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Funny story: Paris Hilton's Startling Announcement: "I Am Giving Up Sex"

Paris Hilton's Startling Announcement: "I Am Giving Up Sex"

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Paris Hilton has made a startling confession to one of her very best friends Christina Aguilera. The two were recently having lunch at The Fiery Tongue of The Dragon Chinese Restaurant in West Hollywood when Paris suddenly became...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton's Crazy Whorse cabaret 'laid bear' - reports

Paris Hilton's Crazy Whorse cabaret 'laid bear' - reports

South Dakota - An incident at the Black Hills, Custer County monument complex featuring the LA starlet's burlesque video dance routine is being investigated according to reports from South Dakota. Locals say 'bear abuse' is suspected after a '400l...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton To Attend East Asian Leaders' Summit

Paris Hilton To Attend East Asian Leaders' Summit

(Yangon) - Paris Hilton has been invited to attend a series of East Asian leaders' meetings in Bali, Indonesia next week, Siri the quirky iPhone personal assistant announced this weekend. Paris who is in Bali to open a new handbag shop is underst...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Finally Reveals The Real Reason She Did Not Invite Her Friend Paris Hilton To Her Wedding

Kim Kardashian Finally Reveals The Real Reason She Did Not Invite Her Friend Paris Hilton To Her Wedding

LOS ANGELES - The entertainment media has issued dozens of reasons as to why they all feel that Paris Hilton was snubbed by her good friend Kim Kardashian who did not invite her to her wedding to Kris Humphries. Kim recently sat down with Taffeta...

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Funny story: Myanmar Dumps China And Embraces Paris Hilton

Myanmar Dumps China And Embraces Paris Hilton

Nyapyidaw - In a bizarre twist of events the south east Asian nation of Myanmar has dumped it's longstanding trading partner China in favor of American celebutante the stunning Paris Hilton. The split between Myanmar and China made headlines this...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan To Star In A New Reality Series Called - 'Extreme Makeover: Bitches Edition'

Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan To Star In A New Reality Series Called - 'Extreme Makeover: Bitches Edition'

HOLLYWOOD - The Epitome Network has just announced a new reality show named Extreme Makeover: Bitches Edition. The show is currently still in the early planning stages and will star celebrity socialite Paris Hilton and celebrity dysfunctionalite...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton's Vagina Is Pissed Off

Paris Hilton's Vagina Is Pissed Off

Paris Hilton has once again proved what a shallow, calloused, self centered person she really is. Rumors have always abounded that Paris is a creature of popularity, only hanging out with the coolest of the cool. Once someone is, "not", instead of, "...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton's Show Cancelled - Yes Believe It or Not Paris Had A Show

Paris Hilton's Show Cancelled - Yes Believe It or Not Paris Had A Show

LOS ANGELES - Paris Hilton, the little rich girl who became famous for actually pretty much doing nothing has just had her reality show cancelled. Yes, The World According To Paris has been sent to that great big cancelled show filing cabinet in t...

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Funny story: Scientists Confirm Paris Hilton's Theory, The Earth is HOT

Scientists Confirm Paris Hilton's Theory, The Earth is HOT

With reports of Albert Einstein physically turning over in his grave, scientists have recently confirmed that the popular theory made famous by media favorite, Paris Hilton, that the Earth is indeed "HOT". Measuring the radioactive decay of our pl...

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Funny story: An Overweight Paris Hilton Confesses She's Not, Pregnant Just Fat

An Overweight Paris Hilton Confesses She's Not, Pregnant Just Fat

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Paris Hilton, the nation's number one socialite who has become very famous for actually doing nothing has just made a startling announcement. Paris "I'm Hot" Hilton revealed to Bedroom Pillow Talk's Gazebo Serengeti that she want...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Sentenced To 35 Days of House Arrest (Home Confinement) - What A Sick Pathetic Joke!

Lindsay Lohan Sentenced To 35 Days of House Arrest (Home Confinement) - What A Sick Pathetic Joke!

VENICE BEACH - Well Mr. and Mrs. America, the poor, little, mistreated rich girl has done it again. She has pulled the wool over the eyes of some folks who are either smitten with her celebrity status or who have just gotten so damn tired of havin...

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Funny story: Drunk Lindsay Lohan Falls in Bar and Spills Purse, You Will Never Guess What Spills Out of it

Drunk Lindsay Lohan Falls in Bar and Spills Purse, You Will Never Guess What Spills Out of it

A very, very drunk Lindsay Lohan was leaving a Venice, California bar at closing time when she suddenly stumbled and fell down spilling out the contents of her purse. When the purse hit the floor, an estimated 100 Get out of Jail Free cards spilled...

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Funny story: Khloe Kardashian and Husband L.A. Lakers Lamar Odom Deny That Their "Sexually Stunning" Marriage Is On The Rocks

Khloe Kardashian and Husband L.A. Lakers Lamar Odom Deny That Their "Sexually Stunning" Marriage Is On The Rocks

LOS ANGELES - Khloe Kardashian says that she has a sneaky suspicion that the divorce rumors about her and husband, 6 foot 10 inch L.A. Laker, Lamar Odom, were started by some jealous bit*ch (sic) with the initials P.H. When asked by iGossip's Taff...

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Funny story: D.A. In Paris Hilton Cocaine Possession Case Busted for (Wait For It...) Cocaine Possession.

D.A. In Paris Hilton Cocaine Possession Case Busted for (Wait For It...) Cocaine Possession.

The Los Angeles County D.A. who prosecuted the cocaine possession cases of Paris Hilton and Bruno Mars with all the fervor that Charlie Sheen chases whiskey-flavored hooker vaginas has been busted... for cocaine possession. David Schubert was pull...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen Squashes The Rancho Cucamonga Menage-A-Trois Rumors Regarding Him, Paris Hilton, and Lindsay Lohan

Charlie Sheen Squashes The Rancho Cucamonga Menage-A-Trois Rumors Regarding Him, Paris Hilton, and Lindsay Lohan

LA BREA, California - Three of Hollywood's "Baddies" were seen putting away a couple of pitchers of beer down at The La Brea Tar Pits Diner. Charlie "Showless" Sheen was wearing a T-shirt with his new slogan which reads "Winning" on the front and...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Wants To Open Up Her Own Rehab Clinic

Lindsay Lohan Wants To Open Up Her Own Rehab Clinic

HOLLYWOOD - Lindsay Lohan says that she has learned her lesson and hopes to get back on the right track and leave the world of booze, drugs, lesbian nudity, suggestive finger nail messaging, and necklace stealing behind her. The much troubled actr...

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Funny story: Simon Cowell Has Told Cheryl Cole He Wants Lindsay Lohan To Be An "X-Factor" Judge So Bad He Can Taste Her (Ah Make That Taste It)

Simon Cowell Has Told Cheryl Cole He Wants Lindsay Lohan To Be An "X-Factor" Judge So Bad He Can Taste Her (Ah Make That Taste It)

HOLLYWOOD - Simon Cowell the CEO of 19th Hole Productions, which owns American Idol, So You Think You Can Dance, Britain's Got Talent, England's X-Factor, and The Stand Up Comedians Rehab has expressed to Cheryl Cole that he would love to have Lindsa...

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