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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan: I Ain't Going To Rehab And No One Can Make Me Go!

Lindsay Lohan: I Ain't Going To Rehab And No One Can Make Me Go!

LOS ANGELES - Lindsay Lohan apparently thinks that she is the Queen of The World as she has thumbed her nose (again) at the California judicial system treating them as if they are simply a whole bunch of Moe's, Larry's, Curly's, and Lucy's. Lohan...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Shows Up At The Wrong Rehab Clinic

Lindsay Lohan Shows Up At The Wrong Rehab Clinic

NEWPORT BEACH, California - Lindsay Lohan is without a doubt the luckiest female in the entire United States. The Hollywood Starbrat has committed all kinds of misdemeanors, automobile accidents, jewelry thefts, parole violations, and she still co...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Blames Her Downward Spiraling Career on Lindsay Lohan

Paris Hilton Blames Her Downward Spiraling Career on Lindsay Lohan

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - The Hollywood rich girl who likes to pride herself in being one of Tinsel Town's top celebutantes, Paris Hilton is trying to get back into the celluloid spotlight. It is no secret that Hilton thoroughly resents all of the extensi...

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Funny story: George Clooney Buys Lindsay Lohan's House

George Clooney Buys Lindsay Lohan's House

VENICE BEACH - Lindsay Lohan put her house up on the market on Wednesday and on Friday she had it sold. The spacious home called Lucky LohanLand was priced at $1.8 million and it was purchased by George Clooney. According to Pico de Gallo with...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Forced To Sell Her Home

Lindsay Lohan Forced To Sell Her Home

VENICE BEACH - Lindsay Lohan who has more problems than a high school math book has stated that she's had to put her house on the market. Lohan's home Lucky LohanLand, which is located in Venice Beach has been listed at $1.8 million. The much...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Preparing for a Coen Brothers Movie

Lindsay Lohan Preparing for a Coen Brothers Movie

Lindsay Lohan's new publicist and legal defense team announced today that after multiple years of controlled substance abuse, rancid public behavior and breath, and a talent for beer drinking that makes Canadian college Sophomores look like pansies,...

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Funny story: Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder of The Vampire Diaries Tell Rob Kardashian To Get His Act Together

Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder of The Vampire Diaries Tell Rob Kardashian To Get His Act Together

MARINA DEL REY, California - Friends and family of Rob Kardashian are worried that he could be following in the footsteps of troubled celebrities Lindsay Lohan and Justin Bieber. The stars of The Vampire Diaries recently talked to Rob at The Drunk...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Asks If She Can Do Some of Her Rehab At Coachella

Lindsay Lohan Asks If She Can Do Some of Her Rehab At Coachella

INDIO, California - Rehab-bound Lindsay Lohan has shown that she is anything but shy as she has made an astounding request of the Los Angeles County Courthouse authorities. Lohan, who is due to begin her rehab process on May 2, at The Henry &...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Says David Letterman Begged Her Not To Walk Off His Show

Lindsay Lohan Says David Letterman Begged Her Not To Walk Off His Show

VENICE BEACH - The much troubled Tinsel Town starlet Lindsay Lohan has turned down an offer to appear on Jay Leno's Tonight Show. Lohan stated that due to her appearance on Late Night With David Letterman where Alfred E. Neuman (Letterman) ambushe...

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Funny story: David Letterman Ambushes Lindsay Lohan

David Letterman Ambushes Lindsay Lohan

NEW YORK CITY - Lindsay Lohan graciously agreed to appear as a guest on Late Night With David Letterman, but she probably regrets it now. Letterman started off the interview fairly normal as he asked Lindsay the usual guest questions such as "How...

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Funny story: Hollywood Shocker: Charlie Sheen Turns Down Lindsay Lohan's Marriage Proposal

Hollywood Shocker: Charlie Sheen Turns Down Lindsay Lohan's Marriage Proposal

HOLLYWOOD - In a story that has even surprised long-time celebrity maven Barbara Walters, Charlie Sheen has told the entertainment media that Lindsay Lohan asked him to marry her. Sheen said that he was at the famed Santa Monica Pier eating some b...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Caught Playing Hide and Seek In Brazil

Lindsay Lohan Caught Playing Hide and Seek In Brazil

SAN PAULO, Brazil - It appears that rehab-bound Lindsay Lohan is not quite ready to hang up her drinking glass just yet. The Hollywood starlet known as The Freckle Faced Train Wreck flew down to Brazil (no pun intended) to film a commercial for Yu...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Says Justin Bieber Is Turning Into A Real Mess

Lindsay Lohan Says Justin Bieber Is Turning Into A Real Mess

VENICE BEACH - One of the luckiest females in the entire nation, if not the luckiest, has just issued a statement that even made Barbara Walters utter the phrase WTH (what the hell?). Lindsay Lohan, Hollywood's number one spoiled brat, told Left C...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan's Butt Gets Lips Wrapped Around It For $5

Lindsay Lohan's Butt Gets Lips Wrapped Around It For $5

Destination? Brazil. Lindsay Lohan, in another bid to prove she has the best probation on the planet, arrived at LAX to board a plane. As expected there were cameras and paparazzi there to record the event for prosperity. As Lindsay's SUV pul...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Laughs At The Law as She Parties, Parties, and Parties

Lindsay Lohan Laughs At The Law as She Parties, Parties, and Parties

SANTA MONICA - Apparently Lindsay Lohan is still the luckiest girl in the entire United States as she was seen partying at Santa Monica's Inebriated Hippo Lounge without a worry in the world. Never mind that she had just been sentenced to serve 90...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Is Planning On Fleeing To Mexico

Lindsay Lohan Is Planning On Fleeing To Mexico

VENICE BEACH - Lindsay Lohan confessed to her hair stylist FuFi Fondue that she is not going to be couped up in a rehab clinic for no 90 days and she is seriously considering fleeing the U.S. and going down to Mexico. Lohan made a phone call to Be...

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Funny story: America Braces for, "The Lindsay Lohan Effect", Institutions Will Crumble. Entire Countries Collapse.

America Braces for, "The Lindsay Lohan Effect", Institutions Will Crumble. Entire Countries Collapse.

Television networks chain up the doors, Restaurants fail, photographers go on unemployment, body shops go out of business. Jewelry stays on shelves. A entire industry fails. What could possibly be behind all this chaos? Lindsay Lohan.

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