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Funny story: My Parents Followed Me to College!

My Parents Followed Me to College!

"I guess we're not what you'd call your typical college freshmen, are we?" giggled Thaxton Hall's newest residents. "It's just that we missed her so much!" stated James and Vera Ackerman, parents of the college f...

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Funny story: Score of Tied Ball Games to be Settled Literally -- Let the Dads Fight it out!

Score of Tied Ball Games to be Settled Literally -- Let the Dads Fight it out!

Corpus Christie, TX. Gone are the good old days of double and triple overtime. "We don't need no sissies waving pansy-ass rule books in our faces to tell us how to settle a score! We'll bring new meaning to the term sudden death overtime...

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Funny story: Euan Blair sectioned in Barbados

Euan Blair sectioned in Barbados

Bridgetown, Barbados - (AssoCIAted Mess): The Prime Monster's son Euan Blair was under lock and key last night in the psychiatric ward of the Queen Elizabeth Hospital in Bridgetown, Barbados after a public falling out with his parents about the...

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Funny story: Parenting: Shifting the Blame

Parenting: Shifting the Blame

A widespread occurence has plagued our nation. Shifting the blame. Many parents have found a quick solution to solving their bad parenting skills, and to abondon responsibility for raising their children.

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Funny story: Toddlers Sprung from Shopping Carts; Havoc Ensues

Toddlers Sprung from Shopping Carts; Havoc Ensues

The American Academy of Pediatrics has recently warned parents about the dangers involved in putting children in shopping carts, citing the statistic that shopping carts were involved in injuries to more than 24,000 children last year. As a result,...

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Funny story: In her birthday suit

In her birthday suit

London, 19 April 2006 - (Associated Mess): A new portrait of Betty Von Battenburg has been released ahead of official celebrations to commemorate the 80th birthday of the late Princess Elizabeth Windsor, who died tragically along with her parents K...

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Funny story: Math teacher narrowly escapes lynch mob

Math teacher narrowly escapes lynch mob

PEQUOT, SD --- Chanting "Die, die, die," the crowd of rage-maddened parents watched Pequot High School teacher Jake Rodham's house burn to the ground. The twenty-year teaching veteran, a math instructor in the controversy-riddled South Dakota school...

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Funny story: Congress Intervenes to Force Eight-Year-Old to Bed by 9PM

Congress Intervenes to Force Eight-Year-Old to Bed by 9PM

Congress passed emergency legislation today to force eight-year-old Ethan Deters to be in bed by 9PM every night. Ethan has been struggling over his bedtime schedule with his parents, Sondra and Wally Deters of Lafayette, Indiana. With Ethan consis...

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Funny story: Republicans and Parents to Fight Forced Busing in New Orleans

Republicans and Parents to Fight Forced Busing in New Orleans

(AP) Members of the Republican Party have vowed to fight against new forced busing in New Orleans. As several of the schools have been destroyed and others are still underwater, those few families that have been able to return to these areas have t...

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Funny story: PetsRUS to market Cages for Children

PetsRUS to market Cages for Children

Ohio -- Sales of extra-large dog crates skyrocketed at PetsRUS locations nationwide following a seemingly shocking report of foster parents who locked their 11 kids in wooden cages every night. According to several neighbors, "The kids were...

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Funny story: Mischa Barton: "I was a prostitute!"

Mischa Barton: "I was a prostitute!"

California-- Mischa Barton, teen queen and star of the hit teen drama The O.C has shocked the nation, after revealing she prostituted herself when she was 13. "My childhood was rough. My parents were always working and leaving my s...

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Funny story: Fat Bastard's Mother Sentenced!

Fat Bastard's Mother Sentenced!

In a landmark case Sharon Feeder has become the first person to be sentenced under controversial new Fat Induction Child Abuse (FICA) Laws. Under the new statutes parents that allow their offspring to become tubby vats of lard can be prosecuted for c...

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Funny story: Hanson Look Back on a Lifetime of Fame

Hanson Look Back on a Lifetime of Fame

After the release of their debut album Middle of Nowhere in 1997 Hanson had the world in their hands. They had the almost unique ability of being liked by young teens, whilst at the same time being approved of by parents worldwide. Their unique blend...

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Funny story: Nothing Beats a Timex

Nothing Beats a Timex

East Otis, Massachusetts, in the foothills of the Berkshire Mountains, is the kind of place that can be seen only from the air. Some wags—especially those who enjoy a little night life, ethnic food, and cable television—have observed that from the air is the only way to see East Otis. There is a reservoir, which everyone calls a lake, in East Otis; and my wife's parents used to have a cottage—...

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Funny story: Study reveals connection between raising children and stress levels.

Study reveals connection between raising children and stress levels.

A study released Monday revealed a connection between the raising of children and stress levels. This concerning study shows that having and raising children dramatically increases the stress level's of parents. The stress levels rise early on and at...

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Funny story: Enraged Parents Demand Firing of Pequot Math Teacher

Enraged Parents Demand Firing of Pequot Math Teacher

P.T.A. Pres. Knudsen: Rodham is an "insufferable … mean … stickler for detail"...

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Funny story: Scott Peterson Quiz

Scott Peterson Quiz

Parents of pupils in American junior schools are outraged that their children are being forced to take tests on notorius criminals and other people accused of criminal acts. Take then as your example, the Scott Peterson test.

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