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Funny story: Pittsburgh Steelers Quarterback Ben Roethlisberger Finally Agrees To Change His Last Name

Pittsburgh Steelers Quarterback Ben Roethlisberger Finally Agrees To Change His Last Name

PITTSBURGH - After adamantly stating that hell would freeze over and all of the Kardashians would move to Armenia before he would change his last name Ben Roethlisberger has changed his mind. "Big Ben" as he is known by his Tweeter fans has been t...

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Funny story: 2011 Top Baby Names

2011 Top Baby Names

Dakota and Joshua are about to be new parents, but the question of what to name their new baby is still on their minds. They want a name that gives the baby a strong identity without threatening other babies. While sipping a latte at a local beanery, they expressed their concerns. "It's so important. Maybe we should wait until the baby can decide on it's own." suggested Dakota. "This...

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Funny story: United Kingdom finally to be renamed United Queendom

United Kingdom finally to be renamed United Queendom

It's taken sixty years of Great Britain having a female monarch, but after an act of parliament this morning, the country will officially be renamed to the United Queendom. "It's about time," said Prince Philip. "It confuses all those bloody forei...

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Funny story: Horseradish Sauce comes under scrutiny

Horseradish Sauce comes under scrutiny

Horseradish sauce, the white sauce that is twenty percent vegetable and eighty percent concentrated sulphuric acid with a dash of chilli to cool down the acid. However, it has come under fire by the Naming Convention Society as the unpopular condimen...

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Funny story: Race Horses to be given sensible names

Race Horses to be given sensible names

Race horses have been given names like Happen-stance Roadwork and Mountaineer Roadblock the Fifth for far too long according to the Equine Naming Institute. "It is getting sillier and sillier," said Hopwood Felicitous, co-ordinator of horse names...

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Funny story: People with variation of surname 'Peterson' most likely to be murdered, study

People with variation of surname 'Peterson' most likely to be murdered, study

HARFOLD, Vt.--Harfold State College released a frightening study this week, frightening at least for those Americans named Peterson or Pederson or Pedersen or some variation thereof. According to the study, Americans with this surname are most lik...

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Funny story: Local Man Is Product Of Somebody Else's Imagination

Local Man Is Product Of Somebody Else's Imagination

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock was left reeling last night, when he returned home from work, only to find that he is not actually a real person, and even more devastatingly, to discover that not only is his name not actually his own, but that it was i...

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Funny story: Greece declared bankrupt, relaunches as Greece AFC

Greece declared bankrupt, relaunches as Greece AFC

Greece have finally bitten the bullet and accepted a compulsory voluntary agreement. This is the first stage in bankruptcy for the country. The Greek National Government has taken the bold move after seeing how British football teams deal with...

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Funny story: South by Southwest airlines ban made up African names

South by Southwest airlines ban made up African names

Rumours that South-by-Southwest airlines have introduced a ban on all non-anglo-Saxon, Germanic, Greek or Roman origin names can be confirmed today. Their CEO, Gerald Ratner announced today that the ban would not affect true Africans and West Ind...

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Funny story: Be careful what you name your children and......other things.

Be careful what you name your children and......other things.

I was in a store yesterday and a young woman was in there with her sweet little girl, about 18 months old. A cashier was talking to them and said, "Hello honey. You are such a cutie." She didn't know the mom and toddler. "She thinks you know her name," giggled the young mother. I was shocked that the young mother had actually named her daughter 'Honey'...even more shocked than I was when...

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Funny story: 2011's most popular baby names still Adolf and Gertrude

2011's most popular baby names still Adolf and Gertrude

The British Association for the Counting Of Names (BACON) has published its yearly list of the most popular names given to baby boys and girls. Unsurprisingly, Adolf and Gertrude top the list yet again. Genghis is up to second place for boys and also makes the girls' list at number 10. The top 10 names for boys were: 1. Adolf 2. Genghis 3. Santa 4. Oedipus 5. Clarkson 6. Attila 7. M...

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Funny story: Mass Recall As 'The Hunchback Of Notre Dame' To Be Retitled

Mass Recall As 'The Hunchback Of Notre Dame' To Be Retitled

'The Hunchback Of Notre Dame' is to be re-named, causing a public outburst of anger amongst fans of the world renowned literary masterpiece. Council officials in the UK began the campaign for change in 2009, and the protest soon gathered pace, as...

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Funny story: Who you calling a Jerk, Jerk!

Who you calling a Jerk, Jerk!

A lawsuit citing defamation of character, emotional trauma, humiliation, loss of appetite and sleepless nights has been filed against a man who called his neighbor "a jerk." Congress is in process of proposing a law to prohibit certain words bein...

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Funny story: Dalai Lama to change his name

Dalai Lama to change his name

The Dalai Lama, his Holiness Tenzin Gyatso, has taken the radical option of changing his name by deed poll. From now on, he wants everyone throughout the world to refer to him simply as "Norman from Tibet". Speaking to news reporters and those...

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Funny story: Theresa May or May Not

Theresa May or May Not

UK Home Secretary, Theresa May has revealed that she goes by her middle name, as her forename is actually April. "My full name is April Theresa May," she said. "However, April May is a silly name, so I've been called Theresa for as long as I can...

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Funny story: Premiership Players' Nicknames 2

Premiership Players' Nicknames 2

The latest list of nicknames given to Premiership players by their team mates. They range from the bizarre to the bleeding obvious, but all reflect the banter that goes on in dressing rooms across the country, whether its the richest league in the world involved or the Sunday morning amateur cup competition when the teams are made up with anyone on the line who can walk. Boudewijn Zenden...

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Funny story: Even More Letters To The Editor

Even More Letters To The Editor

Dear Sir, I wish to conjoin in solidity with your erstwhile correspondent Mr Maurice Danser, in respect of his plea about names. You see, I am no stranger to the agonies of owning a 'notorious' name. Even my grandmother, whilst I was yet a toothless bairn in mittens and a tartan balaclava, would beset me with cries of 'give her a bun', and, twisting my nose would utter 'what a fine trunk'. A...

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