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Funny story: Ball Point Pen Attacks Communist Leader

Ball Point Pen Attacks Communist Leader

PYONGYANG, North Korea - Kim Jong'il presented a letter he had written to the United Nations today announcing that "reprocessing of spent fuel rods is at its final phase and extracted plutonium is being weaponized." Addressing the state-run press,...

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Funny story: Kim Jong Il Commits 'Most Spectacular Suicide Ever'

Kim Jong Il Commits 'Most Spectacular Suicide Ever'

Pyongyang, NK - Four minutes after a North Korean missile crossed into Japanese airspace, the United States Navy shot down the missile and launched a counterstrike, hitting Pyongyang with a tactical nuclear warhead. Spokesman for the Defense Depar...

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Funny story: President Bill Clinton To Kim Jong-il: "Care for a Cigar?"

President Bill Clinton To Kim Jong-il: "Care for a Cigar?"

By freeing two American journalists from the clutches of Kim Jong-il, former U.S. president Bill Clinton has transformed his image, and perhaps has permanently altered his reputation. For days, the mainstream media has been hammering the former president for answers on how he negotiated the release of two American journalists from the rouge nation of North Korea. This TheSpoof.com writer,...

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Funny story: Bill Clinton Cums Through--AGAIN!

Bill Clinton Cums Through--AGAIN!

Former President William Jefferson Clinton, AKA the Sperm Whale, tickled Kim Jong Il "in just the right places," resulting in the pardoning of two US journalists held in North Korea. "Ya know what ole Freud said, 'Sometimes a cigar is just a phallus...

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Funny story: Bill Clinton Gets Blown, Blows Release of US Journalists

Bill Clinton Gets Blown, Blows Release of US Journalists

NORTH KOREA - Former U.S. President Bill Clinton joined two American journalists already imprisoned in North Korea after he received oral sex from someone believed to be Dear Leader Kim Jong-il's 24-year-old niece, according to sources operating outs...

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Funny story: North Korea Secretly Planning To Invade Tennessee

North Korea Secretly Planning To Invade Tennessee

CHATTANOOGA, Tennessee - The Tennessee Office of Tourism has intercepted an email sent to a Wi Poo Fung, owner of Wi Poo Fung's Cleaners in downtown Chattanooga, "We No Clean It Too Good - You No Pay, Okey Dokey Hokey Pokey?" The email states that...

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Funny story: N. Korea Launched Cyber Attack Using a Commodore 64 Personal Computer?

N. Korea Launched Cyber Attack Using a Commodore 64 Personal Computer?

Washington, D.C. - The White House has confirmed today that North Korea launched a cyber attack against the United States government and Wall Street last week, using a Commodore 64 KB personal computer. Though the cyber attack was easily fended o...

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Funny story: Mike Tyson To Box Kim Jong Il

Mike Tyson To Box Kim Jong Il

NEW YORK CITY - Donald Trump Enterprises has announced that they will be sponsoring The First Annual Donald Trump Celebrity Boxing Matches. Trump said that he signed a deal with NBC to televise the boxing matches which will be shown live from Mad...

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Funny story: The Fox Network Offers Kim Jong Il His Own Reality Show

The Fox Network Offers Kim Jong Il His Own Reality Show

NEW YORK CITY - In an unbelievably unprecedented move, the Fox Network has just offered North Korean Leader Kim Jong Il his own reality show. The show's tentative title is "My Name Is Kim Jong Il And I Am One Stupid-Ass Crazy MoFo Bastard North K...

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Funny story: N Korea's top new spook gobsmacked by UK charity shops OAP espionage web

N Korea's top new spook gobsmacked by UK charity shops OAP espionage web

Pyongyang - (AssoCIAted Lucy Liu Mess): He thought he was inheriting the running of a virile James Bond-like army of precision-trained high tech espionage professionals. But his week North Korea's newest Spookmaster General Kim Jong-un, youngest s...

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Funny story: North Korea's Kim Jong Il Threatens To Fire A Missile At Jupiter

North Korea's Kim Jong Il Threatens To Fire A Missile At Jupiter

PYONGYANG, North Korea - The looney leader of North Korea Kim Jong Il has just notified Vice-President Biden via an email that he is getting ready to fire off a missile towards Jupiter. The leader who most say is somewhat touched in the head has w...

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Funny story: North Korea To Set Up A Missile Launching Pad In Cuba

North Korea To Set Up A Missile Launching Pad In Cuba

HAVANA - Cuban President Raul Castro (Fidel's brother) and North Korean Democratic Republic Leader Kim Jong Il have agreed to a trade agreement. The two world leaders met in a highly private meeting over the weekend at a Motel 6 in International F...

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Funny story: Kim Jong-il's Son To Be Next Leader Of North Korea

Kim Jong-il's Son To Be Next Leader Of North Korea

Kim Jong-il's third son, Kim Jong Yung-un is to become North Korea's next leader. Born in the early 1980's, Yung-un was not thought to fit the mold of the average communist dictator slash tyrant. "Actually if you think of it in American terms, ou...

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Funny story: North Korea Declares War on China, Russia, and Japan

North Korea Declares War on China, Russia, and Japan

PYONGYANG, North Korea - North Korean Leader Kim Jong Il has just announced that effective at 12:01 am Cleveland time, he will be officially entering a declaration of war against China, Russia, and Japan. Kim Jong Il told CNN's Anderson Cooper tha...

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Funny story: Kim Jong-il's Radioactive Pork places third in Korean BBQ Cook Off

Kim Jong-il's Radioactive Pork places third in Korean BBQ Cook Off

PYONGYANG, North Korea - We've all heard about the double-rainbow that heralded Kim Jong-il's birth. We've heard about his knack for hitting holes-in-one at will and the operas he's composed, listened to the tales of his remarkable sexual prowess an...

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Funny story: Kim Jong-Il Told To 'Stop Being A Naughty Boy' By UN.

Kim Jong-Il Told To 'Stop Being A Naughty Boy' By UN.

North Korean leader Kim Jong-Il was told in no uncertain terms by the UN to stop being a naughty boy by launching missiles hither and yon and upsetting leaders of other countries. Jong-Il, who was allegedly born on a mountain top and who is known...

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Funny story: Toughest yet UN sanctions against North Korea

Toughest yet UN sanctions against North Korea

Following the testing of two nuclear weapons by the isolated and ever so slightly paranoid North Korea, the UN security council has vowed to impose its toughest yet, set of sanctions against one of the worlds looniest leaders. Former British Prime...

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