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Funny story: Great Britain PLC on a new high - unofficially leaked information!

Great Britain PLC on a new high - unofficially leaked information!

"The UK is on so many highs at the moment, so we should not be putting down these record breaking efforts created by the Coalition Government". The claim comes from the Chancellor of the Exchequer's second secretary's assistant filing clerk's part...

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Funny story: University Challenge Takes Centre Stage In Health Cuts Row

University Challenge Takes Centre Stage In Health Cuts Row

A row between the Treasury and health experts over NHS cuts descended into a squabble about TV quiz show University Challenge last night. The row had escalated earlier in the day after a group of health experts published criticisms of the Governme...

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Funny story: Woman sues NHS Surgeons

Woman sues NHS Surgeons

Ms Penny Arcade arrived outside the Law Courts in the Strand today with an army of Lawyers. She looked confident and did not show any signs of emotion as she walked through the imposing court doors. Lawyers for Ms Arcade claim their client has su...

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Funny story: Man Replaces Missing Thumb with Big Toe Graft: Now Forced to Put a Sock on it!

Man Replaces Missing Thumb with Big Toe Graft: Now Forced to Put a Sock on it!

A local man who lost his thumb during a heated scrum with his local council Rugby Team, is smiling once again as after a 26 month wait a controversial operation performed under the auspices of the NHS grafted his big toe on his hand to replace the...

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Funny story: NHS is bad for your health, say MPs

NHS is bad for your health, say MPs

Politicians have drawn up drastic plans to reform Britain's National Health Service, after it was revealed that the majority of people in NHS hospitals are sick or dying. MP Herbert Fluffer called it "shocking" and "a disgrace" that the NHS contai...

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Funny story: NHS consultants who can detect cancer a 'myth'

NHS consultants who can detect cancer a 'myth'

German researchers have moved to dispute recent suggestions the NHS had a raft of cancer consultants who could be reliably used to detect various forms of the disease, saying they were the childlike imaginings of people with a propensity for hallucin...

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Funny story: Secret Shame of the NHS

Secret Shame of the NHS

It is the secret shame of the NHS, but they have a higher percentage of smokers than any other workforce in England. "The typical percentage of smokers in industry," said Minister for Health, Phil Hammond, "is about five percent. This includes typ...

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Funny story: NHS delays Queen's lobotomy, waits for her to die or go private!

NHS delays Queen's lobotomy, waits for her to die or go private!

London - Emergency austerity measures are being blamed today amid reports that Royal Freak Hospital managers have deliberately delayed HM's brain op in the hope she might either drop dead or go private. A congenital deformity in the frontal lobe a...

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Funny story: Miliband accuses Cameron of subliminal advertising

Miliband accuses Cameron of subliminal advertising

Today Ed Miliband accused PM David Cameron of shamelessly accepting money to advertise the release of The Beatles back catalogue on iTunes. Miliband claims that a recent speech Cameron made to party members contained multiple references to Beatle songs. Below are a few edited highlights of that very speech. Some people said the conservative party was finished and that either I'm a loser, or...

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Funny story: Mock Doc In Frock Cock Shock

Mock Doc In Frock Cock Shock

Britain's first Asian-Style Prostrate Examination Clinic was closed down today after a series of complaints by patients. In an unprecedented move, 14 Asian nurses were suspended pending investigation into their medical credentials. The British Med...

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Funny story: Cameron launches New Tory Party

Cameron launches New Tory Party

David Cameron has launched the New Tory Party which has taken over from the old discredited one - as assessed by the Daily Mail and the Murdoch empire. From now on Law'n Order will be a top priority. With a tough policy thousands more layabouts an...

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Funny story: UK Uncut attacks Banks

UK Uncut attacks Banks

Members of UK Uncut took direct action today against Banks held responsible for creating the economic disaster that has led to austerity measures, including the planned privatisation of the Health Service. A Banker, who did not want to be named, c...

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Funny story: Will Lansley Survive?

Will Lansley Survive?

Doctors and Nurses are worried that Andrew Lansley may survive. The architect of the dismantaling of the NHS has won strong Tory backing for the move towards rewarding private companies with the profits of dealing with low cost health care. He tol...

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Funny story: Clegg Fights Back With NHS Pledge

Clegg Fights Back With NHS Pledge

Lib Dem leader Nick Clegg has promised to come out fighting after his party's disastrous showing in the local and national elections last week. Clegg has vowed to fight the Conservatives' proposed plans to revamp the National Health Service and ha...

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Funny story: Cameron Arrested for 'Planning Destruction of NHS'

Cameron Arrested for 'Planning Destruction of NHS'

In a pre-emptive strike by the Police David Cameron has been held somewhere. Police sources claimed his detention had nothing to do with the planned destruction of the National Health Service, but the timing of the action before a Cabinet meeting...

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Funny story: Welsh Tories Will Ring Fence NHS Savings

Welsh Tories Will Ring Fence NHS Savings

The Welsh Conservatives have pledged to ring fence any savings made from the NHS budget. Nick Bourne, leader of the Conservatives in Wales, made this surprising but firm commitment in a Radio Wales Phone-In on Thursday. That's the good news.

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Funny story: Constipated Patients' Beds Blocked

Constipated Patients' Beds Blocked

A report commissioned by the Centre For Physical Health has revealed that thousands of patients suffering from constipation are spending too long in hospital. The report advises that the blockage is due to a lack of basic support for sufferers aft...

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