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Funny story: Mary Poppins attacks Libya and arrests Gadaffi!

Mary Poppins attacks Libya and arrests Gadaffi!

A dramatic scene happened over the skies of Libya yesterday as eye witnesses observed a strange female figure dropping out of the sky with an open umbrella. She, they claimed, floated downwards and hovered above Colonel Gadaffi's palace for a few...

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Funny story: Irish SAS follow NATO's call of "Gaddafi must go!"

Irish SAS follow NATO's call of "Gaddafi must go!"

The North Atlantic Treaty Organisation, otherwise known as NATO which includes three of the (self proclaimed) world's most powerful men (otherwise known as the three wise monkeys) namely David Cameron, Barak Obama and Nicholas Sarkozy have ordered th...

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Funny story: Gaddafi Goes into Hiding

Gaddafi Goes into Hiding

In order to avoid capture from the rebels who have been harassing him for the past two months, the infamous dictator, Col Gaddafi has resorted to the demotion to the rank of corporal. Gaddafi told In Seine News: "I have been thinking about this fo...

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Funny story: Tripoli blitzkrieg nuke sub shootings: cops hunt 'Gaddafi suspects' in Southampton docks

Tripoli blitzkrieg nuke sub shootings: cops hunt 'Gaddafi suspects' in Southampton docks

Southampton - Her volley of cruise missiles wiped out two turds - er...thirds! - of the Libyan Air Farce during the coalition's Vernal Equinox strike. At lunchtime today Royal Navy Police were scouring Southampton docks near UK nuclear flagship su...

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Funny story: Moussa Agrees Leicester Deal

Moussa Agrees Leicester Deal

Former Libyan Foreign Minister Moussa Koussa has become championship side Leicester City's new Director of Football. The surprise news was announced by a delighted Leicester boss Sven-Goran Eriksson at a press conference this morning : "We are...

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Funny story: Obama to Order 80,000 US Troops on Mediterranean Sea Vacation

Obama to Order 80,000 US Troops on Mediterranean Sea Vacation

WASHINGTON, DC - Sometime in March, thousands of USMC troops from Camp Lejeune, North Carolina received orders from Obama to deploy to the Mediterranean, while Congress remained unaware of the President's use of American soldiers. President Obama:...

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Funny story: Colonel Moammar Gadhafi To Star With Rob Pattinson, Aishwarya Rai, and Johnny Depp in "Dictators Without Borders"

Colonel Moammar Gadhafi To Star With Rob Pattinson, Aishwarya Rai, and Johnny Depp in "Dictators Without Borders"

TRIPOLI, Libya - Libyan Dictator Colonel Moammar Gadhafi has looked very, very close and he has seen the writing on the wall. The dictator who angered his people by imposing a 60 percent tax increase on camel food has met with a representative wit...

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Funny story: More Defects for Libya?

More Defects for Libya?

After Nick Clegg's surprise defection to Libya, where he has now been made Foreign Minister, rumours are spreading of more possible defects among the LibDems. Unfortunately nobody knows who these LibDems are but political commentators are busy try...

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Funny story: What is a Moussa Koussa?

What is a Moussa Koussa?

* A Fiji Island beverage with guava juice, dark rum and a little umbrella as in "Some more peanuts, mate and make that a double Moussa Koussa." * A scaly rash in the intertriginous regions of the scrotal sac as in "I'm sorry, but it feels better when I scatch my Moussa Koussa." * A 3-wheeled taxi in Nepal as in "How come you can never find a Moussa Koussa at 3 AM?" * A Libyan defector...

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Funny story: Libya Admits Foreign Minister Visit To UK

Libya Admits Foreign Minister Visit To UK

The Libyan government has finally admitted that Foreign Minister Moussa Koussa is currently in London. After days of speculation that one of Colonel Gaddafi's chief aides had defected, the Libyan Minister of Information Moussa Ibrahim did, however...

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Funny story: Point/Counterpoint: "I Think Libyan Rebels Needs Our Utmost Attention and Support" vs. "Jesus Christ, James, What the Fuck are You Doing on the Laptop?"

Point/Counterpoint: "I Think Libyan Rebels Needs Our Utmost Attention and Support" vs. "Jesus Christ, James, What the Fuck are You Doing on the Laptop?"

I THINK LIBYAN REBELS NEED OUR UTMOST ATTENTION AND SUPPORT by James Turner, 23 - Political Science student In Libya, the crisis affects everyone. If we let Gadhaffi take control, he will win, and we will lose. We must train the rebel alliance to fight for thier cause. Maybe we can keep a couple of NATO jets in the sky, just in case, but we should definetly arm and train the rebels. Som...

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Funny story: Dan Rather Among CIA Agents in Libya

Dan Rather Among CIA Agents in Libya

A team of special CIA operatives that has infiltrated Libya includes an elderly American Hi Def TV reporter, Dan Rather. "We picked Dan for this assignment because of the great disguise he wore when he was on regular TV and posed as "Gunga Dan"...

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Funny story: President Obama Defends Action in Libya

President Obama Defends Action in Libya

CCN (Crazy Cal News) Washington - President Obama took to the airwaves yesterday to make a speech on his actions Libya. "Some nations may be able to turn a blind eye to atrocities in other countries. The United States of America is different.

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Funny story: Clegg Defects to Libya

Clegg Defects to Libya

After days of rumour and speculation it has been announced in Tripoli that LibDem leader and Deputy Prime Minister, Nick Clegg has defected to the Libyans The tale that Clegg had gone to Libya to broker a deal with Gaddafi was finally abandoned wh...

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Funny story: "Dancing with The Stars": Obama Trips and Falls During Confused and Inept Performance!

"Dancing with The Stars": Obama Trips and Falls During Confused and Inept Performance!

It was a moment the world was waiting for as President Obama prepared to take the stage in what some have described as his shining moment as he prepared to discuss recent actions involving on again off again actions involving middle east unrest and...

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Funny story: Boycott's Mental Message

Boycott's Mental Message

Former Test opener, cricket pundit and professional know-it-all Yorkshireman Geoffrey Boycott has caused further outrage with controversial comments on the sensitive issue of mental health. Only days after offending his audience with mockery of Michael Yardy, the English slow bowler who withdrew from the World Cup with depression, Boycott was on the attack again, an event rarely, if ever, witnes...

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Funny story: President Obama Planning To Send Troops Into Tripoli - President George W. Bush Replies, "I Knew It! The Skinny Little Fella Is A Closet Republican!"

President Obama Planning To Send Troops Into Tripoli - President George W. Bush Replies, "I Knew It! The Skinny Little Fella Is A Closet Republican!"

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Barack Obama, after meeting in secret with Vice-President Joe Biden, talk show host and 'unofficial' presidential advisor Oprah Winfrey, and the "First Mama" Michelle Obama has reached a somewhat startling decision. Th...

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