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Funny story: Katy Perry Says The Highly Erotic Photos of Her Were Meant For John Mayer Only

Katy Perry Says The Highly Erotic Photos of Her Were Meant For John Mayer Only

RENO, Nevada - Katy Perry was visiting an old friend in Reno when she was asked about the recent erotic photos that have been posted on the Internet. Perry looked at the snapshots and was taken aback. She said that her boyfriend, John "The Player"...

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Funny story: Katy Perry's Friends Warn Her: Stay Away From "Player" Mayer

Katy Perry's Friends Warn Her: Stay Away From "Player" Mayer

BEVERLY HILLS - Katy Perry and her smug boyfriend of four months John Mayer have been seen house hunting in the L.A. area. The 28-year-old Perry has fallen head-over-heels for the man known as "Player" Mayer. John has a history of being the Lef...

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Funny story: Katy Perry and John Mayer Told To Lower The Mattress Merriment Decibels

Katy Perry and John Mayer Told To Lower The Mattress Merriment Decibels

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Well it sure does look like Katy Perry has finally and completely gotten over her divorce from Russell "Sniffles" Brand. The I Kissed A Girl and I Liked It singer has been going at it hot and heavy with none other than the walking...

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Funny story: Liam Hemsworth Finally Realizing That Miley Cyrus "Can't Be Tamed"

Liam Hemsworth Finally Realizing That Miley Cyrus "Can't Be Tamed"

BEVERLY HILLS - Liam Hemsworth paid a visit to his personal masseuse, Urbanette "Bambi" Dillahunt, 21, due to the stupendous amount of stress that he has been going through lately. Hemsworth, 22, confided to Miss Dillahunt, (38-24-36) that he cann...

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Funny story: Rob Pattinson and Katy Perry Console Each Other

Rob Pattinson and Katy Perry Console Each Other

LOS ANGELES - Katy Perry and Rob Pattinson both know how horrible the ending of a Tinsel Town relationship can be. Both celebrities have riches, fame, material things, and the adulation of millions of their fans but both are as they say in Paramus...

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Funny story: Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 4th September 2012

Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 4th September 2012

Danielle Lloyd poses naked for the first time since losing boob implants She only takes up three quarters of the page now. Cheryl Cole admits in radio interview to steamy dreams about Rihanna. That could potentially be the largest searched item on youtube since Beyonce and Shakira's duet. CURVY Kim Kardashian gasps as a wardrobe malfunction nearly gives shoppers an eyeful. I only popped o...

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Funny story: American Idol Offers Katy Perry $20 Million

American Idol Offers Katy Perry $20 Million

HOLLYWOOD - Katy Perry is still heartbroken at having been dumped by John "The Player" Mayer but American Idol has just waved 20 million reasons in front of her that should at least put a bit of a smile on her pretty face. Reports out of the Left...

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Funny story: Katy Perry and John Mayer Are History

Katy Perry and John Mayer Are History

LOS ANGELES - There is no male in Tinsel Town who has a worse reputation for being a Love 'em and Leave 'em jerk than John "The Player" Mayer. Mayer who is perhaps noted more for being a proponent of The Slam Bam Thank You Ma'am School of Romance...

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Funny story: John Mayer Lusting For Rihanna

John Mayer Lusting For Rihanna

SAN FRANCISCO - Singer John Mayer was recently in San Francisco taking a tour of Alcatraz Prison. He related to Tittle Tattle Tonight that he has always been fascinated by the old prison which shut down in 1963, due to an infestation of vampire bats.

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Funny story: Thanks To Her Bare Bottom Photo, Katy Perry Has Received 873 Marriage Proposals

Thanks To Her Bare Bottom Photo, Katy Perry Has Received 873 Marriage Proposals

LOS ANGELES - Ryan Seacrest has just remarked on his L.A. radio show that he thinks that Katy Perry may just have broken the record for the most marriage proposals in 48 hours. He disclosed that he had spoken with the ex-Mrs. Russell Brand and she...

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Funny story: Katy Perry and John Mayer - So Who's Using Who?

Katy Perry and John Mayer - So Who's Using Who?

WEST HOLLYWOOD - As the black Ferrari sped away from the exquisite Café Le French Fry into the Tinsel Town night reporters and paparazzi were left quite puzzled. The question that they were asking each other regarding John Mayer and Katy Perry was...

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Funny story: Katy Perry Reveals She's Infatuated With Tom Cruise

Katy Perry Reveals She's Infatuated With Tom Cruise

MIAMI - Katy Perry decided to get away from the hustle and bustle of LaLaLand and flew over to Miami for some much needed fun in the Florida sun. She was photographed by Picasso Mandolin, one of the world's foremost celebrity photographers wearing...

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Funny story: Katy Perry and Katie Holmes Deny The Lesbian Rumors

Katy Perry and Katie Holmes Deny The Lesbian Rumors

LOS ANGELES - Katie Holmes filed for divorce from Tom Cruise exactly six months to the date that Russell Brand filed for divorce from Katy Perry. Katy was definitely devastated at the news where as Katie made the news, so she was certainly not the...

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Funny story: Homeland Security Crushes July 4th Terror Plot

Homeland Security Crushes July 4th Terror Plot

New York - After years of burning through trillions of taxpayer dollars, the US Department of Homeland Security has finally scored. The agency shut down an elaborate terrorist operation that would have destroyed the heart of the city on the Fourth of...

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Funny story: Tom Cruise and Russell Brand to remarry after their divorces

Tom Cruise and Russell Brand to remarry after their divorces

Following the shock announcement that Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise are to divorce, a friend of Cruises confirmed that he has not ruled out a fourth marriage. The Mission Impossible actor, 50 next week, was previously married to Mimi Rogers and Nico...

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Funny story: Katy Perry Tells Russell Brand To Stop Calling Her Because She Isn't Taking Him Back

Katy Perry Tells Russell Brand To Stop Calling Her Because She Isn't Taking Him Back

LOS ANGELES - Katy Perry was having dinner with her hair stylist at The Flamboyant Tortilla Mexican Restaurant in Encino when she was approached by a member of the entertainment media. Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk told Ms. Perry that...

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Funny story: Katy Perry Talks About Her Ex-Husband Russell Brand and Why She's Gone Blue, Purple, and Next Orange

Katy Perry Talks About Her Ex-Husband Russell Brand and Why She's Gone Blue, Purple, and Next Orange

VENICE BEACH - Katy Perry was out lying on the sand and soaking up some UV rays on Venice Beach, which was named after Venice Beach, Venezuela. Perry has stated that she's had a bit of a memorable 2012, since getting ambushed with divorce papers f...

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