The world of showbusiness was rocked to its very foundations today with the news that the Ed and Dave MiliBand have split up. Having sold millions of jobs down the road and been responsible for giant billion-selling hits such as "Wonder Edballs",...
Ed Miliband has admitted at the end of Labour Party Conference that holding it in Liverpool had been a bad idea. "We'd always assumed that the image of Liverpudlians as thieving scoundrels who'd sell their granny's cardigan in winter was nothing m...
The recent speech by Labour Party Leader, Ed Miliband, has caused furore, outrage, annoyance and even amusement amongst some supporters. Filled with words, sentences and on occasions, full paragraphs, the speech went on for almost an hour about lo...
The latest submission to the Upper Denture Gazette Ode competition, by Inchcock, presented for your perusal. Beloweth you will find an ode written, About the Coalition, with whom I'm not smitten, Found on the back of the Beano, handwritten, In the hope that someone will listen! The Coalition was formed, and austerity they did enforce, It didn't stop the MPs from going to Ascot racecour...
If they win the next election, the Labour Party promise to help people who are too lazy to walk, by providing them with free mobility scooters. At first, due to financial problems, this benefit will apply only to the unemployed. Later, when the na...
In this issue we bring you the winning entry in the 'Upper Denture Gazette', in their 'In Memory Of..' series competition this month. It was penned by Inchcock Chambers, who was unable to attend the award ceremony at the 'Upper Denture Arms snug', as his monthly sanity tests are due at the institution. He was sent to Kirkaldy High School for an academic hothouse education, He was rebellious th...
Controversial plans to abolish allotment gardens, have just been announced in the Labour party manifesto for the next election. "We shall close down all allotments and use the land to build luxury accommodation for asylum seekers." said Labour le...
A recent nation wide survey has produced worrying results for Ed Milliband and the Labour Party. An Ipsos Mori poll commissioned amongst Labour voters has revealed that the party is an even worse state than previously feared. 55% of those polle...
Mayor of London Boris Johnson is to join the Labour Party in a bid to distance himself from David Cameron's Conservative Government. Following recent clashes between the two, Johnson has decided that he would stand more chance of being re-elected as...
Gordon Brown has spoken publicly for the first time about his worst ever year - 2010 to 2011 - and the triple whammy of disasters he suffered. First of all, on May 6th, 2010 the Labour party under his leadership were bounced out of government by t...
Victorious SNP leader Alex Salmond has dedicated his party's stunning victory in last week's Holyrood elections to the Liberal Democrats' current boss Nick Clegg and Labour's former leader Gordon Brown. A delighted Salmond was quick to attribute p...
LONDON - After the Alternative Vote (AV) referendum results were released with 67% saying No and 21% saying Yes, many social scientists are commenting on the idiocy of the British public. "Wow..." said one, "Just wow. When given the chance to make...
The results of the 5th May referendum on the Alternative Voting (AV) system for the UK have been declared this morning. In a very heavily-subscribed vote (almost some of the population turned out to vote), those voting in favour were 50%, those vo...
An educated Scotsman has taken to burrowing himself away in his quiet office on the shores of the River Forth in Scotland. He reads and rereads every Tory speech of the past year and delights in hearing his young children reciting the Tory fairyta...
London, England: During the run up to the 1997 elections and after the few tedious years of Grey man John Major, many citizens of the United Kingdom were in a vulnerable enough state to want change in their Country. bLIAR looked fresh and somewha...
The Labour party has issued harsh new guidelines to shadow ministers in an attempt to ramp up pressure on the Coalition Government. Any minister with a policy idea will have to complete a form and wait for leader Ed Milliband and Shadow Chancellor...
We have been told, time and time again, that the Libyan bomber was released on humanitarian grounds by the Scottish Government. Today, this turns up: blair salmond al megraghi It is difficult to imagine how the relatives of those lost feel. If true, it is, the Labour Government and the Scottish Government, saying to the bereaved that the death of their family and friends is an acceptable...
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