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Funny story: Shocking Inside Look at Bin Laden Take Down: Obama So Paralyzed with Fear and Indecision Panetta Made the Decision in Palace Coup!

Shocking Inside Look at Bin Laden Take Down: Obama So Paralyzed with Fear and Indecision Panetta Made the Decision in Palace Coup!

Power brokers inside the White House, said to be so fed up with Obama's procrastinating and reliance on Chicago Slum Lord Valerie Jarrett, who based her advice only in terms of a re election campaign, bi passed the President and set the wheels in motion for the final take down of Bin Laden! The coup, for that is exactly what it was, was spear headed by a frustrated Hillary Clinton who backed C...

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Funny story: Bin Laden Unhappy With Virgins, Seeks Groupie Trade with Elvis

Bin Laden Unhappy With Virgins, Seeks Groupie Trade with Elvis

As reported earlier today in Afterlife Magazine, a staff medium successfully channeled the posthumous thoughts of Osama Bin Laden in a recent conversation with Elvis, where Bin Laden appears to be disappointed with his newly acquired bevy of virgins.

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Funny story: Political Problems Plague Pakistan

Political Problems Plague Pakistan

Islamabad PK: Pakistan's president and parliament have resigned under pressure to step down in the wake of three political scandals that boiled over this week, shaking up the government and traumatizing the nation. Al-Qaeda terrorist leader Osama...

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Funny story: Bin Laden dead? Here's what's next.

Bin Laden dead? Here's what's next.

WHITE HOUSE-WASHINGTON; Defence Administration Official Ed Bighorn has announced that a new defence strategy has been implemented in the wake of the assassination of Osama Bin Laden. The two thousand page document makes for daunting reading.

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Funny story: Dizzy World & Dubai World Announce New Seal Encounter Attraction Featuring Live Seals and Soon to be Dead Terrorists!

Dizzy World & Dubai World Announce New Seal Encounter Attraction Featuring Live Seals and Soon to be Dead Terrorists!

Dizzy World, Inc, LLC, the world wide entertainment conglomerate announced it has reached agreement with Dubai World to add to their popular sea side attraction by constructing a real live Seal encounter pavilion featuring Navy Seals practicing hunt...

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Funny story: Osama Enjoyed PlayStation in Pakistani Hideout

Osama Enjoyed PlayStation in Pakistani Hideout

As new details emerged on the final days of Osama bin Laden, it has been learned that the terrorist leader's favorite TV channel was Sony's PlayStation Network, until it crashed in a recent security breach. Informed sources say the theft by hack...

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Funny story: Bin Laden holiday video nasties released

Bin Laden holiday video nasties released

Washington - Gorblimey shots of Bloody Bin Bag snorkling at Helmand Butlins are enraging decent folk this weekend. Dressed from head to toe in a Nigella burkhini the Al Qaeda capo di capi is learning doggie-paddle. Nearby Mrs Fatima Susan Boyle...

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Funny story: Obama not sure it was Osama not sure it was Obama

Obama not sure it was Osama not sure it was Obama

Washington D.C. - Sources report that Obama was up all night worrying that he had shot the wrong man. The fog of war was great. Also the fog induced by a six pack of aspatame-laced soda may have led to a wrong call. It turns out Osama is a very...

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Funny story: Bin Laden Not Dead!

Bin Laden Not Dead!

A defector from MI5, Clifford Blacksmire has told New Age magazine "Lies and Damned Lies" that Osama Bin Laden was not killed as stated by U.S. President Barack Obama and which is currently believed by most people on the planet. It appears the Is...

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Funny story: Osama Bin Laden Has Left His Extensive Soccer Ball Collection To President Hugo Chavez of Venezuela

Osama Bin Laden Has Left His Extensive Soccer Ball Collection To President Hugo Chavez of Venezuela

ABBOTTABAD, Pakistan - Reports coming out of the town of Abbottabad are stating that Osama Bin Laden had been collecting soccer balls for over 20 years. Most had been purchased over the Internet from Soccer Balls "R" Us which is one of the world's...

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Funny story: George Bush kidnapped

George Bush kidnapped

Only days after the killing of top terrorist Osama bin Laden, former president George W. Bush has been abducted from his ranch in Crawford, TX. The operation performed by U.S. Navy Seals has been described as an early morning raid involving at least...

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Funny story: Osama, The Musical Released!

Osama, The Musical Released!

From the theme of Oklahoma: Oooooooooooosama when the seals came knocking on your door The waving guns wow they sure shot straight You're million dollar compound is no more Oooooooooooosama no more nights for you to plan Gone for good you're just fish food It's not that safe in Pakistan. Our choppers came and you wet your drawers Guess it wasn't the pizza guy Coming through the door...

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Funny story: Illuminati groom new Bin Laden

Illuminati groom new Bin Laden

London - A newlywed from the sacred Merovingian line is being fast-tracked to replace Ass-ended Master Osama. Known only by his Emir Will Panic anagram codename the up-and-coming one flopped badly in spearheading the UK World Cup 2018 bid. A sp...

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Funny story: UN Joins EU in Condemning US for 'Bad Bin' Recycling Practices Over Bin Laden Waste Disposal!

UN Joins EU in Condemning US for 'Bad Bin' Recycling Practices Over Bin Laden Waste Disposal!

The furor over the demise of terrorist Osama Bin Laden will not abate, now involving theories of suicide, death due to his lack of treatment for kidney stones by the NHS, terrible intestinal pain from Trichinosis, or his self immolation while sim...

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Funny story: Dusty Bin Cruelly Assassinated in Osama bin Laden Backlash

Dusty Bin Cruelly Assassinated in Osama bin Laden Backlash

Gay icon and mascot of the 1970s television show 3-2-1, Dusty Bin, was cruelly assassinated this morning in a revenge attack for the killing of al-Qaeda mouthpiece Osama bin Laden. Al-Qaeda has many tapes of TV shows from the 70s and the 80s as th...

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Funny story: Bin Laden: Did not die by gunfire but died while having sex

Bin Laden: Did not die by gunfire but died while having sex

The most guarded secret in the world is that Osama Bin Laden did not die under the bullets of a Seal commando, but died while having sex. "He had a stroke while having sex simultaneously with six of his current batch of wives and concubines," an a...

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Funny story: Osama Bin Laden's Diary Found after the Raid

Osama Bin Laden's Diary Found after the Raid

The US military announced that they found a diary that belonged to Osama Bin Laden after the successful raid of his compound in Abbottabad, Pakistan on May 2, 2011. Several excerpts of his last days are printed below. April 1, 2011 The planned terrorist attack on an Israeli bus station in Tel Aviv failed today, due to our own incompetence. Our best three terrorists Mohammed-Larry and M...

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