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Funny story: David Cameron Accused Of War Crimes

David Cameron Accused Of War Crimes

The International Criminal Court chief prosecutor in The Hague is to seek warrants in the next few days against UK Prime Minster for crimes against humanity. Luis Moreno claims that he has substantial evidence to suggest that, during the first yea...

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Funny story: Nick Clegg confuses everyone over AV at political rally

Nick Clegg confuses everyone over AV at political rally

The Deputy Prime Minister, Nick Clegg, has totally confused everyone at a rally in Basingstoke over AV. He turned up at the Fanny Craddock Memorial Hall in the town with a Canon RE-350 Video Visualiser AV Presenter and a video on pigeons which he...

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Funny story: The Politics of Race - A True Story

The Politics of Race - A True Story

Living in Britain as an ethnic minority (guess which one), it's kinda... well you know how. Luckily, for most of my life, I have not been on the receiving end of some treatment, but nonetheless, it is shocking to see something like this happen. Hell, it happened right on my lawn. This is a conversation between a Liberal Democrat candidate, me, and my mother. A backnote: He was canvassing fo...

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Funny story: More Defects for Libya?

More Defects for Libya?

After Nick Clegg's surprise defection to Libya, where he has now been made Foreign Minister, rumours are spreading of more possible defects among the LibDems. Unfortunately nobody knows who these LibDems are but political commentators are busy try...

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Funny story: Cameron And Clegg To Fight It Out Over Boiled Eggs

Cameron And Clegg To Fight It Out Over Boiled Eggs

Prime Minister David Cameron and his deputy, Nick Clegg, are to develop an artificial argument so as to appear less "together." The move follows an open-microphone gaffe after a question-and-answer session in Nottingham yesterday. Clegg was heard...

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Funny story: Dangerous, demented, Danny

Dangerous, demented, Danny

Police in Inverness have collected a middle aged man, with ginger hair, from the Bus Station in Inverness. Locals waiting for their buses had become alarmed at the increasingly bizarre behaviour of the man. "He appeared to be carrying a House o...

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Funny story: UKIP Set Sights On Lib Dems

UKIP Set Sights On Lib Dems

UKIP leader Nigel Farage is confident that his party can oust the Lib Dems from their position as the most unpopular major force in British politics. Following Nick Clegg and co's woeful 6th spot in the recent Barnsley by election (their candidate...

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Funny story: Nick Clegg Rallies Support for Party Conference

Nick Clegg Rallies Support for Party Conference

Nick Clegg has told Liberal Democrats to "hold your nerve" as he prepares to face party activists angered by falling poll ratings and public anger and activism against the cuts. Nick Clegg, with Prime Minister, David Cameron, also face strong cr...

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Funny story: Nick Clegg Fails to Start a Mexican Wave in Parliament

Nick Clegg Fails to Start a Mexican Wave in Parliament

It's not a good time to be a Lib-Dem at the moment. The humiliating bi-election defeat, and the embarrassing reversal on tuition fees, have all served to weaken the party's position in the polls. As if this wasn't bad enough, further humiliation was...

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Funny story: Governor Brown appoints Progressive's "Flo" Chief of Staff

Governor Brown appoints Progressive's "Flo" Chief of Staff

"Popular young Progressive understands real Americans," says Brown Stressing his credentials as a "true progressive," Governor Edmund G. Brown Jr. held a news conference Monday under the Capitol Rotunda to announce the appointment of his "progress...

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Funny story: Help For Lib Dems Announced

Help For Lib Dems Announced

A Parliamentary group for stressed out Liberal Democrat members of the Coalition Government is to be launched tonight, with Vince Cable as its President. The group, named FreakingOut, was created with the advice of famed psychiatrist Dr Milton Ber...

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Funny story: Remake of Carry On Cowboy Film to be made

Remake of Carry On Cowboy Film to be made

Spoof Gazette reporter Dense Inchcock, has revealed that despite fears of ridicule, the Government is to produce a remake of the 1966 Carry on Cowboy film - using politicians as actors. (Which will help aleviate the politicians loss in expense fiddles, and help boost their already gigantic ego, although the pay will be well below their normal expectations) Original Character: Short Sighted Sher...

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Funny story: Repeal of "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" & Hormonal Change in Liberals Blamed for Hoarding of Popular Tampons!

Repeal of "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" & Hormonal Change in Liberals Blamed for Hoarding of Popular Tampons!

A run on a popular brand of non-applicator type tampons has put far left liberals in a 'bloody mess' according to Chris Matthews, the talking head of CNBC's 'anchor' show, "Hairball" in a late night rant attributed to his panties bunching up in his...

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Funny story: "Put Guns in Prison, Not Psychopaths" Say Liberal Activists

"Put Guns in Prison, Not Psychopaths" Say Liberal Activists

SAN FRANCISCO - Immediately after the mass-murder of sane, law-abiding citizens in Tucson, Arizona, the Liberal US Media and numerous Left-leaning groups practically ignored the "accused suspect" as being the "Real Killer," and proceeded to blame EVE...

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Funny story: Out of Control!

Out of Control!

Police warned today that the Liberal Democrats are 'out of control'. The main problem is that the Party have gone underground, searching for their grass roots supporters. Nick Clegg put a brave face on the embarrassing episode: 'We didn't win the...

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Funny story: Alliance vs Labour Five-a-side Match

Alliance vs Labour Five-a-side Match

An indoor Five-a-side soccer match between the 'Lib-Dems Conservative Disunited' (LDCD) and the 'Dilapidated Opposition Pretend Electioneers Shambles' (Dopes). It is to take place in George Osborne's airing cupboard on a date to be announced follo...

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Funny story: LibDems in Turmoil

LibDems in Turmoil

As the Christmas season approaches, last minute gifts are being purchased by the few friends of the Lib Dems remaining. Vince Cable has yearly subscriptions to the 'Daily Telegraph' and the 'Sun' from a well wisher in Wapping. Nick Clegg, just rec...

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