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Funny story: Blonde Bikini Bimbos Flock To Louisiana Beaches After Governor Declares Them "Self-Oiling"

Blonde Bikini Bimbos Flock To Louisiana Beaches After Governor Declares Them "Self-Oiling"

In an attempt to recapture some of the dwindling tourist trade, the Governor of the state of Louisiana has begun a new ad campaign. Instead of saying the the state's beaches are polluted due to the BP oil crisis, they are advertised as being "self-o...

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Funny story: A Second Gulf of Mexico Oil Leak Has Now Been Found

A Second Gulf of Mexico Oil Leak Has Now Been Found

BOURBON BAYOU, Louisiana - Well it appears that now we have a second oil spill spewing forth in the Gulf of Mexico waters off the coast of Louisiana. Joining the BP's Deepwater Horizon well is Diamond Offshore drilling rig Ocean Saratoga. This oil...

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Funny story: The New Orleans Hornets To Change Their Name To The New Orleans Tar Balls

The New Orleans Hornets To Change Their Name To The New Orleans Tar Balls

NEW ORLEANS -Gary Chouest, owner of the NBA New Orleans Saints has just announced at a corporate breakfast that he has decided to change the name of his basketball team. Chouest said that his team's recent 32-41 record is not the reason for his de...

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Funny story: President Obama, Going Against Public Opinion, Says That He Will Not Use Bernard Madoff To Plug Up The BP Gulf of Mexico Oil Leak

President Obama, Going Against Public Opinion, Says That He Will Not Use Bernard Madoff To Plug Up The BP Gulf of Mexico Oil Leak

BAY ST. LOUIS, Mississippi - President Obama was speaking at a convention of The Amalgamated Mississippi Delta Shrimp Shuckers Union, and told the assembled group that he wanted to put a stop to the rumor that is running rampant across the entire nat...

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Funny story: Zac Efron, Robert Pattinson, and Taylor Lautner To Star in "The Louisiana Tar Balls"

Zac Efron, Robert Pattinson, and Taylor Lautner To Star in "The Louisiana Tar Balls"

LOS ANGELES - A spokesperson for Lionsdoor Pictures has just announced that Zac Efron, Robert Pattinson, and Taylor Lautner have been signed to star in the Benigo Luigi Montemarciano oil mess thriller Louisiana Tar Balls. The film takes place righ...

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Funny story: Louisiana Purchase Returned To France: US Wants Money Back

Louisiana Purchase Returned To France: US Wants Money Back

President Obama informed the government of France today that the US is returning portions of the Louisiana Purchase from the year 1804. Although the purchase included a vast amount of land other than the gulf coast states, Obama declared, "We had...

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Funny story: Now 43, Justin Bieber Reflects on Life & Career

Now 43, Justin Bieber Reflects on Life & Career

Rolling Stone, April 24, 2037 -- The spring air was crisp, but pleasant outside of Justin Bieber's unlikely summer home located out on the swamps of Louisiana. "I enjoy this time of year," the Stratford, Ontario, native says, "because the weather...

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Funny story: Oil Executive Tossed from One of Louisiana's Best Cajun Restaurants

Oil Executive Tossed from One of Louisiana's Best Cajun Restaurants

New Orleans, LA - Oil executives returned back to their home-away-from-home in Louisiana after a grueling week in front of a Senate investigative panel to answer tough questions about the ongoing oil spill problem in the Gulf of Mexico. They decided...

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Funny story: Louisiana Governor Worsens Oil Spill by Erecting Wind Turbines

Louisiana Governor Worsens Oil Spill by Erecting Wind Turbines

New Orleans, LA - Louisiana Governor, Bobby Jindal, who obviously has no clue how wind turbine technology works, asked his energy secretary to "pull out all those wind turbines we have in storage right away and start erecting them along the coast." J...

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Funny story: Marinated Shrimp Sales Boom in Louisiana

Marinated Shrimp Sales Boom in Louisiana

The start of the shrimp fishing season in the Gulf of Mexico will come with an unplanned limitation in packaging options, but Southern U.S. states are excited over the reduction in price anticipated for marinated shrimp this season. Expected to ha...

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Funny story: Black Dolls Sell For Less Than White Dolls In Louisiana

Black Dolls Sell For Less Than White Dolls In Louisiana

MONROE, Louisiana - Shoppers at a local store have expressed surprise, outrage, and segregated anger at the fact that black dolls are selling for $3, whereas white dolls are selling for $5.93. Long time shopper, Vynetta May Portington, who is an...

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Funny story: Bill Clinton To Run For Governor of Louisiana

Bill Clinton To Run For Governor of Louisiana

SHREVEPORT - Former President Bill Clinton has decided to run for governor of Louisiana. Clinton was in Shreveport attending a convention of The Society To Advance Cajun and Creole Folks To A Higher Level. Clinton told the assembled crowd that wh...

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Funny story: New "Watergate" Scandal Breaks in Louisiana

New "Watergate" Scandal Breaks in Louisiana

Starting to take on the look and feel of wiretapping activities made famous during Richard Nixon's Presidential reign, a new breed of conservative zealots have been charged with planting illegal listening devices in the offices of Louisiana Democract...

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Funny story: The 2-14 Detroit Lions Hire A Louisiana Voodoo Witch Doctor

The 2-14 Detroit Lions Hire A Louisiana Voodoo Witch Doctor

DETROIT - The owner and Chairman of The Detroit Lions, William Clay Ford, met with his son and Vice-Chairman William Clay Ford, Jr., and the Assistant Vice-Chairman Woody Cadillac to discuss the dismal 2-14 season the team just finished having. Ch...

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Funny story: Ten Little Known Facts About Creedence Clearwater Revival

Ten Little Known Facts About Creedence Clearwater Revival

The original band was formed in El Cerrito, California. The four members were John Fogerty, lead vocals and lead guitar; his brother Tom Fogerty, rhythm guitar, Stu Cook, bass guitar, and Doug Clifford, drums. They first played under the name The Golliwogs. In 1967, they changed their name to Creedence Clearwater Revival. CCR played a unique style of rock and roll music called Swamp Rock. And b...

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Funny story: Jobless armies paving the way

Jobless armies paving the way

(Washington) President Obama announced yesterday massive road construction planned nationwide enlisting aid from thousands of unemployed people. The "Pot Hole Brigade" as they've been dubbed are excited to be back working again. Finding employm...

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Funny story: Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal Sick

Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal Sick

New Orleans - Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal has come out from under the covers to attack President Obama once again, this time it's health care. In an op-ed he wrote in Politico, Jindal says "I know a little something about health care policy…" Evi...

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