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Funny story: Rosie O'Donnell Says If She Wasn't Happily Married She'd Hit On Shakira

Rosie O'Donnell Says If She Wasn't Happily Married She'd Hit On Shakira

NEW YORK CITY - Rosie O'Donnell appeared on The Viagra View and was asked by co-host Larry King how her new marriage was going. Rosie smiled and said that if she was any happier it would probably be illegal. She then reflected on her past and h...

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Funny story: Glee's Jane Lynch Says She May Give Up Lesbianism

Glee's Jane Lynch Says She May Give Up Lesbianism

HOLLYWOOD - Jane Lynch the star of Glee has just announced that she is divorcing her wife of three years Dr. Lara Embry. The 52-year-old Lynch told Hollywood Innuendo that there were several very personal reasons for the break up. Jane said th...

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Funny story: Jodi Arias defies death

Jodi Arias defies death

PHOENIX RISES AGAIN, AZ - Convicted killer Jodi Arias has escaped the death penalty-for now. The men on the jury, all of whom are "well hung," according to observers of the death-penalty phase of the trial, have been unable to sentence the st...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton allegedly operated whorehouse

Hillary Clinton allegedly operated whorehouse

WHITEWASHINGton, DC - Arch-feminist and champion of women's lib, Hillary Clinton allegedly operated as a madame during her tenure as Secretary of State, operating a house of ill repute for high-ranking members of the president's cabinet. "It is uncer...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga Denies The Ann Coulter Lesbian Rumor

Lady Gaga Denies The Ann Coulter Lesbian Rumor

NEW YORK CITY - Lady Gaga is furious at the fact that she was at a local supermarket and saw a photo of her and GOP pundit Ann Coulter with the caption The Musically Political World of Lesbianism. Lady Gaga called up the offices of the supermarket...

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Funny story: Fiona Shaw planned out affair with Dakota Fanning

Fiona Shaw planned out affair with Dakota Fanning

Dakota Fanning has added her name to an ever-increasing list of women who have come forward or been called out for reportedly having affairs with old Fiona Shaw, bringing the tally to at least nine. Tabloids over the weekend named teen star Selena...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Says The Heidi Montag Lesbian Rumors Are Simply Rumors

Kristen Stewart Says The Heidi Montag Lesbian Rumors Are Simply Rumors

MARINA DEL REY - Kristen Stewart said that she wants it known that she still cares a lot for Rob Pattinson even though he won't give her the time of the day. K-Stew made that remark to Glamboyant Magazine writer Voodoo Dupree. She stated that last...

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Funny story: Coroner sacked over 'tasteless' lesbian remarks

Coroner sacked over 'tasteless' lesbian remarks

Riga - A medical examiner who claimed that a leading cause of death amongst lesbians 'is hair balls' has been struck off from his country's register of approved coroners. Dr Zigfrids Leedskalnin said today he stands by his theory after performing...

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Funny story: The Kristen Stewart Rumors Have Hit The Fan

The Kristen Stewart Rumors Have Hit The Fan

VENICE BEACH - K-Stew and Tamra Natisin were seen walking hand-in-hand at Seashell Sal's Sporting Stuff Shop. When they were spotted by Macadamia Honeysuckle of LaLaLand Daily, formerly LaLaLand Limelight the two quickly let go of each others hand...

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Funny story: State Sues Man for Child Support After Supplying Lesbian Couple with Sperm

State Sues Man for Child Support After Supplying Lesbian Couple with Sperm

William Marotta was going through the Craig's list wanted section when he happened upon a request from a lesbian couple for a sperm donation so they could conceive a child. William being a good neighbor decided to rub one out, put his man juice in...

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Funny story: LGBT Leaders brand Roman Catholics as "not fully developed as human beings"

LGBT Leaders brand Roman Catholics as "not fully developed as human beings"

Leading Lesbian, Gay, Bi and Transgender leaders have caused outrage amongst the world's 'Roman Catholics' by claiming that Catholics "aren't fully developed as human beings". In a continuation of a verbal campaign which has seen the LGBT communi...

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Funny story: Feminist swims into the ocean seeking relief

Feminist swims into the ocean seeking relief

A feminist recently profiled in the media about her rare sexual condition that caused her to be continuously sexually aroused - swam away into the ocean from a beach in Florida because she couldn't find a man, the Tampa Bay News reported. Sixty pe...

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Funny story: Hank Williams Jr., To Release A Gay And Lesbian Album

Hank Williams Jr., To Release A Gay And Lesbian Album

NASHVILLE - Hank Williams Jr., says that he did not mean to offend gays and lesbians when he said that there are no gays and lesbians on farms, ranches, and out in the backwoods. Hank Jr., who was nicknamed Bocephus by his father the legendary cou...

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Funny story: The Ellen DeGeneres - Portia de Rossi Marriage Has Hit Shaky Ground

The Ellen DeGeneres - Portia de Rossi Marriage Has Hit Shaky Ground

BEVERLY HILLS - Word coming out of Tinsel Town is that there appears to be some unhappy rumblings in the Ellen and Portia DeGeneres marital household. A source close to the talk show host stated that a neighbor recently reported hearing some rathe...

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Funny story: Queen Latifah To Reveal A Secret Many Already Know

Queen Latifah To Reveal A Secret Many Already Know

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Queen Latifah has spent a lot of time skirting a certain issue that many in Hollywood already know the answer to. For several years the soul - hip-hop - actress has openly denied that she is a lesbianite. She has stated that just...

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Funny story: Britney Spears defends Gay Rights

Britney Spears defends Gay Rights

Britney Spears explains that Gay people have a right to be married because they pay taxes and they serve in America's armed forces. "If the laws of our nation don't defend Gay people's right to get married, it's no taxation without representation...

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Funny story: California's Prop 69: Cure the Queers Amendment

California's Prop 69: Cure the Queers Amendment

SACRAMENTO CA (ABSNN) - Within minutes of being signed into state law, California's Senate Bill 1112, that bans licensed therapists from attempting, by any method, to cure "gender confusion issues" in underage gay, lesbian, bi-sexual, and transgender...

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