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Funny story: "Can You Hear Me Now?" Obama Bin Everywhere Now On Your Cell Phone! Hmmm, Hmmm, Hmmm!

"Can You Hear Me Now?" Obama Bin Everywhere Now On Your Cell Phone! Hmmm, Hmmm, Hmmm!

The Federal Communications Commissions (FCC) acting in consort with the Democratic National Committee (DNC) have mandated cell phone manufacturers include a special Obama Chip in each new Cell Phone in order for the President to 'stay in touch' in t...

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Funny story: Using Your Mobile In Public? Well Look Where You're Bloody Going You Berk!

Using Your Mobile In Public? Well Look Where You're Bloody Going You Berk!

In far-reaching and draconian new legislation soon to be brought in by the Coalition, it can be revealed people who dawdle at the top or bottom of escalators, whilst gawping at their mobile phones, could soon be facing £5000 fines, or in some cases,...

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Funny story: Teenager Arrested For Deviant Behaviour For Not Using Facebook

Teenager Arrested For Deviant Behaviour For Not Using Facebook

David Brady of Durango, Colorado has been arrested by local authorities for deviant behaviour. The sixteen year old high school student is being held in county jail pending psychiatric evaluation and could be sentenced to time in a state mental hospi...

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Funny story: iPhone Owners Face Test

iPhone Owners Face Test

The Coalition Government are set to announce a major new initiative that is sure to upset millions of iPhone users and texters. Theresa May, Secretary of State for the Home Department, today will announce that all service users in the U.K. will be...

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Funny story: MP Rebuked For Using Mobile In Commons

MP Rebuked For Using Mobile In Commons

Burnley M.P Gordon Birtwistle has been censored for playing with a children's Mobile in the House of Commons. John Bercow, the Commons Speaker, had to tell the Liberal Democrat MP to put the mobile away and sit down as the rotating leaves and colo...

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Funny story: Understanding the Small Print

Understanding the Small Print

This world is constantly being tied up with red tape and bureaucracy and even with the simplest, cheapest gadgets (usually made in China, and therefore translated rather badly) come a plethora of instructions that can take weeks to digest before even using new equipment for the first time. Then of course there is the gobbledygook to contend with. For example: I recently bought one of those new...

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Funny story: Inspectors Condemn Police Force's Cells

Inspectors Condemn Police Force's Cells

Government inspectors have condemned over 90% of West Midlands Police Force's cells,sources have claimed. 4,500 of the force's cell phones have been scheduled for immediate replacement as they are "totally inadequate for the needs of a 21st centur...

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Funny story: Homeless Man Reunited With Mobile Phone

Homeless Man Reunited With Mobile Phone

Daniel Morales, a 58 year old homeless man in New York City, has been reunited with his mobile phone after being separated for 10 years. Morales was one of number of persons who had been participating in a project in the city whereby unfortunates...

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Funny story: Orange Computer Introduces the O-Phone

Orange Computer Introduces the O-Phone

Las Vegas NV: Multi Tasking, Orange Computer's CEO, made an announcement today at the Western Electronics Show about his start-up company's first product called the O-Phone. The hand held O-Phone was developed using some of President Obama's stimulus...

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Funny story: Mobile Phones Linked To Brain Damage: Bad News For Al-Queda

Mobile Phones Linked To Brain Damage: Bad News For Al-Queda

Recent reports into the effects of using a mobile phone on the brain were welcomed throughout the world community yesterday. Although slow to admit it, most major mobile phone giants have accepted there is a risk of brain dysfunction over middle...

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Funny story: Teenage girls disappointed as they flock to download Justin Bieber's penis tone

Teenage girls disappointed as they flock to download Justin Bieber's penis tone

Hordes of screaming teenage fans and the odd parish priest were disappointed today as they flocked to teenage heartthrob Justin Bieber's website following his announcement of the acquisition of a new penis tone. While many of the girls were hoping...

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Funny story: Commuters Will Soon Be Able To Use Mobile Phones On Tube

Commuters Will Soon Be Able To Use Mobile Phones On Tube

Boris Johnson is hoping to be able to revamp the capital's mobile phone network before the London Olympics in 2012. A generous Chinese phone technology giant has offered to install new receivers into the London Underground System so that for the f...

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Funny story: Introducing the Phone that Saves Lives

Introducing the Phone that Saves Lives

The Director of Spain's Emergency Medical Services unveiled the latest communication innovation -- The Life-Saver Phone. Madame Director, Juanita Baracuda, declared that this new device will save thousands of lives annually. "It takes your puls...

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Funny story: Nokia Cheating on Microsoft with Google?

Nokia Cheating on Microsoft with Google?

PALO ALTO, CA - After news emerged that Nokia would use Microsoft's Windows Phone Seven OS, Nokia has been caught in a scandalous affair. The company, which has arguably made the best handsets in the world since the 90s, and still owns over 70% of...

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Funny story: New Cell Phone App Turns Camera Into X-ray that Sees Through Clothing

New Cell Phone App Turns Camera Into X-ray that Sees Through Clothing

Sebring, Fla. - A new app available for downloading promises to turn an ordinary cell phone camera into an X-Ray machine that can see through clothing. Invented by thirteen year old Randy Cummings from nearby Titusville, the middle school student sai...

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Funny story: Apple up in arms over European Charger legislation

Apple up in arms over European Charger legislation

A new rule has come into force this year to make all mobile (cell) phone manufacturers adopt the same charger, which will be micro-USB. This has angered Apple, who have enjoyed changing their charger with each release of their iPhone in order to ensu...

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Funny story: Smart phone passes the Turing Test

Smart phone passes the Turing Test

A Nokia N97 has become the first computerised device to pass the Turing test. The Turing test pits a computer against a human in conversation with a human adjudicator, and the human adjudicator has to determine which the computer is, and which the...

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