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Funny story: Oprah To Become World Ambassador Of Hugs

Oprah To Become World Ambassador Of Hugs

Chat show host Oprah Winfrey is set to launch a new career in the diplomatic service as the first ever World Ambassador of Hugs. United Nations Secretary General Ban Ki Moon made the announcement to the world's press ; "The executive board of t...

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Funny story: Illinois Flood Warning As Oprah Bows Out

Illinois Flood Warning As Oprah Bows Out

The Federal Emergency Management Agency has issued a flood alert for Chicago and most of Illinois state in the wake of the final Oprah Winfrey chat show on Wednesday. FEMA Director William Fugate issued the warning after a massive outpouring of gr...

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Funny story: Maria Shriver Goes "Postal" - Mails Out 4,000 Divorce Notices!

Maria Shriver Goes "Postal" - Mails Out 4,000 Divorce Notices!

BRENTWOOD, California - Some of Maria Shriver's very closest friends are starting to become a little concerned about the soon-to-be ex-Mrs. Arnold Schwarzenegger. Tansy "Bubbles" Stickerhazel has known Maria since their college days back at George...

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Funny story: Oprah Gives Chintzy Prizes to New Cable Audiences

Oprah Gives Chintzy Prizes to New Cable Audiences

Former popular real network talk titan Oprah Winfrey is off to such a dismal start on her cable network, she has been forced to give away many her own overstocked products to audience members. On her old standard TV program, Oprah showered he audi...

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Funny story: Tina Fey and Julianne Moore Argue Over Who Does Sarah Palin Better

Tina Fey and Julianne Moore Argue Over Who Does Sarah Palin Better

CHICAGO - The two top Sarah Palin impersonators in America, Tina Fey and Julianne Moore appeared on The Oprah Winfrey Show and talked about how great each one's impersonation of "Snowflake" Palin is. Fey said that hers is better simply because she...

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Funny story: Guess Who The Last Guest Will Be On The Last Oprah Winfrey Show?

Guess Who The Last Guest Will Be On The Last Oprah Winfrey Show?

Due to the sudden demise of Oprah Winfrey's last scheduled guest on her soon-to-be-history eponymous TV show, she has once again pulled another PR coup. "We were all set with Mr. bin Laden," said Ms. Winfrey. "His people had it all worked out wit...

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Funny story: Sarah Ferguson Speaks About Royal Wedding Snub

Sarah Ferguson Speaks About Royal Wedding Snub

Sarah Ferguson has told Oprah Winfrey how "difficult" it was when she did not receive an invite to the Royal Wedding. The Duchess Of York was "extremely disappointed" not to attend one of the biggest events of the decade and she opened her heart u...

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Funny story: Doctors Attempt To Cure Surgically Remove Serious Inflection From President

Doctors Attempt To Cure Surgically Remove Serious Inflection From President

Barack Obama was rushed by ambulance to Walter Reed Medical Center this morning with what has been described as "a serious inflection of the throat." Medical doctors from Johns Hopkins and the Mayo Clinic have all been called in for a consultation t...

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Funny story: Obama Nominated For Best Actor Emmy For State of the Union Address

Obama Nominated For Best Actor Emmy For State of the Union Address

The Academy of Television Arts and Sciences has nominated United States President Barack Hussein Obama for a special Emmy for Outstanding Acting Performance for his 2011 State of the Union Address. The speech, filmed before a joint session of Congres...

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Funny story: Jesse James and Fiancee Kat Von D Reveal Their "X-Rated" Tongue Tattoos On The Oprah Winfrey Show

Jesse James and Fiancee Kat Von D Reveal Their "X-Rated" Tongue Tattoos On The Oprah Winfrey Show

CHICAGO - Jesse James and his much tattooed girlfriend Kat Von D recently appeared on The Oprah Winfrey Show where they each revealed about 40 percent of their tattoos. The inked couple who say that they love tattoos because it makes them feel superior to non-tattooed people told Ms. Winfrey that there is no reason for anyone these days not to have a tattoo as they have become very affordable d...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen Has A "Meltdown" On The Dr. Phil Show

Charlie Sheen Has A "Meltdown" On The Dr. Phil Show

LOS ANGELES - Dr. Phil host of The Dr. Phil Show recently had Charlie Sheen as his special guest. Sheen showed up to the show dressed up in the uniform of the Los Angeles Lakers. When Dr. Phil asked him why he replied that he wanted to show his su...

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Funny story: Oprah Winfrey Meets With President Obama And Offers To Lend America $500 Million!

Oprah Winfrey Meets With President Obama And Offers To Lend America $500 Million!

CHICAGO - Oprah Winfrey and her boyfriend Stedman Graham and her BFF Gayle King recently had President and Mrs. Obama over for dinner at Winfrey's Chicago Mansion Casa La Big O. The occasion marked Gayle Kings new five pound weight loss which she...

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Funny story: Missing Cobra Found at the Bronx Zoo; Oprah Invites Her to Chicago

Missing Cobra Found at the Bronx Zoo; Oprah Invites Her to Chicago

The snake captured the attention of the world when she was on the run for six days. But Thursday morning, she herself was captured when Bronx Zoo officials found her in a corner of the Reptile House. "I was hoping to see the world but never qui...

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Funny story: Donald Trump all set for a total make-over on the final OPRAH show in May

Donald Trump all set for a total make-over on the final OPRAH show in May

Donald Trump has agreed to help Oprah make the final airing of her show to be extremely memorable. He has agreed to have a 'total make-over' including THE hair. Top stylist to the stars "Fabio deScizzario" has been chosed to restyle THE hair.

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Funny story: Oprah Winfrey's Unbelievably Amazing Offer To Queen Elizabeth!

Oprah Winfrey's Unbelievably Amazing Offer To Queen Elizabeth!

LONDON - Oprah Winfrey the richest woman in the United States was recently invited by Queen Elizabeth to attend a dinner at Buckingham Palace in honor of legendary rhythm and blues artist Smokey Robinson, lead singer with one of Motown's greatest groups Smokey Robinson and The Miracles. The music legend who was born William Robinson, Jr., in Detroit has been performing for 55 years. And in that...

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Funny story: Vanessa Hudgens Says Her "Tramp Stamp" Tattoo With The Initials "K.S." Is Not Permanent

Vanessa Hudgens Says Her "Tramp Stamp" Tattoo With The Initials "K.S." Is Not Permanent

SANTA ANA, California - The star of the Twilight series was in Santa Ana, home of the dreaded Santa Ana Winds, visiting her former high school geography teacher Mr. Humboldt Puckerfield, 72. As soon as she stepped outside of Mr. Puckerfield's double-wide trailer she was met by a reporter for Bedroom Pillow Talk Summersetter Faxx. Vanessa was asked about the rumor that she had gone down to Ve...

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Funny story: President Obama Links His Rio Trip, "March Madness," and The St. Patrick's Day White House Barbecue Picnic To More Jobs

President Obama Links His Rio Trip, "March Madness," and The St. Patrick's Day White House Barbecue Picnic To More Jobs

WASHINGTON - President Obama has responded to the venomous assaults leveled at him by GOPicky Magazine. The president informed GOPM's Amos Soursuckle, 59, that he did not appreciate him pointing out all that BS about him and his family flying down to Rio De Janeiro, Brazil to get away from the heat that he has been receiving for filling out an NCAA "March Madness" Tournament bracket card. Pr...

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