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Funny story: Katie Price Health Exclusive "My Amazing Breast Cancer Diet"

Katie Price Health Exclusive "My Amazing Breast Cancer Diet"

In this months celeb-fitness special, Tally-Ho! Magazine are taking an in-depth look at Katie Price's amazing new cancer diet and her incredible chemo-fitness programme which - with their proven results - have helped keep her on all the covers of the...

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Funny story: Katie Price hints at Opera debut

Katie Price hints at Opera debut

Katie Price returned from honeymoon today and got straight back to work. 'Well someone's got to pay the bills,' she joked, on Sky News earlier this morning. With a face pumped so full of botox that facial expressions were limited and with lips...

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Funny story: English Police Arrest 173 Photographers at Alex Reid's and Katie Price's Wedding Reception

English Police Arrest 173 Photographers at Alex Reid's and Katie Price's Wedding Reception

SURREY, England - Police reported that they had to arrest 173 English photographers who refused to listen to the police instructions that they had been given at the Reid-Price Wedding Reception. The ceremonies took place in The St. Sir Paul McCart...

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Funny story: Katie Price In Wedding Blessing Cock Up

Katie Price In Wedding Blessing Cock Up

It seems there was some confusion and a bit of a cock up yesterday when topless model and former I'm A Celeb cockroach botherer Katie Price and cage building cross-fighter Alex Reid had their wedding blessed at a Surrey parish church. It seems tha...

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Funny story: Andy Murray Has Fans

Andy Murray Has Fans

Scottish Tennis misfit, Andy Murray, has sensationally gained his first actual fans today. The British Number 1, notorious for his surly personality redolent of a whiny teenager, though, has put his new-found surge in popularity down to his charisma.

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Funny story: Guests spurn (Cut-Price) Katie's budget Hen-Night

Guests spurn (Cut-Price) Katie's budget Hen-Night

On Tuesday, we reported that Katie Price intended to keep the cost of her Wedding Blessing this weekend to Alex Reid, to an absolute minimum. We can now report that these plans, extended to incorporate the hen-night, may have back-fired. A sour...

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Funny story: Katie's (Cut)-Price Wedding

Katie's (Cut)-Price Wedding

Katie Price's Wedding Blessing to Alex Reid next weekend is set to cost substantially less than her lavish wedding to Peter Andre five years ago, it is reported today. A spokes-person for Katie said 'Katie and Peter's wedding in 2005 cost in exces...

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Funny story: Joran Van Der Sloot and Shannon Price to Marry!

Joran Van Der Sloot and Shannon Price to Marry!

Murder suspect Joran van der Sloot is not letting something like being imprisoned in Lima, Peru, slow down his action: Not only is he receiving tons of marriage proposals, but he's actually accepted one, from midget usurper Shannon Price, she of "my...

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Funny story: Superdrug pulls Katie Price perfume

Superdrug pulls Katie Price perfume

Reality TV star Katie Price's perfume has been pulled from Superdrug's shelves because of "ethical" reasons, according to the high street store. It coincides with another perfume range, Spoof, by Vacherie, also being withdrawn. That followed a re...

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Funny story: Katie Price go-ahead for "Top Tramps"

Katie Price go-ahead for "Top Tramps"

Katie Price has unexpectedly given the thumbs-up to controversial card game "Top Tramps". Despite the fact she resides at a lowly 3rd place, Top Tramps is destined to blast it's way into child folklore where they can learn adhoc about 'tardiness',...

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Funny story: Katie Price To Take Up Mud Wrestling

Katie Price To Take Up Mud Wrestling

A hitherto thoroughly unreliable news source contacted Skoob News today, claiming that occasionally bad-tempered and much loathed celeb bap-flasher Katie Price has been taking mud wrestling lessons. It's widely thought that if the unsubstantiated...

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Funny story: 'Katie Price Fully Dressed' Search Tops Unexpected Google Search List

'Katie Price Fully Dressed' Search Tops Unexpected Google Search List

Google delivered some surprising results this morning when the search engine giant published its top ten list of completely unexpected searches. Top of the list came 'Katie Price Fully Dressed' which raised more than a few eyebrows, because it is...

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Funny story: Katie Price, Stephen Fry And Cheryl Cole Stuck In A Lift Ordeal

Katie Price, Stephen Fry And Cheryl Cole Stuck In A Lift Ordeal

CTV Centre - West London - We've just been informed that three celebrities, Katie Price, Stephen Fry, and Cheryl Cole are stuck in a lift at Celebrity TV Centre in West London, where they made The Two Ronnies and Blackadder. It is thought that the...

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Funny story: Katie Price And Alex Reid Are Desperate To Have Their Own Baby

Katie Price And Alex Reid Are Desperate To Have Their Own Baby

LONDON - Alex Reid and Katie Price were recently spotted out shopping for some women's sandals for Alex. They found some but Alex remarked that they looked a little too masculine. Katie was asked by a reporter if she was pregnant yet. She laughed...

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Funny story: Kerry Katona and Katie Price camera crews fight

Kerry Katona and Katie Price camera crews fight

Was it bad planning or a publicity stunt, but this morning on the street outside Riverside hotel in London Kerry Katona was coming out as Katie Price was going in. Kerry Katona is currently wooing Katie Price's ex-husband, Peter Andre, which has a...

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Funny story: Katie Price: Why I'm Against The Digital Economy Bill

Katie Price: Why I'm Against The Digital Economy Bill

Katie Price has today lashed out and revealed her anger at the rushing through of The Digital Economy Bill during Parliament's wash-up period. At her daily Price conference a furious Katie fumed, "This bloody Digital Economy Bill is an outrage!!!...

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Funny story: Bargis Tryhol Tells Alex Reid - I'll Make Katie Price's Eyes Water!

Bargis Tryhol Tells Alex Reid - I'll Make Katie Price's Eyes Water!

Bargis Tryhol, the man with the world's largest penis, was discharged from hospital early yesterday, and he's already ruffling feathers among the great unwashed on the European side of the Atlantic. Tryhol, has spent the best part of a week in rec...

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