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Funny story: Pak security team "deboarded and rudely treated" by US officials after "one of them made a comment to a flight attendant"

Pak security team "deboarded and rudely treated" by US officials after "one of them made a comment to a flight attendant"

WASHINGTON: A delegation of senior Pakistani security officials visiting America claims they were ordered off an aeroplane and "rudely treated" after one of the made a "comment to a flight attendant". The group then flew back to Islamabad. One of...

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Funny story: War declared against Pakistan!

War declared against Pakistan!

The result of the enquiry into the activities of Pakistan cricketers regarding match fixing has made the declaration of war by Britain against Pakistan inevitable. Fortunately troops are in nearby Afghanistan ready for an invasion. Air raids on th...

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Funny story: Pak cricket captain - "We're not greedy scumbags, merely underpaid victims"

Pak cricket captain - "We're not greedy scumbags, merely underpaid victims"

Spoofland: The Pakistani cricket captain today revealed how he and his team, far from being greedy scumbags seeking to line their own pockets, are in fact underpaid and penniless victims of other people's greed. In an exclusive interview given wit...

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Funny story: Pak cricket team now "taking requests" for flood relief

Pak cricket team now "taking requests" for flood relief

The Pakistani cricket team admitted that it deliberately bowled "no balls" in return for payment of £150,000 from a supposed consortium of greedy Asian men, but defended this on the ground that the money, after deduction of players' fees, will go to...

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Funny story: Pakistan Flood - Taleban Score Another Spectacular Own Goal

Pakistan Flood - Taleban Score Another Spectacular Own Goal

The Taleban scored yet another spectacular own goal in their quest for global domination this week when they threatened to kill foreign aid workers attempting to bring relief to victims of the Pakistan floods. Islamic fundamentalists continally le...

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Funny story: Celebrities Flood To Help Pakistan

Celebrities Flood To Help Pakistan

Celebrities are lending their talents to help flood ravaged victims in Pakistan in the wake of the terrible rains recently. Katie Price was launched late last week, and it is hoped she will reach Pakistan sometime this week. She is hoping to provi...

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Funny story: Pak asks India to "send lamb korma, chicken biryani, mutton kebabs and stuffed garlic naan" in food-relief package but requests "hold the poppadoms"

Pak asks India to "send lamb korma, chicken biryani, mutton kebabs and stuffed garlic naan" in food-relief package but requests "hold the poppadoms"

Paki 'govt' and Army-intelligence officials were shocked to discover that Hindu-India food is even tastier than some local culinary dishes. Evidence: the first India food packages sent to flood victims were appropriated & voraciously 'tasted' a...

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Funny story: India sends 500 chapattis to Pakistan

India sends 500 chapattis to Pakistan

The government of flood-ravaged Pakistan today gratefully accepted a large donation of aid from neighbouring, one-time enemy India. The aid, consisting of 500 chapattis, arrived in a convoy of 1 scooter, ridden hard and fast from capital New Delhi...

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Funny story: Drowning Pak continues deceitful blame-game - says "US-India-Afghanistan sending floods to destroy the nation"!

Drowning Pak continues deceitful blame-game - says "US-India-Afghanistan sending floods to destroy the nation"!

UN HQ: - Paranoidistan's big buffoon top-cat, Madman Showcat Querulous polished up his begging bowl and stood before the assembly lecturing the world on its "failures" of not providing enough aid to save the already-failed state. In the continuing...

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Funny story: Bin Ladens and the USA screwing up things in Pakistan?

Bin Ladens and the USA screwing up things in Pakistan?

Washington: There is absolutely no truth in reports that The United States is helping the Bin Ladens to turn the screws on Pakistani Prime Minister Geelani, reliable sources in the White House have told this correspondent. "It's a well known fact...

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Funny story: Ultimate ignominy! Afghanistan offers US $1 million flood aid to Pakistan

Ultimate ignominy! Afghanistan offers US $1 million flood aid to Pakistan

What hubris! What bloody cheeky buggers! A drowning, deluded and hypocritical Pakistan is still prevaricating as its idiot govt "mulls over accepting Indian aid due to peculiar sensitivities" [Translation: "we've conned our people by telling them...

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Funny story: Pak's whining politicians demand 'more international aid' while refusing aid from India

Pak's whining politicians demand 'more international aid' while refusing aid from India

For a nation that has always bragged about its sovereignty; claimed it wants 'peaceful relations with its neighbors; accused India of not being 'big enough to be more charitable' towards it and pontificating at large about its peaceful credentials ,...

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Funny story: Pakistan crumbling - now athletes fail dope tests - guilty of using performance enhancing drugs

Pakistan crumbling - now athletes fail dope tests - guilty of using performance enhancing drugs

It never rains... it pours - As Pakistan scrambles to survive on all fronts now comes word that Pakistan's athletics arena is in a shambles. Not because of floods or lack of funding but because more and more of its athletes are being caught out.

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Funny story: Af-Pak news round-up: What US says and what US really means

Af-Pak news round-up: What US says and what US really means

US Secretary of State Robert Gates, said earlier this week that the US military had stopped asking Pakistan to root out militants from the Haqqani network hiding in North Waziristan. The reason was that the US felt continuously prodding and nagging...

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Funny story: Pakistan diverted more than 300 millions pounds of 2005 earthquake aid to 'other projects'

Pakistan diverted more than 300 millions pounds of 2005 earthquake aid to 'other projects'

Following the 2005 earthquake, international communities contributed billions of dollars in aid to "help Pakistan rebuild". Today, 5 years later and on the heels of yet another disaster when the bullying Pak Govt is demanding 'more world aid', t...

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Funny story: India puts Pakistan 'on the spot' by offering US $5 million flood-aid

India puts Pakistan 'on the spot' by offering US $5 million flood-aid

Pakistan's politicians and grand-standing Ministers of "Word-Twisting" have never failed to seize the opportunity to mock, malign and attempt to manipulate their Indian counterparts. Such bombastic buffoonery is part of their DNA. In past natural...

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Funny story: Pakistan to recognize Israel as a Jewish state!

Pakistan to recognize Israel as a Jewish state!

TEL-AVIV: There is a big buzz in Israeli circles that Pakistan is secretly holding talks with the Jewish state with a view to granting it recognition. Included in these talks - reported to be shepherded by Turkey are prominent politicians and even...

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