently still in the early planning stages and will star celebrity socialite Paris Hilton and celebrity dysfunctionalite...
Paris Hilton has once again proved what a shallow, calloused, self centered person she really is. Rumors have always abounded that Paris is a creature of popularity, only hanging out with the coolest of the cool. Once someone is, "not", instead of, "...
LOS ANGELES - Paris Hilton, the little rich girl who became famous for actually pretty much doing nothing has just had her reality show cancelled. Yes, The World According To Paris has been sent to that great big cancelled show filing cabinet in t...
With reports of Albert Einstein physically turning over in his grave, scientists have recently confirmed that the popular theory made famous by media favorite, Paris Hilton, that the Earth is indeed "HOT". Measuring the radioactive decay of our pl...
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Paris Hilton, the nation's number one socialite who has become very famous for actually doing nothing has just made a startling announcement. Paris "I'm Hot" Hilton revealed to Bedroom Pillow Talk's Gazebo Serengeti that she want...
VENICE BEACH - Well Mr. and Mrs. America, the poor, little, mistreated rich girl has done it again. She has pulled the wool over the eyes of some folks who are either smitten with her celebrity status or who have just gotten so damn tired of havin...
A very, very drunk Lindsay Lohan was leaving a Venice, California bar at closing time when she suddenly stumbled and fell down spilling out the contents of her purse. When the purse hit the floor, an estimated 100 Get out of Jail Free cards spilled...
LOS ANGELES - Khloe Kardashian says that she has a sneaky suspicion that the divorce rumors about her and husband, 6 foot 10 inch L.A. Laker, Lamar Odom, were started by some jealous bit*ch (sic) with the initials P.H. When asked by iGossip's Taff...
The Los Angeles County D.A. who prosecuted the cocaine possession cases of Paris Hilton and Bruno Mars with all the fervor that Charlie Sheen chases whiskey-flavored hooker vaginas has been busted... for cocaine possession. David Schubert was pull...
LA BREA, California - Three of Hollywood's "Baddies" were seen putting away a couple of pitchers of beer down at The La Brea Tar Pits Diner. Charlie "Showless" Sheen was wearing a T-shirt with his new slogan which reads "Winning" on the front and...
HOLLYWOOD - Lindsay Lohan says that she has learned her lesson and hopes to get back on the right track and leave the world of booze, drugs, lesbian nudity, suggestive finger nail messaging, and necklace stealing behind her. The much troubled actr...
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