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Funny story: The World Champion Miami Heat Are Blown-Out By The (8-9) Chicago Bulls

The World Champion Miami Heat Are Blown-Out By The (8-9) Chicago Bulls

CHICAGO - The weather outside the United Center was not the only thing that was cold as the Miami Heat team was frozen by the Chicago Bulls 107-87. Miami superstar LeBron James blamed the loss on the fact that it was just too damn cold. When to...

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Funny story: President Obama Explains Why The Great LeBron James Will Not Win A 3rd MVP Award

President Obama Explains Why The Great LeBron James Will Not Win A 3rd MVP Award

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Some of the greatest NBA basketball players of all time have won the coveted NBA's Most Valuable Player Award twice in a row, but only one has ever won it three times in a row. Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily expl...

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Funny story: NBA Season Opens With LeBron James' Miami Heat Defeating The Chicago Bulls

NBA Season Opens With LeBron James' Miami Heat Defeating The Chicago Bulls

MIAMI - The Miami Heat picked up right where they left off; in the winning column as they beat the Chicago Bulls 107-95 in the NBA season opener. LeBron James said that it felt great to be back on the floor and he told Rufus Reno with Sports Balls...

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Funny story: LeBron James Says He Will Stay With The Miami Heat and Will Not Be Joining Kobe Bryant's Lakers

LeBron James Says He Will Stay With The Miami Heat and Will Not Be Joining Kobe Bryant's Lakers

MIAMI - Newlywed LeBron James has finally made it official and stated that he has decided to remain with the Miami Heat and will not be heading out west. James had been asked by Lakers player-coach Kobe Bryant to join him and become a member of th...

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Funny story: The Miami Heat's Lebron James Is Now A Married Man

The Miami Heat's Lebron James Is Now A Married Man

SAN DIEGO - LeBron James of the NBA world champion Miami Heat has just added another ring to go with his other two championship rings. The 28-year-old four time NBA most valuable player married his high school sweetheart, Savannah Brinson, 27, the...

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Funny story: Kobe Bryant Begs Phil Jackson To Return As The Lakers Coach

Kobe Bryant Begs Phil Jackson To Return As The Lakers Coach

LOS ANGELES - Kobe Bryant has stated that he believes that this will be the year of the Lakers. Of course the NBA's most notorious ball hog has made that statement before the start of the season for several years now. Kobe spoke with Zorro La Bamb...

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Funny story: LeBron James Says He Does Not Pay Any Attention To Big Mouth Kobe Bryant

LeBron James Says He Does Not Pay Any Attention To Big Mouth Kobe Bryant

AKRON, Ohio - LeBron James sat in the living room of his home and chatted with Rufus Reno of Sports Balls Illustrated Daily. Reno asked the Miami Heat superstar what he thought about Kobe Bryant saying that he is the greatest player in the NBA.

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Funny story: LeBron James Has Been Asked To Appear On Dancing With The Stars

LeBron James Has Been Asked To Appear On Dancing With The Stars

MIAMI - LeBron James already has the trophy for being the NFL's Most Valuable Player, plus the NFL Championship trophy, plus the NFL trophy for being the MVP of the NFL Championship games. So what else could the Miami Heat star hope to attain? Wel...

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Funny story: LeBron James Explains Why He May Leave The Miami Heat and Return To The Cleveland Cavaliers

LeBron James Explains Why He May Leave The Miami Heat and Return To The Cleveland Cavaliers

CLEVELAND - LeBron James of the world champion Miami Heat was in town visiting some high school friends who told him back in grade school that he'd never make the pros. He was asked by Zorro La Bamba with The Sports Bet Gazette how things were goi...

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Funny story: LeBron James Wants To Buy The Fantastic Racehorse Palace Malice

LeBron James Wants To Buy The Fantastic Racehorse Palace Malice

MIAMI - LeBron James has said that he wants to get in contact with the owners of Palace Malice about purchasing the champion thoroughbred racehorse. James the star of the world champion NBA Miami Heat remarked that he recently traveled down to Coz...

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Funny story: Manu Ginobili Blames The San Antonio Spurs Loss On LeBron James' Damn Headband

Manu Ginobili Blames The San Antonio Spurs Loss On LeBron James' Damn Headband

MIAMI - San Antonio Spurs guard Manu Ginobili sat in the Spurs locker room after losing game six in the NBA Finals, feeling dejected and looking like Wynonna Judd who had just seen someone take that last biscuit from the biscuit basket. Manu's tea...

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Funny story: LeBron James Said Acting Like Kobe Bryant Fired Up His Miami Heat Teammates

LeBron James Said Acting Like Kobe Bryant Fired Up His Miami Heat Teammates

MIAMI - The Miami Heat defeated the San Antonio Spurs 103-100 in overtime in game six to tie things up at three victories each pushing the NBA finals to a game seven. After the game James was asked by Sports Balls Illustrated Daily's Rufus Reno wh...

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Funny story: LeBron James Says The Reason The San Antonio Spurs Clobbered The Miami Heat 113-77 Was Because His Nose Was Itching

LeBron James Says The Reason The San Antonio Spurs Clobbered The Miami Heat 113-77 Was Because His Nose Was Itching

SAN ANTONIO - San Antonio Spurs sharpshooters Danny Green and Gary Neal combined for 13, three-pointers to help the Spurs manhandle the world champion Miami Heat. The Spurs ended up with 16 three-pointers and set an NBA Finals record for shots fro...

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Funny story: Kobe Bryant: The San Antonio Spurs Have Turned LeBron "King" James Into "Joker" James

Kobe Bryant: The San Antonio Spurs Have Turned LeBron "King" James Into "Joker" James

LOS ANGELES - Kobe Bryant and his lovely wife Vanessa were spotted having breakfast at a local Tacos, Tacos, and Mucho More Tacos in Redondo Beach. He was asked by The Sports Bet Gazette's Zorro La Bamba what he thought about the NBA Finals. Kobe...

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Funny story: Cinderella LeBron James: a Parable

Cinderella LeBron James: a Parable

Cinderella LeBron has found the clock is about to strike midnight and she hasn't had a good Finals game yet. The fairy godmother may have changed the little mice into Chris Bosh and Dwayne Wade, but they still show some of their worst rodent quali...

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Funny story: LeBron James Says The Miami Heat Lost Game One To The San Antonio Spurs Because He and The Heat Were Tired

LeBron James Says The Miami Heat Lost Game One To The San Antonio Spurs Because He and The Heat Were Tired

MIAMI - American Civil War President Abraham Lincoln is credited with uttering the cliché 'Excuses are a dime a dozen.' Sports Balls Illustrated Daily's Rufus Reno has said that he interviewed LeBron James after they were defeated by the San Anton...

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Funny story: Charles Barkley Wonders if ABC Sports Announcers Michael Breen and Jeff Van Gundy Are On The Miami Heat Payroll

Charles Barkley Wonders if ABC Sports Announcers Michael Breen and Jeff Van Gundy Are On The Miami Heat Payroll

MIAMI - When local sportscasters constantly praise one team over another it is called being a homer. But when they do it in the NBA Finals it is called a cheap shot. Those were the sentiments of TNT analyst Charles Barkley. The man known as The Fa...

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