WATERLOO, Iowa - Reports filtering out of the Niblets State, note that Lady Gaga has been asked to never ever return to the anvil-looking state again. In fact, a spokesperson for the governor's office, Hadley "Cornshuck" Blingfaust, informed the n...
Things will never be the same in Pompano Beach, Florida. Not since a giant blue eyeball was found on the beach there. No definite info yet as to how it got there or who owns it. As news of the eyeball spread, there were a variety of reactions. "I say it belongs to big brother," said a Florida teenager. "He's always watching, y'know." An older lady on the beach was sure the eyebal...
BARCELONA (ABSNN) - Two days ago this reporter wrote about New York City's West Side Joanne Trattoria, the restaurant owned and operated by Lady Gaga and her parents. It was rated "C," the lowest possible rating while being allowed to remain open, b...
NEW YORK CITY (ABSNN) - City Health Inspectors rated the restaurant owned by Lady Gaga "at below 'C' level for 42 critical sanitation violations." The very best rating is "A." The report was released today and was actually a re-inspection of...
Lady Gaga has once again covered her body in a meat based outfit. Following on from last years meat dress and the meat basque that she wore in September Gaga walked out for an encore in Austin, Texas wearing a meat lingerie set of bra, panties. suspe...
HOLLYWOOD - Kirstie Alley took a break from her strenuous workout with Dancing With The Stars partner Maksim "The Mad Russian" Chmerkovskiy to talk with Hollywood Innuendo's Fajita San Guacamole. Alley remarked that this time around on DWTS she is...
CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Lady Gaga flew down to Mexico to get away from the persistent weight gain rumors that have been plaguing her for the past two weeks. The New York songbird stayed at The Whole Enchilada Hotel & Spa in Cabo San Lucas.
MILWAUKEE - Lady Gaga performed at the Beer Suds Stadium in Milwaukee to a less than sell out crowd. When she was asked backstage by Vodka Vermicelli with iRumors if she was concerned about the less than full house, Lady G grinned and nodded that...
CELEBRITY FACEBOOK Lady Gaga: Hello Jess? 10:01 a.m. Jessica Simpson: Hi Lady Gaga, how in the world have you been girlfriend? 10:04 a.m. Lady Gaga: Good, except for the fact that I have just put on 11 pounds and people are starting to ask me questions like; Are you with child? Are you eating for two? And are you hoping for a boy or a girl? 10:07 a.m. Jessica Simpson: Eleven pounds!...
NEW YORK CITY - When Lady Gaga sings her hit song "Born This Way" she is certainly not referring to her very obvious 11-pound weight gain which has just occurred in the past month or so. A close inside source revealed that the 26-year-old singer h...
LUBBOCK, Texas - The Texas Nude Maid Service Company was first established in April of this year. Its owner Lubbock native Essie Belle Tuckahoe had a vision that a cleaning service in which the maids were all nude could be successful. And Miss Tuc...
NEW YORK CITY - A spokesperson for Lady Gaga stated that the Right Coast singer has been under a lot of pressure lately due to her upcoming line of perfume named Eau Du Lady Gaga Ha Ha Perfume. It appears that she wanted the perfume to be a seriou...
Animal rights activists are up in arms over a statement Lady Gaga made in reference to dead animals. Gaga said, "Dead Animals Make Great Coats". This statement, no matter how true, has people all upset, especially animal rights people. One me...
Lady Gaga sighted in the cross hairs, then pulled the trigger on animal rights saying in essence, "I respect your rights to not wear, fur, boa, python, leather, lamb, wool, crocodile, alligator and not to mention the occasional shank steak", so pleas...
MANHATTAN - When it comes to men, Lady Gaga has never been shy nor has she ever needed anyone to act as matchmaker. She recently dumped her boyfriend Taylor Kinney because, as she put it, she got tired of him always telling her how talented she wa...
LONDON - Elton John did not take too kindly to Madonna insinuating that Lady Gaga had gotten the idea for her song "Born This Way" from Madonna's song "Express Yourself." The 65-year-old British singer/songwriter recently performed at Liverpool's...
LOS ANGELES - Lady Gaga flew out to the Left Coast to have dinner at one of her favorite all-time eateries, The La Brea Tar Pits Diner. Ever since Lady Ga first patronized the eating establishment five years ago she has made it a point to visit th...
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