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Funny story: Cost of Barrels hit $60/bbl, Actual Driving Force Behind Oil Price Hikes

Cost of Barrels hit $60/bbl, Actual Driving Force Behind Oil Price Hikes

NEW YORK & LONDON - As the price of crude oil reaches $121/bbl ($0.80/litre), many have blamed the tensions in the Middle East and Africa for the hikes. However, a new investigation has found out that the price of one barrel (158l) is the one...

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Funny story: President Obama Defends Action in Libya

President Obama Defends Action in Libya

CCN (Crazy Cal News) Washington - President Obama took to the airwaves yesterday to make a speech on his actions Libya. "Some nations may be able to turn a blind eye to atrocities in other countries. The United States of America is different.

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Funny story: Greedy Qatari Sheikha probed under US Foreign Corrupt Practices Act

Greedy Qatari Sheikha probed under US Foreign Corrupt Practices Act

Doha - The Qatari Emir's favorite wife has been fingered in a WikiLeaks expose demanding $280m from US energy giant Exxon to featherbed a pet hobby. Big Oil sources immediately responded by offering Sheikha Mozzad bint Nasser Al Missned their prof...

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Funny story: Porn Industry Hoping to do its Part in Combating Fuel Price Spikes

Porn Industry Hoping to do its Part in Combating Fuel Price Spikes

SANTA MONICA, CA - It seems everyone these days is affected by the turmoil in the Middle East and North Africa. When trouble erupts in these volatile regions of the world, oil prices are surely to be negatively influenced. Consequently, every aspec...

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Funny story: "Peace in Our Time, & Free Oil!" Prince Andrew Brokers Quaddaffy Trade Deal!

"Peace in Our Time, & Free Oil!" Prince Andrew Brokers Quaddaffy Trade Deal!

After an all night session of 'intense camel trading', the UN announced today that Madman Muammar Quaddaffy has agreed to step down from leadership in Libya based on certain conditions hammered out by UK Trade Rep Prince Andrew and agreed to by the...

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Funny story: Part Two: Riots Causing Gas Prices Above $5 Gallon In US, Some Food Prices to Double, Triple!

Part Two: Riots Causing Gas Prices Above $5 Gallon In US, Some Food Prices to Double, Triple!

Riots all over the Middle East has caused gas prices to go over $4.00 per gallon in California and may hit $5.00 per gallon by April. "Those riots are going to bring just about everything you buy to increase because it takes more gas for the produ...

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Funny story: Orange Computer Introduces the O-Phone

Orange Computer Introduces the O-Phone

Las Vegas NV: Multi Tasking, Orange Computer's CEO, made an announcement today at the Western Electronics Show about his start-up company's first product called the O-Phone. The hand held O-Phone was developed using some of President Obama's stimulus...

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Funny story: Gas, Fuel Prices to Double, Triple Overnight?

Gas, Fuel Prices to Double, Triple Overnight?

Colonel Gaddafi of Libya is still trying hard to stay in office as leader of his country and says that if he is killed, he will take everything with him that he can. He also told a reporter for Al-Jazeera television that he will go down as a mart...

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Funny story: Hush-hush moves will double the USA's Strategic Petroleum Reserve

Hush-hush moves will double the USA's Strategic Petroleum Reserve

New Orleans - The value of the nation's 727 million barrel emergency tank passed a staggering $80 billion today as crude soared above the $108 a barrel mark. Now secret moves by Big Oil will see the US Strategic Petroleum Reserve double its capaci...

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Funny story: US wades into 'Lockerbie Bomber Rescue' row

US wades into 'Lockerbie Bomber Rescue' row

US officials have now spoken out concerning the alleged UK plan to rescue Abdelbaset al-Megrahi from riots in Libya. After the angry reaction by French diplomats earlier today, Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton has said that the US 'would not cond...

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Funny story: Haywood BP's EX-CEO to be US envoy in Libya

Haywood BP's EX-CEO to be US envoy in Libya

Reports are coming out of Washington DC that Mr Tony Haywood the disgraced ex BP supremo has been appointed the US special envoy forthwith in Tripoli. Obama said "he is the man for the job and has excellent experience in dealing with angry protest...

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Funny story: Unmanned oil tanker drones to fool pesky Somali pirates

Unmanned oil tanker drones to fool pesky Somali pirates

Indian Ocean - (Crude Stuff): They're being compared to Queen Elizabeth I's arson galleons that sunk the Armada and singed the King of Spain's pathetic little beard. The decoy craft will be packed with explosives and will detonate in the event of...

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Funny story: Egyptian Situation Resolved; Its Supply of Oil (Not Much) Recovered

Egyptian Situation Resolved; Its Supply of Oil (Not Much) Recovered

CAIRO, Egypt-In a characteristically self-sacrificing move, longtime Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak (five time winner of the coveted award for "World's Silliest Name"; and that is a very competitive category, especially in Arab nations, which often...

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Funny story: Official - Water to become more valuable than oil and land by 2020!

Official - Water to become more valuable than oil and land by 2020!

It's now official - as broadcast this morning on BBC Radio Four's morning News Briefing programme, water will become more valuable than oil and land by 2020. Activities revealed by our Spoof Gazette reporter, directly from the Stock Exchange news...

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Funny story: Swimmers in Gulf of Mexico Warned not to Fart

Swimmers in Gulf of Mexico Warned not to Fart

St Petersburg, Florida officials have warned swimmers and surfers there not to wear any oil on their bodies nor fart while in the water. "Those oil-eating bacteria have now devoured the spilled methane and are getting very very hungry", stated one...

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Funny story: BP Happy to Sell US a Pile of Bull Crap

BP Happy to Sell US a Pile of Bull Crap

Washington - BP is happy that US citizens are happy with their new ads showing that they are helping people deal with the large oil spill they created. "I was worried that people would stop buying our main product, oil." CEO Robert Dudley with a...

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Funny story: Oil Prices Falls, But Vows it Will Rise Again

Oil Prices Falls, But Vows it Will Rise Again

November, 29 (Spoof News) Oil Prices fell today, but vowed they would rise to levels that don't match demand. "We fell. We will not fall again, unless world governments decide that people are getting off of unfair commodities market. I don't beli...

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