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Funny story: Four Actresses Upset At National Breast Appreciation Day

Four Actresses Upset At National Breast Appreciation Day

LOS ANGELES - In a move that has pleasantly surprised the organizers of The National Breast Appreciation Day festivities which are scheduled for September 28, 2009, four movie starlets say they are upset and embarrassed at the upcoming event. The...

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Funny story: Pamela Anderson Rehearses "Sister Act" for their "Baywatch" Breakout Movie Cameo

Pamela Anderson Rehearses "Sister Act" for their "Baywatch" Breakout Movie Cameo

Malibu, California - As the Southern California sun slowly rises and there is still a faint mist visible in the air, the shapely silhouette of Pamela Anderson can be seen jogging along the shoreline of Malibu beach. "I haven't seen her train like...

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Funny story: "Baywatch" The Movie In 3D? Or 44DD?

"Baywatch" The Movie In 3D? Or 44DD?

Hollywood, California - The new producer of "Baywatch " the movie got the idea after seeing "Ice Age 3: Dawn of the Dinosaurs" in 3D and "Transformers 2: The Fallen" while watching Megan Fox running in slow motion wearing those tight hip-hugging whit...

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Funny story: Pamela Anderson Auctions Off One of Her Bikini Thongs On eBay

Pamela Anderson Auctions Off One of Her Bikini Thongs On eBay

MALIBU BEACH - Pamela Anderson, actress, model, author, and universal sex symbol called a press conference, which was held in her Malibu Beach living room. Pamela said that due to the economic crisis she has had to sell off one of her Beverly Hill...

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Funny story: Pamela Anderson Reveals Secret Crush On President Obama

Pamela Anderson Reveals Secret Crush On President Obama

MALIBU BEACH, California - Pamela Anderson, noted actress, glamour model, and sex symbol has revealed that she has had a secret crush on Barack Obama for almost a year. Anderson said that she wanted to get this secret off of her ample chest before...

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Funny story: Pam Anderson Wardrobe Malfunction Bit Over The Top!

Pam Anderson Wardrobe Malfunction Bit Over The Top!

The top-heavy Baywatch babe was taping a segment for the Osbournes Reloaded Show when during a skit her two famous assets came spilling over the the top of her extremely skimpy dress. "The Osbournes are blindfolded themselves and ask the guest que...

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Funny story: Introducing: Pamela Anderson Designer Pantiliners

Introducing: Pamela Anderson Designer Pantiliners

ST. LOUIS, Missouri - The Raveon Corporation, hurting from dwindling sales due to the fact that a lot of today's women are opting not to wear makeup has decided to get into the pantiliner business. So on Valentine's Day, 2009, Raveon will unveil,...

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Funny story: Pamela Anderson To Star In "The Sarah Palin Story"

Pamela Anderson To Star In "The Sarah Palin Story"

HOLLYWOOD, California - Universal Pictures has just announced that they have signed Pamela Anderson to star in 'The Sarah Palin Story.' An insider at Universal stated that the part of Todd Palin will be played by George Clooney. The parts of John...

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Funny story: Pamela Anderson Auctions Off One of Her Bras

Pamela Anderson Auctions Off One of Her Bras

The Review of This Past Sunday's Television News Shows: NBC's 'Meet The Press' - House Speaker Nancy Pelosi discussed in explicit detail how she makes her own bras and why. And in keeping with the show's 'Bra Theme,' Pamela Anderson made a rare appearance and told Tom (Brokaw) that she auctioned off one of her favorite bras on eBay. She said that when she receives the money, ($129,003)that she...

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Funny story: Pamela Anderson's Next Husband

Pamela Anderson's Next Husband

The Canadian publication Gobs of Gossip Gazette has reported in their upcoming October issue that Pamela Anderson-Lee-Ritchie-Salomon wants to walk down the wedding aisle one more time. Pam whose three husbands have all been musicians (Tommy Lee...

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Funny story: Pamela Anderson Banned From Algeria

Pamela Anderson Banned From Algeria

Pamela Anderson the celebrity has been banned from visiting Algeria after lots of the people complained that her breasts are too big to visit an Islamic state. Miss Anderson wanted to spend her holidays at the seaside resort of Zeralda but many to...

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Funny story: Farewell , Pamela's breasts!

Farewell , Pamela's breasts!

Breaking news stormed all over last night on the BBC, CNN and Sky News after it was reported that the infamous Pamela Anderson's incredibly large breasts popped while she was sleeping on her bed in her house.

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Funny story: More Tits, Ass and Beaver shots on TV this Season

More Tits, Ass and Beaver shots on TV this Season

Viewers are in for a wild ride this 2008 season following the announcement by National Geographic television that they are to show more flora and fauna in excessive detail than ever before.

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Funny story: Hilton slams Pamela Anderson as "Rabid Scavenging Hyena"

Hilton slams Pamela Anderson as "Rabid Scavenging Hyena"

Beverly Hills Cali-pornia - (Reuterus): A livid Paris Hilton has slammed Pamela Anderson's choice of bridegroom as 'the rabid scavengings of desperate hyena' amid news that the 40 year-old busty peroxide bombshell is set to marry...

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Funny story: Kid Rock to become Adult Rock

Kid Rock to become Adult Rock

HOLLYWOOD, CALIF.-Superstar rocker Kid Rock says he is in the process of changing his name after an embarrassing incident with nemesis musician Tommy Lee. The two have been at each others' throats both figuratively and literally since a recent f...

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Funny story: Tommy Lee, Kid Rock Put up their Dukes

Tommy Lee, Kid Rock Put up their Dukes

Why did the two stars brawl at the MTV Video Music Awards show over the weekend?...

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Funny story: Pamela Anderson Gets Naked To Promote Lapdancing Laplanders and Protect Furry Muffs

Pamela Anderson Gets Naked To Promote Lapdancing Laplanders and Protect Furry Muffs

Notorious pneumatic-boobed ageing babe Pamela Anderson wants to open a chain of strip joints in her native Lapland. No stranger to getting her wobbling wangers out at every opportunity, including her kids sports days, Pammie has claimed she wants to...

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