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Funny story: President Bush To Bail Out Lawyers

President Bush To Bail Out Lawyers

President George W. Bush has jumped on a new bandwagon. With the Wall Street bailout a hot topic in Washington, President Bush announced today a further bailout, for struggling lawyers. Speaking at Tuffy's Pub in Alexandria, President Bush explain...

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Funny story: Talk with the Lawyers

Talk with the Lawyers

Washington DC, July 2008: A new kind of talk radio program may begin to appear on the public airways next year, as it is anticipated that right wing talk radio shows, e.g. Bill O'Reilly may be migrating to satellite radio. (Anticipation of Congre...

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Funny story: Florida lawmakers chew over ornamental testicles

Florida lawmakers chew over ornamental testicles

Dangling an enormous ding-a-ling from the back end of your car or truck might soon be illegal if you live in Florida.

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Funny story: 'Save the vultures' centres to breed drug-free lawyers

'Save the vultures' centres to breed drug-free lawyers

Vultures could be extinct in the wild within 10 years unless a drug blamed for their rapid demise is eliminated, scientists warn.

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Funny story: Mesothelioma Cured - Lawyers Panic

Mesothelioma Cured - Lawyers Panic

Mesothelioma, a particularly deadly form of cancer related to asbestos, has been cured. Researchers at the University of North Carolina have developed a drug that can be inhaled by mesothelioma sufferers. The drug, called Byelawy...

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Funny story: Personal Injury Lawyers Beat DUI Attorneys in Deadly Basketball Match

Personal Injury Lawyers Beat DUI Attorneys in Deadly Basketball Match

In a grim contest, a local team of personal injury attorneys defeated their DUI lawyer counterparts today on a different court - the basketball court. It was supposed to be a charity event. Each lawyer put up $1000 and sponsors contributed more, with...

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Funny story: American Lawyers

American Lawyers

The following questions by lawyers were taken from actual court documents in America:...

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Funny story: Courtroom Drama As Judge's Wig Falls Off

Courtroom Drama As Judge's Wig Falls Off

There was exciting real-life courtroom drama at the Old Bailey today as one of Britain's most senior judges became the laughing stock of the gallery in Court 4 when his wig fell off.

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Funny story: Blair To Be Contestant On New Celebrity Big Brother Show

Blair To Be Contestant On New Celebrity Big Brother Show

In an amazing turn of events The Spoof can reveal that former Prime Minister, Tony Blair, will be a contestant in the next celebrity big brother show.

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Funny story: Albany County Supreme Court Races Against Time

Albany County Supreme Court Races Against Time

Altamont, NY (Times Union Staff Writer) - According to locals here, the only thing sweeter than the upcoming apple harvest and eventual cider-drinking could be the legal showdown currently brewing in the Albany County Supreme Court.

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Funny story: Avvo Lawyer Rating Website Sued - By Lawyers!

Avvo Lawyer Rating Website Sued - By Lawyers!

The legal community has twisted itself into some funky knots in the new lawsuit against Avvo. Avvo is a website that rates lawyers based on various factors including their experience, disciplinary history, sexual preferences and consumer input.

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Funny story: Top 5 Things Lawyers Learn That Grown Men Shouldn't Know

Top 5 Things Lawyers Learn That Grown Men Shouldn't Know

Below are the top five things lawyers learn from representing clients that grown men shouldn't be allowed to know.

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Funny story: Abramoff says Bush infiltrated UN with satanists

Abramoff says Bush infiltrated UN with satanists

Washington DC - (Associated Mess): Lawyers acting for convicted Washington lobbyist Jack Abramoff have backed up the UN's Deputy Secretary General Mark Malloch Brown's assertion this morning that President George Bush was a KGB hitman who i...

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Funny story: Abramoff: "Bush and Cheney showered with gifts"

Abramoff: "Bush and Cheney showered with gifts"

Washington DC, Wednesday 17 May 2006 - (Associated Mess): Lawyers acting for jailed DC lobbyist Jack Abramoff have today released their client's list of sweeteners which were allegedly...

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Funny story: Neil Armstrong wants his hair back!

Neil Armstrong wants his hair back!

REUTERS -- Neil Armstrong wants His Hair Back![/b ]Insiders hint at stash for later wig use. Neil Armstrong has sent in the lawyers, demanding the enterprising barber who sold off his precious locks, either return them or donate the $3,000.00

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Funny story: Have You Had An Accident?

Have You Had An Accident?

“Have you had an accident?” When we hear these words emanating from our televisions, we know what’s about to follow. “If you’ve had an accident or fall either at home of at work you could be entitled to compensation. Just call Injury Lawyers Direct and we’ll see if you’re entitled to a no win no fee claim.” These adverts are everywhere. These days it seems as if there are only two types of adverti...

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Funny story: An open letter to D'art re: Life

An open letter to D'art re: Life

Dear D'art: Your father has asked several of his friends to contribute prose to a book that he is compiling for you. These people are some of the brightest and most talented individuals one could find anywhere; among them are doctors and lawyers, college professors and businessmen. These figures would be considered eminently successful from almost any vantage point. However, due to what...

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