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Funny story: Newt isn't sure he is running for president or promoting his brand

Newt isn't sure he is running for president or promoting his brand

Washington--Newt Gingrich isn't sure if he is running for president or just promoting his production company. "Instead of campaigning, I am signing books. What the hell? I want to be taken as a serious presidential candidate. Sure, Obama did it w...

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Funny story: The Reason So Many People Like Newt Gingrich Is Because He Reminds Them of Captain Kangaroo

The Reason So Many People Like Newt Gingrich Is Because He Reminds Them of Captain Kangaroo

NEW YORK CITY - The resemblance is uncanny. Newt Gingrich looks just like the famous host of the popular kids morning show Captain Kangaroo. And the fact that so many Republican voters grew up watching the morning show certainly has caused Newt Gi...

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Funny story: Gingrich Advocates full "prison-based economy" in order to compete with Chinese sweatshop labor

Gingrich Advocates full "prison-based economy" in order to compete with Chinese sweatshop labor

On Tuesday, at a $100,000 per plate GOP luncheon, Presidential candidate Newt Gingrich talked about the importance of lowering the cost of production in America, if we are to effectively compete with the burgeoning Chinese economy. "The Chinese fo...

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Funny story: Gingrich wants to put the Grinch in a Winch

Gingrich wants to put the Grinch in a Winch

Republican Presidential Candidate, Newt Gingrich, has decided to show his passion and empathy to the American people by forcing an investigation on his lecherous relative Jerry Odious who is more commonly known as The Grinch. "The Grinch who resid...

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Funny story: Newt Gingrich - "I've Finally Cornered the Market in Turkey Heads"

Newt Gingrich - "I've Finally Cornered the Market in Turkey Heads"

Deluthions, GA. - Fresh off His six percent increase in the national poll numbers, Newt Gingrich giddily announced today that He has achieved His life long dream of cornering the turkey head market. "Ever since I was sixteen years old I've ha...

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Funny story: Gingrich: "I was mean and nasty before mean and nasty was cool!"

Gingrich: "I was mean and nasty before mean and nasty was cool!"

Newt Gingrich was the first to speak last night at the GOP debate in South Carolina. Before taking his place at the podium he strode to the front of the stage and "gave the finger" to the moderators! Then he turned to the press corps, dropped his pan...

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Funny story: Newt Gingrich Says He Is Tired of Being Referred To As The Big Old Cabbage Patch Doll

Newt Gingrich Says He Is Tired of Being Referred To As The Big Old Cabbage Patch Doll

LEAVENWORTH, Kansas - Newt Gingrich's GOP Whiter Than White Bus Tour pulled into the home of the infamous Leavenworth Federal Prison as well as the home of Leavenworth Lolita's Barbecued Burgers & Hot Dogs Diner. Gingrich speaking to a crowd t...

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Funny story: Presidential debate opening with a song and dance

Presidential debate opening with a song and dance

Simi Valley, California - The West Coast installment of the Republican presidential debates will open with an elaborate Hollywood musical production number, featuring all eight candidates. The unusual format was developed by NBC News, which is air...

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Funny story: Michele Bachmann, Newt Gingrich In Remake Of - A Star Is Born

Michele Bachmann, Newt Gingrich In Remake Of - A Star Is Born

Hollywood - Clint Eastwood's new spaghetti western of A Star Is Born, will star Michele Bachmann and Newt Gingrich. The original plan was to use singer Beyonce in the Judy Garland, Barbra Streisand, Janet Gaynor role and Leonardo Dicaprio in the Jame...

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Funny story: Hugh Hefner, Newt Gingrich, and John Edwards Are The Three Billy Goats Gruff

Hugh Hefner, Newt Gingrich, and John Edwards Are The Three Billy Goats Gruff

LOS ANGELES - Hugh Hefner was dumped by his fiancee four days before their scheduled Hollywood wedding. Newt Gingrich was dumped by his campaign workers and John Edwards was dumped by his 'baby mama.' All three men have been called collectively "T...

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Funny story: Gingrich's Breakfast At Tiffany's

Gingrich's Breakfast At Tiffany's

Clutching a jam filled croissant in each fist, trice married presidential contender Newt Gingrich was spotted early in the morning standing in front of a window at Tiffany's, wearing black sunglasses and humming Moon River. He was savoring both the c...

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Funny story: Wet Paper Bag Collapses and Nearly Suffocates Republican Candidates!

Wet Paper Bag Collapses and Nearly Suffocates Republican Candidates!

It was like a wet version of the Hindenburg being broadcast on CNN live in New Hampshire. Romney sparred with Pawlenty, but suddenly they kissed and made up. Bachman turned to overdrive, but sputtered her water all over Gingrich. Then it came as...

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Funny story: The Reason Why All of Newt Gingrich's Campaign Workers Said "Adios Doughboy"

The Reason Why All of Newt Gingrich's Campaign Workers Said "Adios Doughboy"

WASHINGTON, D.C. - GOP presidential hopeful Newt Gingrich has just received some good news and some bad news and some more bad news. The good news is that he is ahead of Rick Santorum in the polls. The bad news is that nobody, outside of Pennsylva...

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Funny story: Victoria's Secret Closes Gingrich Account!

Victoria's Secret Closes Gingrich Account!

Victoria's Secret issued a brief statement this morning saying that the account of Newt Gingrich has been closed. "We do not ordinarily comment on this type of decision," said a spokesman, "but in this case and because of the prominence of the individual involved, we will elaborate to a small degree. Mr. Gingrich's account is overdue in the amount of $125,000 and although this is not excessiv...

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Funny story: Gingrich's "Brilliance" Outshines Einstein

Gingrich's "Brilliance" Outshines Einstein

In a nationally televised news conference, potential Republican presidential candidate Newt Gingrich revealed that his I.Q. is 20 points higher than renowned physicist Albert Einstein. "The American people know that I am basically a modest individual...

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Funny story: Gingrich's Dog Lifts Leg on Master! He Quits Campaign!

Gingrich's Dog Lifts Leg on Master! He Quits Campaign!

Political pundits were having a field day this week after Newt Gingrich's roll-out of his 2012 presidential campaign. "Stumbled getting out of the gate," said Chris Matthews on his Crossfire show. "Not a pretty picture," commented David Gregory...

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Funny story: 'Gary' Glitter attack on Pissed-As-A-Newt Gingrich

'Gary' Glitter attack on Pissed-As-A-Newt Gingrich

Minnesota - Wannabe Republican presidential candidate Newt Gingrich was showered with 'gay' glitter during a barnstorming book signing session today. Gingrich and his wife Callista (Flockheart? Nah! That's Harrison Ford's little bundle of bulimia.

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