With the announcement that Chicago Mayor Richard Daley is retiring, President Obama was faced with a new catastrophic hole to fill, and he wasted no time in plugging it announcing Daley would be his ambassador to Pakistan! The Daley family has run...
Charitable superstar and mother of half of Africa, Angela Jolie, has decided to extend her passion for the "muy pobres" of the world by travelling to flood stricken Pakistan. When asked what she would actually be doing there she replied: "I'm s...
Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, fresh off reminding everyone SHE brokered the Irish Peace Accord after the recent egging of former PM Blair in Dublin, announced that the President would be seeking economic stimulus advice from the recently disgra...
The United Nations has accepted a recommendation from the Scientific Committee on Oceanic Research that Pakistan should be reclassified as an inland sea and given the name the Taliban Ocean. It is hoped that one of the largest natural disasters in...
WASHINGTON: A delegation of senior Pakistani security officials visiting America claims they were ordered off an aeroplane and "rudely treated" after one of the made a "comment to a flight attendant". The group then flew back to Islamabad. One of...
The result of the enquiry into the activities of Pakistan cricketers regarding match fixing has made the declaration of war by Britain against Pakistan inevitable. Fortunately troops are in nearby Afghanistan ready for an invasion. Air raids on th...
Spoofland: The Pakistani cricket captain today revealed how he and his team, far from being greedy scumbags seeking to line their own pockets, are in fact underpaid and penniless victims of other people's greed. In an exclusive interview given wit...
The Pakistani cricket team admitted that it deliberately bowled "no balls" in return for payment of £150,000 from a supposed consortium of greedy Asian men, but defended this on the ground that the money, after deduction of players' fees, will go to...
The Taleban scored yet another spectacular own goal in their quest for global domination this week when they threatened to kill foreign aid workers attempting to bring relief to victims of the Pakistan floods. Islamic fundamentalists continally le...
Celebrities are lending their talents to help flood ravaged victims in Pakistan in the wake of the terrible rains recently. Katie Price was launched late last week, and it is hoped she will reach Pakistan sometime this week. She is hoping to provi...
Paki 'govt' and Army-intelligence officials were shocked to discover that Hindu-India food is even tastier than some local culinary dishes. Evidence: the first India food packages sent to flood victims were appropriated & voraciously 'tasted' a...
The government of flood-ravaged Pakistan today gratefully accepted a large donation of aid from neighbouring, one-time enemy India. The aid, consisting of 500 chapattis, arrived in a convoy of 1 scooter, ridden hard and fast from capital New Delhi...
UN HQ: - Paranoidistan's big buffoon top-cat, Madman Showcat Querulous polished up his begging bowl and stood before the assembly lecturing the world on its "failures" of not providing enough aid to save the already-failed state. In the continuing...
Washington: There is absolutely no truth in reports that The United States is helping the Bin Ladens to turn the screws on Pakistani Prime Minister Geelani, reliable sources in the White House have told this correspondent. "It's a well known fact...
What hubris! What bloody cheeky buggers! A drowning, deluded and hypocritical Pakistan is still prevaricating as its idiot govt "mulls over accepting Indian aid due to peculiar sensitivities" [Translation: "we've conned our people by telling them...
For a nation that has always bragged about its sovereignty; claimed it wants 'peaceful relations with its neighbors; accused India of not being 'big enough to be more charitable' towards it and pontificating at large about its peaceful credentials ,...
It never rains... it pours - As Pakistan scrambles to survive on all fronts now comes word that Pakistan's athletics arena is in a shambles. Not because of floods or lack of funding but because more and more of its athletes are being caught out.
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