The recent arrest of Lindsay Lohan has had far reaching effects across the economic landscape bringing even struggling hat designer Monica Lewinsky to her knees, yet again. The 37 year old former intern and personal humidor for former President Wi...
Washington AC/DC - (Mushroom Cloud Mess): The covert NATO operation saw Presidential nuclear launch codes confiscated on Special Counsel Ken Starr's advice, a new book published this week claims. Clinton had been threatening to 'blow the whole god...
It was revealed that President Clinton was so star-struck by his affair with black-haired trollop, Monica Lewinsky, that he swapped his nuclear codes for a few pieces of lip and tongue around his crooked crank by the voluptious post-pubescent Lewinsk...
According to a new book out by a former general who served as the chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff during the Bill Clinton presidency, Mr. Clinton lost the coded page for a nuclear attack. What's more, another general at the time says Clinton co...
In a shocking new book scheduled for release in time for Christmas purchases, Monica Lewinsky describes how she used then President Clinton's secure "RED PHONE" for sexual chatter and clitoral stimulation. This phone, which is supposed to be enabled...
OK, let's come to order. We have a full agenda tonight and I have to be out of here in an hour to get ready for my date with the senator. He's taking me to the French embassy for a Franco-American appreciation wine and cheese party and I've let the National Enquirer know about it but I doubt they'll send anyone. The guy's a backbencher who'll probably not run for reelection next year, so who cares...
A young lady from Brazil who claims that she is President Obama's number one fan has been seen talking with Monica Lewinsky, according to a friend of Monica. Thus far not even the paparazzi have came up with the full name butt they do have a clue.
According to a message circulated among the Gore's friends and obtained by The Associated Press on Tuesday, Al Gore said it was "a mutual and mutually supportive decision that we have made together following a process of long and careful consideratio...
New laws being introduced in the UK to make spitting in public a criminal offence, needed to address the problem of 'sticky' pavements in major cities throughout Britain, have brought condemnation from Monika Lewinsky, the White House intern involved...
Breaking a long standing precedent, The United States Supreme Court has decided to issue the following ruling in the form of a limerick. Historically, this has been done only in Scotland back in the 12th Century, but now that the Court is relying...
According to a new book due out in February, former President Bill Clinton BARELY escaped being indicted for lying under oath. Although eventually cutting a deal of some kind, most people agree that the former president's actions and his followin...
Little Cock, Arkansas - (Rotters): Tiger Woods and Tom Hanks are his eldest sons according to a new book that cites former White House intern Monica Lewinsky. And a top UK politician's son is another of Clinton's special-needs cuckoos, implanted a...
"That is Bill Clinton!" stated former aide to the president, Monica Lewinsky, according to an unnamed source who didn't want her family to know she watched such movies. Lewinsky is said to have stated, "There's that triple mole on his back near th...
Betty Salas, a former aide to President Bill Clinton, claims that she can't get a date because of working alongside Monica Lewinsky, and blames both for her problem. "Just because everyone knew that I too was starry-eyed over the President, I did...
As the sun set on Transylvania Avenue in the ancient European city of Washingtonja, people rushed home after their day of working in the fields, such was their dread of being outdoors after dark in that part of the world, but one pretty girl named Monica stayed out in the fields, singing a song quietly to herself. 'Whistle while you work, Billie is a twerp, my blue dress is, in a big mess, can't w...
Washington,DC/ Pentagon Update on Leaking Military News - President Obama, no longer thought of as having a decisive intellectual mind, has yet again prolonged making a military decision on Pentagon experts calling for increased US troops on the gro...
Former President Bill Clinton bravely entered the country of North Korea and emerged victoriously with two beautiful American journalists, one on each arm. However, both journalists were married and neither had any romantic inclinations toward the f...
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