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Funny story: Natalie Reid paid to do Paris Hilton jail time!

Natalie Reid paid to do Paris Hilton jail time!

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Funny story: Britney Spears Production of George Bush Speech Hot iTunes Download

Britney Spears Production of George Bush Speech Hot iTunes Download

(Los Angeles--CA) Is it a step toward the new Brit? An attempt to steal the interrogation spotlight from Prisoner Paris? Or is Britney Spears just going behind the recording studio mixing board?...

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Funny story: Paris Prison Gift Registrar

Paris Prison Gift Registrar

Paris has requested that you forward the following to her with all your love.. _Gai Gai Karraokee PHPA...

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Funny story: Solid Evidence Found That Paris Hilton Is Innocent Of All Charges

Solid Evidence Found That Paris Hilton Is Innocent Of All Charges

Proof found in a secretly recorded conversation that Paris Hilton was set up by the LAPD, as reported to Stanley Harris by a reliable source - transcript below.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton's big break - Prison

Paris Hilton's big break - Prison

Just off Robin Island Ana Ward reporting live:...

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Funny story: Free Paris - not the city!

Free Paris - not the city!

Poor thing. . . if someone doesn't do anything by June 5th she will be in the slammer.

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Funny story: Vaginaplasty, Paris women get new Vaginas!

Vaginaplasty, Paris women get new Vaginas!

Paris, Root-hers: - Scores of fashionable young Parisians ladies are flocking to the plastic surgeons for a quick nip tuck of the old lady garden in a bid to regain their virginity.

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Funny story: Britney, Paris, Lindsay Jealous of Success of Antonella, Alaina, and Shyamali

Britney, Paris, Lindsay Jealous of Success of Antonella, Alaina, and Shyamali

Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, and Lindsay Lohan are not happy. Lindsay, famous for her multiple nip-slips, is furious. Paris, famous for her sex tapes and wild lifestyle, is angry. Britney, famous for pictures of her exiting a limo without panties...

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Funny story: The JLA MOVIE CANCELLED!

The JLA MOVIE CANCELLED!

A few weeks ago I said that a JLA movie was coming out with a few hot actresses (not Paris Hilton!). It was cancelled by the worried mothers because the movie was rated G.

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Funny story: Perfume industry: Noses nullified by smog

Perfume industry: Noses nullified by smog

Pollution has been wreaking havoc on so-called "noses." Perfume experts are losing their sense of smell.

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Funny story: Edible animal found in Paris!

Edible animal found in Paris!

Paris- Confusion reigns in the French capital tonight as the shocking news that an edible animal, that does not appear to be on any menu, was found within the city limits.

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Funny story: Associated Press Bans Paris Hilton Stories For One Week

Associated Press Bans Paris Hilton Stories For One Week

Associated Press, the world's largest news wire service, recently completed and experiment. They decided to go one week without posting any story, picture, mention, or information about socialite and gutterslut Paris Hilton. For seven days, no...

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Funny story: Sarkozy tells France "You're going to be my bitch"

Sarkozy tells France "You're going to be my bitch"

Paris - Yesterday, in a major speech setting out his radical vision for a new France, nouveau Thatcherite plastic Blair model, Nicolas Sarkozy told a delirious crowd of sycophantic Parisians of his second hand, slightly used vision for the country.

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Funny story: Britney Spears Dropped Sean Preston for Google Hits?

Britney Spears Dropped Sean Preston for Google Hits?

(Los Angeles--CA) As if the bad press buzz over Britney Spears hanging with fellow homegirls Paris Hilton and Lindsay "I Can't Spell, But Look At These Knockers" Lohan wasn't bad enough, the mud just keeps flying. This time it's...

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Funny story: Ed-E-torial Number 6: SpongBob Goes To Pot, John Mark Karr Comes Clean & Paris Hilton Is A Narcissis

Ed-E-torial Number 6: SpongBob Goes To Pot, John Mark Karr Comes Clean & Paris Hilton Is A Narcissis

(New York--NY) Welcome Dear Friends and Respected Enemies and, yes, you too George Bush. We're back. It's Ed-E-torial #6. Or as we like to call it: "Just Ed fuming this time"...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Playing Cops And Rubbers

Paris Hilton Playing Cops And Rubbers

Paris Hilton, Paris, France---Caught with her guardian down, the always ubiquitous Paris Hilton, in a plea to a cop, has said she wants to cop a plea.

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Funny story: April in Paris

April in Paris

It's April in Paris. It's also close to the birth of highly anticipated Hollywood 'superbaby' Pitt Jr. Brangelina - the name sounds like a breakfast cereal - decided to have the child in Paris as a tribute to Jolie's Mom, Michelle...

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