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Funny story: Ann Coulter Banned From Visiting Iowa

Ann Coulter Banned From Visiting Iowa

DES MOINES, Iowa - The state of Iowa has just issued a mandate which prohibits the Republican know-it-all, better known as Ann Coulter from ever setting foot in the state. The mandate came about as a direct result of Ann Coulter's recent statement...

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Funny story: Kobeless Lakers Beat The Sacramento Kings

Kobeless Lakers Beat The Sacramento Kings

LOS ANGELES - The Lakers were without their player-coach Kobe Bryant for the first time this year, but it did not matter as they defeated the Sacramento Kings 113-102. Kobe told Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily that while he is hurt...

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Funny story: Ann Coulter Admits She Has A Crush On Kobe Bryant

Ann Coulter Admits She Has A Crush On Kobe Bryant

NEW YORK CITY - One of the nation's most well known GOP mouthpieces Ann Coulter recently confided to Piers Morgan that she has a crush on Los Angeles Lakers super star Kobe Bryant. Coulter, 51, said that she usually does not have crushes on men bu...

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Funny story: Charles Barkley Calls Kobe Bryant The P.T. Barnum of Basketball

Charles Barkley Calls Kobe Bryant The P.T. Barnum of Basketball

ATLANTA - One of the most disliked sports announcers in the history of sports announcing has just fired an NBA salvo at Los Angeles Lakers super star Kobe Bryant. Charles "Chubby" Barkley told Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily that Ko...

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Funny story: Kobe Bryant Injured - The Lakers Playoff Hopes May Have Just Faded Into The Left Coast Sunset

Kobe Bryant Injured - The Lakers Playoff Hopes May Have Just Faded Into The Left Coast Sunset

LOS ANGELES - Laker fans are holding their collective breaths and hoping that their superstar Kobe "Vino" Bryant is not hurt as bad as Charles "The Fat Bro" Barkley thinks he is. Barkley who is noted for letting venomous saliva spew forth from his...

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Funny story: Charles Barkley Disses The Lakers

Charles Barkley Disses The Lakers

ATLANTA - Charles Barkley has been known to put his foot in his mouth more times than Sarah Palin, Paul Ryan, John Boehner, and the San Francisco 49ers all put together. But his latest venomous rant has the Los Angeles Laker fans fuming. Barkley w...

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Funny story: Kobe "Vino" Bryant Explains How He Finally Managed To Get The Lakers Fired Up

Kobe "Vino" Bryant Explains How He Finally Managed To Get The Lakers Fired Up

LOS ANGELES - The Los Angeles Lakers have finally made it to .500 ball and superstar Kobe Bryant is taking the credit. Kobe, who has just given himself the new nickname of Vino (Wine), recently spoke with Rufus Reno of Sports Balls Illustrated Dai...

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Funny story: Jack Nicholson Makes a $100,000 Bet That The Lakers Will Make The Playoffs

Jack Nicholson Makes a $100,000 Bet That The Lakers Will Make The Playoffs

LOS ANGELES - The all-time number one Los Angeles Lakers fan Jack Nicholson is finally smiling again. Fresh from appearing at the Academy Award Show and hitting on the winner of the Best Actress Award 22-year-old Jennifer Lawrence, or J-Law, as Ry...

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Funny story: Phil Jackson: I Need To Be The Lakers Coach Now!

Phil Jackson: I Need To Be The Lakers Coach Now!

LOS ANGELES - Phil Jackson, who is the proud owner of 13 NBA Championship rings, has stated that he is sick and tired of seeing his former Lakers team lose. Jackson told Hercules Confetti with Sporting Chance Magazine that he has spoken at length...

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Funny story: Magic Johnson Lambasts The Lakers Using The "E" Word

Magic Johnson Lambasts The Lakers Using The "E" Word

LOS ANGELES - Magic Johnson, who used to be part owner of The Los Angeles Lakers, has lambasted the team he once played for and partially owned. Johnson recently spoke with Rufus Reno of Sports Balls Illustrated Daily and told him that he is downr...

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Funny story: Lakers Imploding: Coach D'Antoni Benches Pau Gasol

Lakers Imploding: Coach D'Antoni Benches Pau Gasol

LOS ANGELES - The television show The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills better look over its shoulders because it could end up getting lower ratings than the Lakers reality show. Jerry Buss's boys in purple and gold never seem to be at a loss for d...

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Funny story: Kobe Bryant's Laker Teammates Are Fed Up With His Diva Antics

Kobe Bryant's Laker Teammates Are Fed Up With His Diva Antics

LOS ANGELES - Lakers super star Kobe Bryant says that he has just about reached the end of his rope and he feels that his team is on a roller coaster ride with a lot more downs than ups. He says that back during the summer when the team acquired S...

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Funny story: Shaquille O'Neal Could Be Joining The Lakers

Shaquille O'Neal Could Be Joining The Lakers

LOS ANGELES - The word out of Tinsel Town is that Lakers owner Jerry Buss has been in contact with ex-Laker Shaquille O'Neal about the possibility of returning to his former team. Buss is livid at the 20-26 record that his team currently possesses...

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Funny story: The Lakers May Fire Mike D'Antoni and Hire Phil Jackson

The Lakers May Fire Mike D'Antoni and Hire Phil Jackson

LOS ANGELES - The Los Angeles Lakers fell to the Phoenix Suns 97-86 in Phoenix in what was billed as Steve Nash's homecoming. The point guard's homecoming was nothing but more heartache as the Lakers are now languishing with a 20-26 record. Spo...

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Funny story: After The NBA Season Ends - The Lakers Will Star In A New Reality TV Show

After The NBA Season Ends - The Lakers Will Star In A New Reality TV Show

LOS ANGELES - Well it appears that the owner of The Los Angeles Lakers, Jerry Buss, has finally figured it out. He has contacted Tansinella Wickovich, a spokesperson with The Epitome Television Network, and plans are in the works to have the curre...

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Funny story: Kobe Bryant Is Now Playing The Piano To Relieve The Stress of Losing So Many Games

Kobe Bryant Is Now Playing The Piano To Relieve The Stress of Losing So Many Games

MEMPHIS - The player-coach of the Los Angeles Lakers, Kobe Bean Bryant, sat dejected in the visiting team locker room as he saw his Tinsel Town team fall for the fourth time in a row 106-93. And the team putting it to the Hollywood Lakers this tim...

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Funny story: Kobe Bryant Visits a Louisiana Voodoo Woman

Kobe Bryant Visits a Louisiana Voodoo Woman

LAKE CHARLES, Louisiana - An unnamed member of the Los Angeles Lakers organization said that Kobe Bryant is so tired of losing that he is seriously thinking about issuing fines to his fellow teammates if he feels that they did not give it 110 percent...

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