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Funny story: Vannessa Hudgens Stops Sending Zac Efron Nude Pictures of Herself, He Kicks Her to the Curb

Vannessa Hudgens Stops Sending Zac Efron Nude Pictures of Herself, He Kicks Her to the Curb

Hollywood's, golden, it couple for the last four years, have decided to un-it, it. Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens have broken up after their long term relationship has run it's natural course. According to inside sources Zac had been recieving nu...

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Funny story: Al Qaeda Regroups in Empty Desert of Foreclosed Homes

Al Qaeda Regroups in Empty Desert of Foreclosed Homes

LAS VEGAS, Nevada - For the last two years, the Las Vegas metro area has suffered the highest rate of foreclosures in the nation. "It's a ghost town out there," explains Capt. Abel Rodriguez of the Las Vegas police. "No street lights, no people...

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Funny story: British Army deploys to Las Vegas

British Army deploys to Las Vegas

A leaked report has revealed that the government intends to deploy the bulk of the British armed forces to Las Vegas next spring. Apparently, they are concerned that the influx of traumatized troops returning from Iraq and Afghanistan will have a...

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Funny story: Prostitutes Hit Hard By Inflation, Offers Special 'Quicky' Rates

Prostitutes Hit Hard By Inflation, Offers Special 'Quicky' Rates

The recession in Las Vegas and Reno, Nevado has hit not only the casinos but the world's oldest profession extremely hard. To drum up business a bit more, prostitutes are now offering quickies at bargain prices. The same thing has happened in most...

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Funny story: Drama Queens Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian Are Feuding Like Cats and Dogs

Drama Queens Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian Are Feuding Like Cats and Dogs

HOLLYWOOD - Two of Tinsel Town's little rich socialite girls Paris "I'm" Hot" Hilton and Kim "Badonkadonk" Kardashian have become engulfed in one hell of a feud. It appears that both 'do nothing' playgirls were at the same 'noses-in-the-air' party...

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Funny story: SWAGS Plan Wild Vegas Weekend

SWAGS Plan Wild Vegas Weekend

The SWAGS - Spoofers' Wives And Girlfriends - announced this morning that while the guys enjoy a jolly boys' outing in London on August 28th, they will be having a wild girly weekend in Las Vegas. The general concensus appears to be that anything...

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Funny story: Cher Collapses After Ass Falls Off In Las Vegas

Cher Collapses After Ass Falls Off In Las Vegas

64-Year old singer, Cher, collapsed on stage in Las Vegas Saturday night just as she began her show. As audience members gasped, a couple of stange hands hauled her off stage while another picked up the piece of ass. "They were pretty rough handl...

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Funny story: One Millionth Elvis Impersonator Honored in Las Vegas

One Millionth Elvis Impersonator Honored in Las Vegas

Las Vegas, NV - This week marked a milestone for one lucky lad who had the fortune to become the one millionth person to get his own show in Vegas as an Elvis impersonator. Gruud MacPhereson, an out-of-work whiskey kegger from Glasgow, couldn't belie...

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Funny story: Al Gore upsets little boy by telling him his ice cream melted because of Global Warming

Al Gore upsets little boy by telling him his ice cream melted because of Global Warming

Al Gore is back to start his Global warming lectures again now that spring has arrived and the temperatures are getting warmer. While walking to a hall in Las Vegas, where he was due to do a Global warming lecture he spotted a little boy who's ic...

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Funny story: Las Vegas Is Asking: Okay Who Will Be Jesse James "TattooGate's" Cycle Chick #5?

Las Vegas Is Asking: Okay Who Will Be Jesse James "TattooGate's" Cycle Chick #5?

LAS VEGAS - The city of Las Vegas, which is known as The Gambling Capital of The Entire Universe, has quickly decided to jump on the "TattooGate" bandwagon. Every Vegas casino from the Alaskan Albatross to the Zulu Witch Doctor has listed odds reg...

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Funny story: Las Vegas Odds Makers Taking Bets on the "N" Word

Las Vegas Odds Makers Taking Bets on the "N" Word

Las Vegas, NV - Taking a sharp turn away from sports betting, Las Vegas odds makers are said to be taking silent bets from some of the top businessmen and politicians in the country on who will be the first high-profile personality to come right out...

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Funny story: 'Lost Vegas' could go Bankrupt

'Lost Vegas' could go Bankrupt

For more than 25 years the gambling capital of the World, Las Vegas has been booming but America's failing economy has finally caught up with it. The real estate market, has collapsed and thousands of homes are being repossessed,also thousands of...

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Funny story: Las Vegas To License Gigolos (Male Prostitutes)

Las Vegas To License Gigolos (Male Prostitutes)

For many years, Las Vegas and the state of Nevada have had legalized prostitution and has licensed females. The city has now taken this a step further and will now begin licensing male prostitutes, also known as "gigolos." These men, however, wil...

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Funny story: Devout Atheists Make Pilgramage To Las Vegas

Devout Atheists Make Pilgramage To Las Vegas

Nearly 500,000 Atheists are making their semi-annual pilgrimage to Las Vegas. "This is even better than our annual trip to New Orleans during the Mardi Gras", stated devout atheist Jones Smith (not his real name). "Remember, everything that happe...

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Funny story: Obama Backs Down After Slamming Las Vegas, Says He Meant Arkansas!

Obama Backs Down After Slamming Las Vegas, Says He Meant Arkansas!

In an unusual turn about, Barry "The Communicator" reversed himself today, just hours after slamming Las Vegas, again, and issued a very rare apology for his 'slip.' Nevada elected officials rose in rage after Obama once again took a below the bel...

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Funny story: Vice Squad Team works the streets in Vegas

Vice Squad Team works the streets in Vegas

This is a story about life on the streets. It's not a nice story and if you are offended by the words hooker, prostitute, ladies of the night, street walker, please do not read on. These women do exist and they exist for the pleasure of men who prey upon them. Some of these women "work" legitimately in brothels outside of Las Vegas and they are legal and expensive, but they will not give yo...

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Funny story: Vegas Gaming Industry needs your Bucks

Vegas Gaming Industry needs your Bucks

Las Vegas Nevada - News from Sin City is traveling fast. It is said that the tourist trade is toppling and the Casino and Hotel Industry is becoming increasingly unstable. "Money coming into the city is not as lavish as it used to be" said Pa...

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