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Funny story: Who Found the Fone?!

Who Found the Fone?!

Who really found Amelia Milk Swell's phone? There is still rumors going around saying DJ liquid lost his cell phone after he had finish having oral sex with Milk, what a co-incidence just after he had finish, but it is clear that she is fired from CVM. And why don't Candies admit the fact that she no longer works there, and stop bring around the people of Jamaica and the world in circles?

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Funny story: Tobacco manufacturers vindicated as throat cancer blamed on oral sex

Tobacco manufacturers vindicated as throat cancer blamed on oral sex

London - (20-a-day Mess): British Imperial Cancer Industries are feeling very pleased with themselves after successfully hiring Dr Andrew Wakefield-type quacks to blame throat cancer on dodgy oral sex practices.

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Funny story: Pope Benedict XVI to allow cunnilingus

Pope Benedict XVI to allow cunnilingus

In a stunning reversal to previous papal policies, Pope Benedict XVI announced before a crowd of US onlookers outside St. Dominic Church in Washington that women will now be allowed to receive cunnilingus. Women in the crowd cheered the Pope's d...

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Funny story: Pope denies receiving oral sex from Jamie Lynn Spears

Pope denies receiving oral sex from Jamie Lynn Spears

At an early morning press conference at the Vatican, Pope Benedict XVI firmly denied having ever having received fellatio from Jamie Lynn Spears, the pregnant youthful star of TV's Zoey 101 and the younger sister of troubled pop star Britney Spe...

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Funny story: California Students In Trouble For Eating Pussy

California Students In Trouble For Eating Pussy

High school students at a Southern California private school are in trouble with the local law enforecement officials and the school board. Thirty teenagers at the Chang Ki Check High School in San Diego face charges for violating both local law and...

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Funny story: Sexploitation? You decide.

Sexploitation? You decide.

In a case that could change the face of advertising throughout Europe, Carlsberg International has today defended it's position on the alleged use of provocative images to sell it's lager.

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Funny story: Most Girls Prefer to Swallow & not Spit

Most Girls Prefer to Swallow & not Spit

LONDON (Defecated News) - A recent study released by soft-drinks giant Labia Cola, shows us the drinking patterns of today's female youth.

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Funny story: First Easyjet, then EasyCar, now EasyBlowJobs.

First Easyjet, then EasyCar, now EasyBlowJobs.

LONDON (Defecated Press) - The master if all things orange and cheap, Stelios Haji Ioannou has revealed his new venture - Cheap and convenient oral sex.

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Funny story: Cop Gets Job From Porn Star, Then Loses His Job

Cop Gets Job From Porn Star, Then Loses His Job

Porn "actress" Barbie Cummings of Blacks on Blondes fame, tried turning an old trick to get out of a speeding ticket by performing oral sex on the officer who stopped her. Tennessee Trooper James Moss was then fired by the Tennesse...

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Funny story: New England Journal of Medicine finds Oral Sex worse than smoking or drinking - but better than not getting any

New England Journal of Medicine finds Oral Sex worse than smoking or drinking - but better than not getting any

New York, New York - The New England Journal of Medicine announced this week it made a correlation between the Human Papillomavirus (HPV), oral sex and throat-cancer. Research shows a higher potential for developing throat-cancer by engaging in oral...

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Funny story: Oral sex more dangerous than cigars Lewinsky was told

Oral sex more dangerous than cigars Lewinsky was told

California - (Ass Mess): Former Clinton intern Monica Lewinsky has spoken today about the first time she was told that oral sex could be more dangerous than cigars.

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