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Funny story: "Nothing to See Here," says Helpful Man in Black Suit

"Nothing to See Here," says Helpful Man in Black Suit

LOS ANGELES - A man in a black suit arrived at a scene, and has been an active citizen. The man, whose name has not yet been obtained, wore a black suit and wore dark shades. At the scene, this man has been helping locals refrain from approaching...

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Funny story: Parallel Universe: Dictator Obama Shows What Nation Would Look Like In a Democracy

Parallel Universe: Dictator Obama Shows What Nation Would Look Like In a Democracy

ANGELS' GROVE CITY, CA - The Leader Obama, has, with the help of some film studios, depicted Americana as if it were a democratic state. Research and creative abilities have been poured into what the nation would look like, including renaming Ange...

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Funny story: Demi Lovato Has Organized The Patients At Her Rehab Clinic Into A Patients Union

Demi Lovato Has Organized The Patients At Her Rehab Clinic Into A Patients Union

LOS ANGELES - Left Coast Mirror Magazine is reporting that teenage singing sensation Demi Lovato has organized the resident patients at The Henry and Betty Ford Rehab Clinic into a patients union. The executive director of the rehab clinic Cayenne...

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Funny story: Wikileaks Is Reporting That The Minnesota Vikings Are Moving To Los Angeles

Wikileaks Is Reporting That The Minnesota Vikings Are Moving To Los Angeles

CHICAGO - Wikileaks has over 250,000 documents. And filed among the vast volume is a sports document which states that a Los Angeles based group headed by talk show host Larry King has had several conversations with the owner of the NFL Minnesota Vik...

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Funny story: Los Angeles Drivers Terrified, Russel Brand Takes Driving Lessons

Los Angeles Drivers Terrified, Russel Brand Takes Driving Lessons

As if the streets of Los Angeles are not dangerous enough already, Russel Brand star of, Get Him to The Greek, is taking driving lessons on the highways and byways of L.A.. Brand, who is married to Katy Perry, decided he had to learn to drive to a...

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Funny story: Suspicious STUD Fire Reported in Los Angeles

Suspicious STUD Fire Reported in Los Angeles

Los Angeles CA: A five alarm fire destroyed the Sex Toy Uncanny Devices (STUD) manufacturing facilities located in an industrial park close to the city's downtown area. STUD manufactures a quality line of lifelike adult sex toys which include rubberi...

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Funny story: Police Arrest Russell Brand At LAX For Possession of Illegal Laxatives

Police Arrest Russell Brand At LAX For Possession of Illegal Laxatives

LOS ANGELES - British celebrity Russell Brand and his girlfriend Katy Perry were making their way through LAX Airport when Brand was stopped by airport security. The officer, identified as Darby P. Nixhauser, III, told Brand that according to his...

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Funny story: Los Angeles Police Uncover A Plot That Had Lindsay Lohan Being Busted Out of Prison By Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, and Samantha Ronson

Los Angeles Police Uncover A Plot That Had Lindsay Lohan Being Busted Out of Prison By Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, and Samantha Ronson

LOS ANGELES - The LAPD working on tips from 139 different anonymous informants have reported that they have uncovered a semi-elaborate plot that would have had Lindsay Lohan escaping from The Zsa Zsa Gabor Prison For Women. The female perps who ar...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Reports To Prison and Says She Hates Her Orange Prison Jumpsuit and Asks To Exchange It For A Lavender One

Lindsay Lohan Reports To Prison and Says She Hates Her Orange Prison Jumpsuit and Asks To Exchange It For A Lavender One

LOS ANGELES - The little lost and misunderstood girl of California, Lindsay Lohan has turned herself into the Lynwood Correctional Institute, whose official name is The Zsa Zsa Gabor Prison For Women. Prisoner #362426 showed up on time and had her...

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Funny story: L.A. Lakers Win! Thousands of L.A. "Losers" Arrested!

L.A. Lakers Win! Thousands of L.A. "Losers" Arrested!

LOS ANGELES - The mayor of the nation's second largest city, Los Angeles had his worst fears realized. Just as he had stated earlier in the week, Mayor Antonio "El Homey Boy Tony" Villaraigosa was afraid that if the Lakers won the NBA title the f...

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Funny story: Los Angeles Breaks all Ties with Arizona

Los Angeles Breaks all Ties with Arizona

Led by major Hollywood producers, Los Angeles California has moved one more step closer to war with the State of Arizona. On the forefront of the charge is Sean Penn, who has vowed that Arizona will never be allowed to see another Hollywood F...

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Funny story: Gangland Tour Bus Returns With Passengers Tarred & Feathered

Gangland Tour Bus Returns With Passengers Tarred & Feathered

Police in Los Angeles reported that a tour bus that takes passengers to see the gangland sections of Los Angeles that belong to the Crips and Bloods has returned very late and that everyone on it, including the driver, had been tarred and feathered.

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Funny story: A 3.7 Magnitude Earthquake Hits The L.A. Area - Kirstie Alley Says She Didn't Feel A Thing

A 3.7 Magnitude Earthquake Hits The L.A. Area - Kirstie Alley Says She Didn't Feel A Thing

LOS ANGELES - A 3.7 magnitude earthquake struck Los Angeles at about 12:39 p.m. LCT (Left Coast Time). There were reports of minor damages such as the usual broke salt shakers and pepper shakers along with light bulbs popping out of front and back po...

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Funny story: A Day In Capitalist Los Angeles

A Day In Capitalist Los Angeles

This week I had the rather dubious pleasure of visiting capitalist Los Angeles, a western town that exists for no known reason. It hasn't changed its name from its Spanish one as Americans can't spell properly, so thought it would be easier to keep the name the same. And then one day the capitalists in that uninteresting city decided to continue oppressing the poor and letting them buy machine-gun...

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Funny story: Jamie Jungers To Run For Mayor Of Los Angeles

Jamie Jungers To Run For Mayor Of Los Angeles

LOS ANGELES - Jamie Jungers who is one of the members of Tiger Woods highly exclusive "Golf Gal Pal Club" has just announced that she has decided to run for mayor of Los Angeles. Jungers who is a stunningly attractive blonde was asked why she feel...

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Funny story: Beckham "Fisting" Fracas

Beckham "Fisting" Fracas

David Beckham, LA Galaxy's part-time midfielder, was involved in ugly scenes at the Old Fridge Dumping Center during an exhibition match with former club AC Milan. As the players headed for the dressing room, Beckham, 34, who had earlier unveiled...

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Funny story: Jackson Memorial Services Interrupted by Mild Earthquake

Jackson Memorial Services Interrupted by Mild Earthquake

LOS ANGELES, CA - No injuries or damage have been reported after a mild quake struck the Los Angeles, California area today, though "a whole lotto Jacko" fans were "all shook up" by the event. A crowd of 20,000 attending deceased King of Pop Micha...

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