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Funny story: Wolfie Smith Returns to Tooting in Balham Film Director's New Release

Wolfie Smith Returns to Tooting in Balham Film Director's New Release

In recent years he has been derided for incomprehensible plots, wooden dialogue, cheap sets, plagiarism, sloppy editing, an over reliance on using south London locations, use of the casting couch and gratuitous sex, but the enfant terrible of the Bal...

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Funny story: Balham Film Director's New Release: "Valley of the Trolls"

Balham Film Director's New Release: "Valley of the Trolls"

He is a much respected film director and auteur. He has won numerous awards including The Golden Rose of Macclesfield and the Palme d'Ordinaire at Cannes. The works he has produced and directed include art house classics, blockbusters and a hidden c...

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Funny story: Lights, Camera, Action: South London Film Director to Remake Classic

Lights, Camera, Action: South London Film Director to Remake Classic

It may not have the same ring about it and might be a surprising choice of title but Tooting film director and auteur J. Arthur Rancour is convinced that his new film will be a resounding success. The long awaited "Last Exit to Balham" is currentl...

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Funny story: Simon Cowell Shell-Shocked After Being Pelted With Eggs During The Britain's Got Talent Finale

Simon Cowell Shell-Shocked After Being Pelted With Eggs During The Britain's Got Talent Finale

LONDON - Simon Cowell of Britain's Got Talent said that he had no idea when he made his remark that he hates chickens, chicken eggs, and chicken jokes that it was going to come back to haunt him. The fifty-three-year-old Cowell, AKA The Sultan of...

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Funny story: A Special One arrives back in England! The Blue Titted Moronio, a rare breed!

A Special One arrives back in England! The Blue Titted Moronio, a rare breed!

After several years of not visiting the British Isles, the sudden return of a very exotic, "Bird of paradise" has shocked many who thought they could continue to paint the house RED. The bird is a rare breed called "The Blue Titted Moronio" and wa...

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Funny story: Knock-and-run incident is suspected 'terror attack'

Knock-and-run incident is suspected 'terror attack'

Reports are coming in of a suspected terror attack on the streets of London this afternoon. An unidentified teenager apparently knocked on the red door of a local resident and was filmed afterwards using religious language. Witnesses say that the...

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Funny story: Britain's Double Decker Buses To Be Replaced

Britain's Double Decker Buses To Be Replaced

LONDON - Britain's Bus Bureau, known as the BBB, has just announced that it is in the process of starting to eliminate all double decker buses. Reginald F. Quibbenshire, a spokesperson for BBB stated that since the numbers of people riding public...

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Funny story: Museum of London Lib Dem in a box Exhibit criticized

Museum of London Lib Dem in a box Exhibit criticized

"Are there still Lib Dems in London?" ''Are the Lib Dems a protest party?" Nearly 4 years after the Coalition formed, there is no more sensitive an issue in British life as the role of Lib Dems. With fewer than 10,000 Lib Dem members among the UK...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Collapses After Tripping On The Crotch of His Pants

Justin Bieber Collapses After Tripping On The Crotch of His Pants

LONDON - Well there is good news and bad news from Camp Biebs. The good news is that he showed up on time for his concert at London's O2 Arena. The bad news is that while he was jumping around all over the stage he got tangled up and tripped on th...

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Funny story: The Boo Birds Boo Bieber and Mel B

The Boo Birds Boo Bieber and Mel B

LOS ANGELES - The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle is reporting that the boo birds were out in force as Justin Bieber and former Spice Girl Mel B were both booed by irate fans. Bieber was booed after showing up two hours and three minutes late for hi...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber: I Got Me A Brand New Babe For My Birthday

Justin Bieber: I Got Me A Brand New Babe For My Birthday

LONDON - Justin Bieber says that he has just received the best birthday present that he has ever gotten and her name is Ella-Paige Roberts Clarke. The British Tabloid Ta Ta For Now News reports that the two celebrated Bieber's 19th birthday at the...

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Funny story: London Opens Up The Nation's First Giddy Up Burger Diner

London Opens Up The Nation's First Giddy Up Burger Diner

LONDON - Brompton Boxgrove, a reporter with Britain's Tickety Boo News, has just reported that merry olde England has just opened up a brand new fast food establishment. Boxgrove reports that The Giddy Up Diner has just opened for business in the...

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Funny story: White indigenous Brits reject London and head for the hills!

White indigenous Brits reject London and head for the hills!

A recent survey has confirmed that London now has a multi-culti majority and white, indigenous Brits, who used to form the majority, are running to the surrounding hills; Cotswolds preferably or even the Sussex Downs; if they can afford it. One re...

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Funny story: Rihanna Says Chris Brown Did Not Cut Her On Her Knee

Rihanna Says Chris Brown Did Not Cut Her On Her Knee

LONDON - Rihanna seems to love seeing herself and her name splashed all over the front pages of newspapers and magazines, and her latest incident will certainly not change a thing. The 24-year-old singer was celebrating her brand new line of bruis...

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Funny story: Rare cider found in London cemetery

Rare cider found in London cemetery

A rare, vintage cider has been found in Victorian tombs in one of the UK's most famous cemeteries. The discovery of a large bottle of 'Dead Good' Cider in Highgate Cemetery, the burial place of Claud Bulmer and Lord Scrumpy, is the first time the...

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Funny story: Ritz Hotel in London's Piccadilly, wants Ritz crackers to change their name, as well as The Ritz in Desborough, Northants!!

Ritz Hotel in London's Piccadilly, wants Ritz crackers to change their name, as well as The Ritz in Desborough, Northants!!

Ritz Hotel, Piccadilly, London: Is it the Ritz or is it writs, the legal from! Accusations has been thrown around that there has been a theft of the Ritz 106-year-old five star hotel trademark, by 'commoners' and 'Johnny-come-latelies'! The prob...

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Funny story: Buckingham Palace guards can't believe how inhuman and emotionless Bill Belichick is

Buckingham Palace guards can't believe how inhuman and emotionless Bill Belichick is

LONDON--Following a New England Patriots team visit to Buckingham Palace, sources confirmed that members of the Queen's Guard were overheard discussing the lifeless and hollow visage of Bill Belichick, who reportedly did not blink, smile, or make...

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