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Funny story: Kenyan Figure Skater Claims Simon Cowell Is The Father of Her Twin Boys

Kenyan Figure Skater Claims Simon Cowell Is The Father of Her Twin Boys

SOCHI, Russia - The Sochi Olympics have been rocked by a statement made by Kenya's lone figure skater Mumbi Kagunda. The gorgeous 27-year-old skater is claiming that British music mogul Simon Cowell is the father of her twin boys Gakuro and Gatimu...

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Funny story: Putin Wins the Olympics

Putin Wins the Olympics

Sochi, Russia - After the Russian team's disappointing performance during the first few days of the Winter Olympics, President Vladimir Putin decided to step in for his country and proceeded to win gold in every remaining event. Despite being 61 year...

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Funny story: The Rolling Stones To Perform At The Sochi Olympics Closing Ceremony

The Rolling Stones To Perform At The Sochi Olympics Closing Ceremony

SOCHI, Russia - The Sochi Organizing Olympics Committee has just made an announcement regarding the XXII Winter Olympics closing ceremony. SOOC Spokeswoman Tula Tambova has stated that the Rolling Stones will be performing at the closing ceremonie...

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Funny story: Aruba's Alpine Skier Disqualified Because She Reveals She's A Lesbian

Aruba's Alpine Skier Disqualified Because She Reveals She's A Lesbian

SOCHI, Russia - One of the most popular athletes at the XXII Sochi Olympics is Aruban alpine skier, Margo Hutloop. The 23-year-old was highly touted to possibly win two gold medals but that is not going to happen. During an interview with Italy...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Says She Wants To Adopt A Baby From Sochi, Russia

Angelina Jolie Says She Wants To Adopt A Baby From Sochi, Russia

NEW YORK CITY - Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have six children and now a close friend of Angelina's has said that the actress wants to adopt a Russian baby. Jolie has three biological children plus she has adopted one each from Cambodia, Vietnam,...

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Funny story: Dubious Food Offerings at Sochi Olympics

Dubious Food Offerings at Sochi Olympics

SOCHI, RUSSIA - Hungry foreigners attending the Olympic festivities have been suspiciously eyeing the food offerings at the concession stands. So far no one has had the courage to eat anything on the menu, although the Russians themselves are lining...

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Funny story: Two Women Walk From Warsaw, Poland To The Winter Olympics In Sochi, Russia

Two Women Walk From Warsaw, Poland To The Winter Olympics In Sochi, Russia

WARSAW, Poland - The distance from Warsaw, Poland to Sochi, Russia is 1,299 miles. Two Polish women identified as Madga Krakzyn, 43, and Filomena Ripolski, 41, decided to walk the entire distance from their homes in Warsaw to the Sochi Olympics.

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Funny story: President Putin Invites Jay Leno To Be His Special Guest At The Sochi Olympics

President Putin Invites Jay Leno To Be His Special Guest At The Sochi Olympics

MOSCOW - Vodkavich, Russia's national news agency, is reporting that President Vladimir Putin has extended an invitation to former host of The Tonight Show Jay Leno to be his honored guest at The Sochi XXII Winter Olympics. The Russian president c...

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Funny story: Samoan Speed Skater Disqualified For Being Overweight

Samoan Speed Skater Disqualified For Being Overweight

SOCHI, Russia - The country of Samoa is extremely upset as they have just learned that their pride and joy speed skater Tuituitama Lemkala has been disqualified by the Sochi Olympics Organizing Committee. SOOC Spokeswoman Tula Tambova did verify t...

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Funny story: Latest Entrants in Men's Doubles Olympic Luge Competition Cause a Local Stir

Latest Entrants in Men's Doubles Olympic Luge Competition Cause a Local Stir

Sochi - Two recent arrivals here are the latest viers for the two-man luge competition to be held at the Santi track. Just off the boat from what has been judiciously termed "a stealth voyage" are Messrs. Rosencrantz and Guildenstern, representing t...

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Funny story: Rejected Olympic sports: 5 new events you won't be seeing in Sochi

Rejected Olympic sports: 5 new events you won't be seeing in Sochi

The Olympic Village, Russia - If you have the feeling that the 2014 Olympic Games are a little short on activities, give yourself a medal. Five brand-new sports created for Sochi's big show were shot down without getting as much as a singe from the O...

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Funny story: The Sochi Olympics Organizing Committee Has Just Placed A Ban on Vibrators

The Sochi Olympics Organizing Committee Has Just Placed A Ban on Vibrators

SOCHI, Russia - The Sochi Olympics Organizing Committee has stated that they are going to run a tight ship and so far they have kept their word. Tula Tambova, a representative for the organization stated that the SOOC has just issued a ban on pers...

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Funny story: Bob Costas Apologizes To The Russian People For His Insensitive Vodka Remark

Bob Costas Apologizes To The Russian People For His Insensitive Vodka Remark

SOCHI, Russia - NBC sportscaster Bob Costas has apologized to the people of Russia for his insensitive remark regarding vodka during a report on The Sochi Winter Olympics. Costas was talking about the different flags of the various countries repre...

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Funny story: Sochi, Russia To Get Hit By A Record-Breaking Blizzard

Sochi, Russia To Get Hit By A Record-Breaking Blizzard

SOCHI, Russia - Russian meteorologists are predicting that Sochi will get hit with the worst blizzard in 51 years. Weathermen are reporting that the temperatures will fall down to minus 73 degrees F. The Sochi Olympics Organizing Committee has...

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Funny story: The Sochi Olympics Organizing Committee Will Be Checking All Athletes For Any Illegal Tattoos

The Sochi Olympics Organizing Committee Will Be Checking All Athletes For Any Illegal Tattoos

SOCHI, Russia - The president of The Sochi Olympics Organizing Committee has just made a statement that has angered many of the participating athletes; especially those from Germany. Committee President Dmitry Chernyshenko has stated in no uncerta...

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Funny story: Costa Rica's Figure Skater Has To Cancel Her Trip To The Winter Olympics In Sochi, Russia

Costa Rica's Figure Skater Has To Cancel Her Trip To The Winter Olympics In Sochi, Russia

OROTINA, Costa Rica - Costa Rica's very promising figure skater Hacienda Bolero, 23, has stated that she will not be going to Sochi, Russia to compete in the XXII Winter Olympics. The extremely beautiful Miss Bolero told the members of the news me...

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Funny story: President Vladimir Putin Tells Rosie O'Donnell She Better Not Show Up At The Sochi Olympics

President Vladimir Putin Tells Rosie O'Donnell She Better Not Show Up At The Sochi Olympics

NEW YORK CITY - Rosie O'Donnell says that she has always disliked being told what she can and cannot do. The very devoted lesbian recently told David Letterman that when she heard that Russian President Putin was not going to allow any gays or les...

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